Re: 24 ***may contain spoilers***
some information bout Jack
*hope nobody posted this in here if so ignore this post*
Strippers tip Jack Bauer
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Jack Bauer."
If you run away from Jack Bauer, you're just gonna die tired.
There are a few phrases that Jack Bauer can utter to you that mean death. They are "You have to trust me" and "You are the only one who can do this." While death isn't instant, it is inevitable.
Jack Bauer found out they were making a 24 video game, and killed the makers. No one plays Jack Bauer.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Jack Bauer.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f**king beef.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer.
you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
My parents told my little brother and I that Jack Bauer was "just a television character". We are now orphans
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness
Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."
Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the f**k have you done with your life?
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're f**king dead."
During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
thats all for now
some information bout Jack
*hope nobody posted this in here if so ignore this post*Strippers tip Jack Bauer
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Jack Bauer."
If you run away from Jack Bauer, you're just gonna die tired.
There are a few phrases that Jack Bauer can utter to you that mean death. They are "You have to trust me" and "You are the only one who can do this." While death isn't instant, it is inevitable.
Jack Bauer found out they were making a 24 video game, and killed the makers. No one plays Jack Bauer.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Jack Bauer.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f**king beef.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer.
you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
My parents told my little brother and I that Jack Bauer was "just a television character". We are now orphans
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness
Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."
Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the f**k have you done with your life?
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're f**king dead."
During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
thats all for now
