Things I learned on CSI..........

Each CSI performs different tasks ( I once thought they all studied the same thing )

That you can major in Criminal Justice, not just biology or Chemistry or any natural science major to become a CSI.

That Belgian/Canadians can be pretty stunning :lol:
 
Never let a suspect out of your sight after you prove that he's guilty. He might end up killing himself in a bathroom stall :lol:

That fathers that lie to "protect" their family, only end up making it easier for one of the family members to die. So speak up dammit!!

(plus - he made Sara cry in the car :( )
 
1. that adult toys are dishwasher-safe

2. never more than 3 murders are committed in las vegas during the night shift

3. no criminal ever has a dirty car or house, no matter how seedy or low-life s/he may be

4. CSIs never get caught in traffic
 
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5. if it walks like a racoon and smells like a racoon, it might actually be a guy in a racoon suit

6. if there are bodies in a morgue and there's no one around to see them, they still talk

7. warrick can lift a print out of air

8. miami never closes
 
bugs are nice and the people that like them are nicer.
its not a good idea to threaten your enemy because they will probably end up dead.
 
meandmac said:
its not a good idea to threaten your enemy because they will probably end up dead.
Its not a good idea to threaten your enemy because YOU will probably end up dead
 
What appears female may not actually be female - and vice versa

People stick strange things in strange places.
 
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