Totally cool GRISSOM quotes

I love the quote from 4x4 . It's about that boy who wanted with a hummer drive over a taco stand.
Grissom : I think this is the dummest thing we ever heard.

 

Haha yes Lieke, that is true hahaha

 

Brass and Gil got together some funny quotes!
I also like the quote of Unemployed boy. ( Grissom towards Greg in Season 3 I believe.)
And in Big Middle when Greg gets that dummie on his and Grissom and Sara are totally forgotten him.
Greg : * waves for help *
Grissom * totally cool * : Oh .

 

Yeah that umemployed boy hahaha that one's hilarious!

 

ok this one isn't said by grissom but its about him, i thought it was funny

Grissom: *starts walking out into the desert*
Brass: where's he going?
Catherine: lets just hope he stops.

 

I was just about to go look for my tape that has butterflied on it so I could write down the "Sad,isn't it.The only time we....." speech at the end of the ep. Im going to decorate my left wall of my room with CSI and quotes and it wouldn't be complete with out that GSR quote/speech

 

From Shooting Stars one of the coolest quotes that I've heard in awhile.

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GRISSOM: I'm sure there's something out there looking down on us from somewhere else in the universe, they're wise enough to stay away from us.

 

GRISSOM: (exhales) And a trunk becomes a crockpot.

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GRISSOM: Car condom. :lol:

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GRISSOM: If that "okay" had been meant for Nick, it wouldn't have been in the form of a question. I think maybe Walter Gordon had an accomplice.

 

Well, I seem to remember a totaly cool Grissom quote but being the space cadet that I am not sure where it is from. He is in a church talking to a priest and he explains why he is spiritual but not in favor of organized religion or something along those lines. That's all I can remember, other than it was a really cool quote and totaly Grissom.

 

I liked his little speech to the crowd in A Bullet Runs Through It P2. Where he was talking about evidence and how it is not prejudice and cannot lie.. i really liked that.

 

BAD TO THE BONE

Grissom to Warrick-on finding buried skelton
''Well, guess there was no room at the inn''

11 ANGRY JURORS

Grissom to Nick-''we don't need another me around here''
Grissom-''Hell is other people''

PLAY WITH FIRE

Grissom-''If you can't kill the one you love-kill the one your with''

FUR & LOATHING

Grissom--''We need you to stop scritching and yiffing''
Grissom-''we're looking for a wolf-in wolf's clothing

FOREVER-

Grissom- ''A horse-a horse-my kingdom for a horse''

NO MORE BETS

Grissom- ''Just because you can't see something-does'nt mean it's not there''

TURN OF THE SCREW

Grissom-''For me it's not about the track-it's about the thrill''

 

I still like the quote from the Pilot:
Grissom to the Dead Corpses: "You A**holes."

That still cracks me up everytime.

Or the quote from Committed: "Crazy or not here we come"

 

(Grissom is walking away from the site and dialing his cell phone.)
CATHERINE: (from phone) This is Catherine.
GRISSOM: (to phone) It's Gil. How you doing?
CATHERINE: (from phone) I'm busy. Checking up on me?
GRISSOM: (to phone) Why would I need to do that?
CATHERINE: (from phone) You tell me.
GRISSOM: (to phone) Look, I know you tend to get a little territorial about your crime scenes, and I don't want there to be any tension between us, so I'm giving you fair warning.
(Grissom stops when he sees the tire treadmarks on the asphalt.)
CATHERINE: (from phone) Fair warning for what?
GRISSOM: (to phone) You're at 7888 Oakey Street. Am I right?
(Catherine is kneeling down next to a dead body in the parking lot.)
GRISSOM: (from phone) Hi.
(She looks up and sees Grissom. He smiles and waves his cell phone at her.)

 

LOL i loved both of those too~

 

Grissom: i'm not a pervert.