Things I learned on CSI..........

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Head of the Graveyard Shift
These are the used ones:
-The guy who pumps your stomach will know you cheated on your diet.
-Dead people get manacures too.

These are the ones I made up:
-Don't worry about bad BO, the dead people will cover for you.
I dont have any more, but give me a few days and I'll come up with some!
 
-Voice your desires...("Two women; one dorm room")
-Beers in one fridge, blood in the other

There are a lot more...I just can't remeber it right now...
 
When dating a CSI, always have a good conversation topic:
(jump to clip from "Pledging Mr. Johnson"):
"Tell me, how did this get on his penis?"
*Something like that anyway*

lol that cracks me up. Spike TV rules :lol:
 
Things I learned on CSI:

When I die, I should make sure not to have anything stuck in my hand or else there is the possibility that my hand will be cut off and microwaved.

It is possible to nearly die of lust when you see Greg with /extra/ spiky hair.
 
There was a similar thread in General Discussion several months ago. I think this thread was just meant to be humor and could fit in either place. It would be a good companion to the Bumpersnicker and non-quote threads.
 
If you think this should be moved tell a mod, but I thought of it as a humorous kind of thing so I put it here.
 
Things I learned on CSI:

When I die, I should make sure not to have anything stuck in my hand or else there is the possibility that my hand will be cut off and microwaved.
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Things I learned from CSI

Never jog alone in the park
Check the loft regularly :lol:
 
Things I learned on CSI...
Just because someone has breasts, does not mean they're a woman.
Eating human liver and drinking your own urine makes for younger looking skin!
 
Having more than 10 cats at old age is a risk to ones health. (Cats and the Cradle)

Airline bathrooms aren't for just taking care of business, not that kind of business anyway.
 
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