1. Spend an entire year literally attached to someone at the hip.
I would die having to live a year without human contact. That's just impossible for me.
2. Spend a year with my foot stuck in a bucket.
When my hand is stuck in a bucket, I'm not able to type. And I won't be able to lots of other things. So, I'm going for the foot, even if that requires some help with walking.
3. Loose my ability to read.
Despite the fact that I really love reading, and it's the thing I do the most (books, internet, schoolwork), I'm not going for the not speaking one. I don't think I can enjoy a life in which I can't crack jokes, tell someone how I feel, discuss things from television, learn to speak better English, or letting someone know I love them...
1. Be lost in the woods.
I at least won't get wet.
2. Get trapped in an episode of 24.
I think it's more likely to survive normal people with possible weapons than a monster that has killer claws..
3. answer these pointless questions.
I don't get why exactly I'm doing this, but it's more fun than being a witness at a murder trial, I think