Unfortunate Names

[Palm]

At our school, this kid named "Ben Dover" was called on the announcements. I felt so bad for whoever he was.
And, my friend's sister, named her kid "Lou" because her last name is "Zerr".

 

[forensicsgirl]

At our school, this kid named "Ben Dover" was called on the announcements. I felt so bad for whoever he was.

I wouldn't feel too sorry for him - he's got his own (porn) film production company and must make a fortune as at least 40% of all the adult videos we stock at work are made by him

 

[glam_chic86]

my mom works with kids who have speech problems. she has one little boy named precious. precious! that is his birth given name. i feel sorry for him. she also works with a brother and sister name destiny and justice. why do parents do these things to their children??

Well, there will never be much justice for that little boy.

 

[Smiliee]

LOL! These are so funny! :lol:

I have a teacher with the name Richard Long. Thank gosh he goes by Rich and not Dick.

 

[Guest]

hey, you ever thougth about Johnny DEPP???..


Depp is a german word for idiot ^^

 

[Guest]

my mom works with kids who have speech problems. she has one little boy named precious. precious! that is his birth given name. i feel sorry for him. she also works with a brother and sister name destiny and justice. why do parents do these things to their children??

Well, there will never be much justice for that little boy.

wasn't halle berry in cat woman called, "patience"?

 

[lane]

Actually,, Tan is pronounced as tonne. Although it is hilarious when you pronounce it as tan.

I think I've heard of Charity too. It could have been in a fanfic though.

 

[Exit 8A]

Here is another one. I can't believe that parents would do this to their own flesh and blood. They should know that they are setting their kid up for long term therapy.

I feel sorry for this State Farm agent

 

[GilandSara]

lol, i used to live in eudora and overland park KS. which i recall is like an hour away.

 

[Guest]

For my research, I find 16th-17th century German sermons.

My favorite name so far -- Urban Killer, who had a collection of Leichenpredigten (funeral sermons). Hee.

 

[beautifulview]

:lol: my best friend and i were looking up names, and she found out one, LUZ. (say LUH-zzz) sorry if that's anyone's name but i find it amusing

 

[Exit 8A]

When I think that I can't find any more, I find some more:

First of all, who names their kid "Bear"? Especially with this last name?

 

[glam_chic86]

Wow which sick parents would name their child that ahaha.

 

[GilandSara]

Ok, there are like 60 here
Al Kaholic, Felia Balls, Forrest Ranger
Harry Dickman, Harry Balls
Harry Bare, Harry Pitts
Harry Butts, Harry P. Ness
Harry O'Balls, I.P. Freely
I.P Daily, Igotta Gobad
Jack Cass, Jack Mehoff
Jim Shoe, Joe King
Juwanna Hooker, Kitty Litter
Kris Mass, Liz B. Ann
Lotta Hare, Lou Tennant
Madame, Dick Hertz
Max E. Pad, Paige Turner
Pat Myass, Dick Head
Rose Bush, Seymour Butts
Seymoure Privates, Wendy Bottom, Zack O'Balls, Allota Dick
Adolf Oliver Nipple, Amanda Hugenkiss
Amanda Reckonwith, Anita Dick
Anita Bath, Antia Potty
Anita Peter, B. O'Problem
Barb B. Que, Barb D. Wire
Barry Abone, Barry Schmelly
Bea Sting, Bell E. Flopp
Ben Dover, Ben Gay
Betty Kant, Bill Board
Bill Ding, Candi Dish
Crystal Chanda Leir, Dick Hertz
Dick Lotion, Dick Butkiss
Dick Trickle, Dick Sweat
Felia Balls, Forrest Ranger
Harry Dickman, Harry Balls
Harry Bare, Harry Pitts
Harry Butts, Harry P. Ness
Harry O'Balls, I.P. Freely
I.P Daily, Igotta Gobad
Jack Cass, Jack Mehoff
Jim Shoe, Joe King
Juwanna Hooker, Kitty Litter
Kris Mass, Liz B. Ann
Lotta Hare, Lou Tennant
Madame Dick Hertz, Max E. Pad
Paige Turner, Pat Myass
Dick Head, Rose Bush
Seymour Butts, Seymoure Privates
Wendy Bottom, Zack O'Balls

 

[quoth_the_raven]

There was this little girl named Chandler...I heard her mom say her name the other day...