Oh, man... I've got tons of favorite quotes from this show. Here are a few from the pilot episode when Warrick and Catherine come down:
Horatio: Let me ask you another question. When you’re home alone do you lock the bathroom door?
Catherine: I don’t even know you.
Horatio: That’s it?
Speedle: There’s also a link to Miami.
Horatio: Of course there is.
Speedle: Or, you know, he could just be some geriatric dude that just digs the weather.
Speedle: The only way to outrun a gator is to swim faster than the guy next to you. Isn’t that right, Delko?
Eric: [to Catherine and Warrick] I used to have a partner.
Eric: HAH!
Speedle: Delko, you’ve been down there for forty-five minutes. Do you know the level of bacteria in the water? I mean you can get all kinds of infections… What d’ya got?
Eric: Water pistol. One waterlogged beretta knock-off.
Speedle: Suspect’s personal gun?
Eric: That’s it.
Speedle: Congratulations.
Eric: I’ll put it over the wires that, uh, he’s not carrying that Taurus anymore.
Speedle: Do that and take a shower.
Eric: [to Speedle] …Nice shoes.
Showgirl: Some guys like to lick it off.
Horatio: Really? I’m partial to the swab myself.
Catherine: Ready, honey?
Horatio: Coming, dear.
Speedle: So, H, when’s the last time you were in Hives?
Horatio: I was there opening night.
Speedle: I didn’t see you there.
Horatio: I was, uh… V.I.P.