Worst Movies Ever

-Van Helsing (so cheesy!)
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when i saw that in theaters i was laughing so hard i was crying. my friend and i actually had to leave we couldn't breath. so yeah that wins for the worst movie ever lol, at least for me.

oh...when the hunchback was climbing up the castle my friend is like "whats going on in side..a light switch rave!" then i lost it lol.
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hehehe...I know the feeling...I saw it with a friend and we thought we were gonna die of laughter....there were a couple of Monty Python moments (unintentional, I'm sure, cause they were REALLY bad) in there....I can't remember exactly why, but at one point (forgetting we were at the movies) I shouted "It's the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioche!" and I thought my friend was going to pee herself she was laughing so hard :lol: :lol: :lol:

Of course, then I got pelted with popcorn, which made us laugh even harder..... :devil: :devil: :devil:
 
I forgot to add Troy.

I went out with a couple of girlfriends for this one and we just laughed, man. Giggled, tee-heed, hee-hawed, snorted, snuffled, tittered, guffawed. Come to think of it, I guess I did enjoy watching the film. Oi, but how I wanted to throw my drink at Orlando.
 
^ "Troy" is a magnificent comedy; especialy when you watch it in a movie-theathre. i almost died of laughter when a girl sitting next to me made these funny groaning sounds, like she´s haveing an orgasm or something, when they showed naked brad pitt :lol:
and orlando bloom acting all tough and like "i´m gonna protect my girl"...

that makes me think of "Alexander". haven´t senn it, but collin farrel with blond hair :eek: :lol:
 
Did you know that Freakshow is the guy from Law and Order SVU (Christopher Maloni)? It took me forever to figure that out. I thought it was hilarious.
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He looked kind of familiar, but I don't watch Law and Order SVU. I do see a few episodes, probably why he does look familiar.

That's just IMO, probably didn't connect with their endless search for White Castle. ;)
 
Has anyone here seen the Talented Mr. Ripley with Matt Damon? i hated that movie.. i don't know why though.
 
I think the movie titled "Alice Through The Looking Glass" was horrible. I watched the whole movie. The only thing I liked about it was the fact that Kate Beckinsale is a good actor, and she was in it. Acting is definitely about all she has.
 
I loved VAN HELSING. :-(

I think Spice World....Freddy VS Jason....
 
Yeah I agree Troy sucked, Orlando was such a whimp in it I was like please die soon lol and it was far too long!! Other movies I dont like are Judge Dredd, Resident evil, The Cable guy, Sweet home alabama and Tank girl.
 
^ ou, "Tank girl", yeah, never saw it to the end, it´s just one of those films you give up in middle of the movie. like "2001; a space odyssey"-never got pass the monkeys in the beggining. i could have just rewinded but that never crossed my mind when i was watching it! :lol:

i hate all the olsen-twins movies! c´mon! how many times can you do a movie with two twins trying to be all cute/cool and saveing the day?! :rolleyes:

even "under siege 1,2,3..." (you know, the steven segal movies) were better! i acctualy enjoy watching those... :eek: :p
 
The worst movies I've seen, that I can remember, are Warlords From Hell & Future Hunters. Both are extremely bad movies.
 
There are heck a lot of movie that I hate so bad...None of them Americans tho heh.
Ok Worst American movies:
Dreamcatcher (I donno I thought it was stupidly scary)
The Grudge (I've listed it on my fav as well...cause it's heck a scary)
The Ring II (for giving bad continuity to Ring I, which I loved).
Kill Bill II (for giving bad continuity to Kill Bill I cause I freaking loved it)

I didn't really list the ones I think are the worst tho...cause I don't really remember their names right now...yes that bad.
 
there's this one movie i hate. i can't remember the name of it. Richard Geere and Diane Keeton i think is in it...
 
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