Things I learned on CSI..........

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  1. Wyoming

    Wyoming Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    These are the used ones:
    -The guy who pumps your stomach will know you cheated on your diet.
    -Dead people get manacures too.

    These are the ones I made up:
    -Don't worry about bad BO, the dead people will cover for you.
    I dont have any more, but give me a few days and I'll come up with some!
     
  2. Wojo

    Wojo Corpse

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    Collecting DNA can be rewarding and fun!!
     
  3. CSI3Snickers

    CSI3Snickers Pathologist

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    -Voice your desires...("Two women; one dorm room")
    -Beers in one fridge, blood in the other

    There are a lot more...I just can't remeber it right now...
     
  4. coolcatz

    coolcatz Head of the Swing Shift

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    check the motel room with the als before touching anything
     
  5. GottaLoveVegas

    GottaLoveVegas Lab Technician

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    When dating a CSI, always have a good conversation topic:
    (jump to clip from "Pledging Mr. Johnson"):
    "Tell me, how did this get on his penis?"
    *Something like that anyway*

    lol that cracks me up. Spike TV rules :lol:
     
  6. szmandalove

    szmandalove CSI Level One

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    Things I learned on CSI...
    Never make your girlfriend angry. :p
     
  7. Guest

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    Things I learned on CSI:

    When I die, I should make sure not to have anything stuck in my hand or else there is the possibility that my hand will be cut off and microwaved.

    It is possible to nearly die of lust when you see Greg with /extra/ spiky hair.
     
  8. KatieHeartsCSI

    KatieHeartsCSI Pathologist

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    Shouldn't this be in the General CSI Discussion?
     
  9. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    There was a similar thread in General Discussion several months ago. I think this thread was just meant to be humor and could fit in either place. It would be a good companion to the Bumpersnicker and non-quote threads.
     
  10. Wyoming

    Wyoming Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    If you think this should be moved tell a mod, but I thought of it as a humorous kind of thing so I put it here.
     
  11. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell Head of the Swing Shift

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    :lol:

    Things I learned from CSI

    Never jog alone in the park
    Check the loft regularly :lol:
     
  12. coolcatz

    coolcatz Head of the Swing Shift

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    gps on a cell phone is only useful when you are not going to be murdered.
     
  13. Future_CSI

    Future_CSI CSI Level Two

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    Things I learned on CSI...
    Just because someone has breasts, does not mean they're a woman.
    Eating human liver and drinking your own urine makes for younger looking skin!
     
  14. lilbug

    lilbug CSI Level Two

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    latex isn't just for lovers!

    that one's so funny!!
     
  15. Future_CSI

    Future_CSI CSI Level Two

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    Having more than 10 cats at old age is a risk to ones health. (Cats and the Cradle)

    Airline bathrooms aren't for just taking care of business, not that kind of business anyway.
     

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