Things I learned on CSI..........

clear nail polish will stop the iching!

 

Never leave home without the Maglite.

 

this whole strip forensics thing is weird.

 

1. Never be alone at a crime scene.
2. Never be alone at a crime scene.
3. Never be alone at a crime scene.

 

plushies and furries can be members of the nra too

 

I learned that fictional characters can make you reflect on your own life. whenever i put myself in nick's shoes from Grave Danger i end up breaking down, even though he's a fictional character, I can feel how painful it must've been throughout the entire ordeal. CSI taught me to be empathetic to other people and not be conceited.

 

...there are a lot of weirdos out there.
...adults wear diapers even when they do not need to.
...Las Vegas, Miami, and New York are dangerous cities in which to live (or die).
...CSI's bosses can be jerks just like bosses in other professions.
...DNA tests take just a few minutes, no matter what the real life lab experts say.
...if you are a CSI, CLEAN YOUR GUN.

 

if it's raining on the inside of the house, it's probably raining man juice. hallalujah!

 

Never wipe chalk dust off a colleague's face.

 

Freezers aren't just for popsicles.

In Vegas, it's not the heat, it's the murder.

 

body farms can be fun

 

^ ...as long as you are not one of the bodies.

 

You can take heroin by despositing it up your...coolie

 

but you cannot absorb enough coke thru your penis to OD and spam cannot be absorbed thru the skin.

 

and let someone see you do it so it can be dragged up in court against you :lol: