What are some of your favorite CSI:Miami Quotes?

[CSI-AJ]

From the season 8 episode "Bolt Action".

Frank: A lightning bolt makes friends with a lifeguard tower and all of a sudden, I'm saddled with block after block of knock and talks.
Ryan: Well, I guess it's our lucky day 'cause you have such a nice way with people, Tripp.
Ryan(referring to a push mower): Well, this certainly wasn't on the top of any lifeguard tower this morning.
Frank: Look underneath it, smartass.

Its funny watching Frank Zap Ryan. They had another funny exchange in Chain Reaction

 

[Carolyn_333]

From the season 2 episode "Dead Zone".
Horatio: If it's not alive or nailed down, Speed, bag it.

From the season 8 episode "In Plane Sight".
Jesse: Man. Walter, you should've seen the look on your face when I handed you those gloves today.
Walter: Yeah, laugh it up shorty. Just don't coming crying to me when you need to get a beaker off the high shelf.
Ryan: Hey. You know that beer I said I was gonna buy you earlier? Not buying it. Nope. Not gonna happen.

 

[CoachMom]

Another Trippism: "Where you running to superfly?" Or something of the sort last night in Bad Seed.

 

[luf100]

It wasn't even a main character but I about loled last night watching Bad Seed when the restaurant owner said "Kiss my ass, lady!" to Calleigh. :lol:

"We have badges. These rural guys hardly have educations." Okay, it was kind of mean, but still... *snicker*

"How many cards did you put down there?"
"Walter spilled the bag."
"I told you not to set it there."

 

[rhee52]

here's one of my favorites...

"So you're going to shave before you go to IAB?"
"It's a polygraph test, not a portrait."
"Well, you know, presentation is everything."

-- Calleigh Duquesne and Tim Speedle(Dispo Day)

 

[BauerAlmeida]

"How many cards did you put down there?"
"Walter spilled the bag."
"I told you not to set it there."

LOL! I loved that moment!!

I could watch Ryan, Walter, and Jesse all day! The 3 Musketeers are just so funny together!

here's one of my favorites...

"So you're going to shave before you go to IAB?"
"It's a polygraph test, not a portrait."
"Well, you know, presentation is everything."

-- Calleigh Duquesne and Tim Speedle(Dispo Day)

I miss Speed...sniff sniff