You know you're (insert nationality here) when...

You know you're Greek when people that you metion that they're sick & you immediately begin to recommend garlic & how you eat it everyday & since you've done that you've never been ill.

:lol: Of course, 99% of those people hate garlic.
 
You know you're British when you scream with excitement at snow as if you've never seen it before
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You know you're a Texan when you sream with excitement at snow because you've never seen it before. (hey ya'll. Texas is pretty much it's own country.)
 
Elsie said:
You know you are British when you giggle childishly at the word 'pants' even though you know it means trousers... And you're still a little shocked by the title 'fannysmacking'. :lol:
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THATS SO TRUE, the bit about fannysmacking. :lol:
 
You know you're Canadian when...

you have two seasons winter and road construction time. The Toronto area always rips up the highways in the summer. :mad:
 
kazzy said:
Elsie said:
You know you are British when you giggle childishly at the word 'pants' even though you know it means trousers... And you're still a little shocked by the title 'fannysmacking'. :lol:
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THATS SO TRUE, the bit about fannysmacking. :lol:
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I'm no British but i do know that fannysmackin' refers to ahemhem...
Even i found it wierd.. :lol:
 
You know you're Lebanese when you compliment or insult someone with a phrase that, if translated into English, would make you sound like a psycopath.

Compliment Example
"To'obrene", translation: Bury me

Insult Example (something dad's usually say to their sons)
"Ya ibn el kalb!": Son of a dog!
"Kele khara" : Eat shit
"Rah shalkhik!": I'm going to shred you.
 
You know you're Welsh...
- when you CARE when people say "Is that in England?"
- when cheese on toast is your idea of haute cuisine
- when you take an umbrella and/or raincoat everywhere... and no suntan lotion
- when you're sick of the sheep jokes already ;)
 
You know you're Canadian when . . .

-You have sudden cravings for backbacon.
-You will drive one hour for that Tim Hortons coffee.
 
You know youre Hungarian when John Stewart makes fun of the revolution in your country. *shakes head, pulls up eyebrow*
I guess I can post a link to the video here, if no, sorry Ducky and wibbs and feel free to remove it. :)
Don't make fun of this
 
You Know You're Puerto Rican When...

-You got scared whenever someone mentioned "el CUUUCO!" (I did, I would cry for hours.)

-You've gone to titi's (aunt's) house and passed through the "bead curtain" in the living room.

-Someone in your family is named Maria, Charlie, Papo, Ana or Carmen.

-All cereal is called "con-flei."

-You've put a penny on your forehead to stop a nose bleed.
(My dad still makes me do this; I'm 22 years old.)

-Your grandmother thinks Vick's vapor-rub is the miracle cure for everything. (Uh, it is!)

-You call rug-carpeta , roof-rufo, parking-palkin, stress-estress, library-libreria (instead of biblioteca), boiler-boila, sucker-soca, or to knock-noquiar.

-You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch a cold. (I'd get in trouble for that all the time.)

-You need a cup of coffee after every meal, espresso boricua style "con leche".

-Oh, and of course, your meals consist of rice, beans and some kind of meat.

Hooray for being Puerto Rican! :)
 
You know you are German when

- you can watch a rapist on a roof live on tv for hours
- sueing your neighbour sounds like a lot of fun
- you don't sue the neighbour because he/she happens to be jewish
- you stop at a red traffic light in the middle of nowhere at 4 AM with no other car in sight
 
Nothing like a forum thread to show the quirkiness that lives on around you,eh?
Hahaha...And i thought only a few were quirky...
*No offence to anyone* The whole world is quirky...Hooray!!!
 
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