Things I learned on CSI..........

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  1. Roka4csi

    Roka4csi Coroner

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    Each CSI performs different tasks ( I once thought they all studied the same thing )

    That you can major in Criminal Justice, not just biology or Chemistry or any natural science major to become a CSI.

    That Belgian/Canadians can be pretty stunning :lol:
     
  2. CSI_Grissom

    CSI_Grissom Lab Technician

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    that being a csi is about the coolest thing in the world, only if you are in a really cool city though :D
     
  3. Roka4csi

    Roka4csi Coroner

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    Never let a suspect out of your sight after you prove that he's guilty. He might end up killing himself in a bathroom stall :lol:

    That fathers that lie to "protect" their family, only end up making it easier for one of the family members to die. So speak up dammit!!

    (plus - he made Sara cry in the car :( )
     
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    some mothers replace their husbands with their sons :eek:
     
  5. County_Coroner

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    most murders are committed by someone you know and that multiple stabbings are personal
     
  6. AmyDavina

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    I definately learnt this one from CSI.
     
  7. CSI3WILL

    CSI3WILL Victim

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    Don't eat birthday cake...
     
  8. CSI_junkie

    CSI_junkie Dead on Arrival

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    1. that adult toys are dishwasher-safe

    2. never more than 3 murders are committed in las vegas during the night shift

    3. no criminal ever has a dirty car or house, no matter how seedy or low-life s/he may be

    4. CSIs never get caught in traffic
     
  9. Drumchik

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    1. Beware of dollhouses.
    2. Earplugs are ripe with DNA
    3. Don't stick your hand in a meatgrinder ;)
     
  10. CSI_junkie

    CSI_junkie Dead on Arrival

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    (continued)

    5. if it walks like a racoon and smells like a racoon, it might actually be a guy in a racoon suit

    6. if there are bodies in a morgue and there's no one around to see them, they still talk

    7. warrick can lift a print out of air

    8. miami never closes
     
  11. meandmac

    meandmac Rookie

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    bugs are nice and the people that like them are nicer.
    its not a good idea to threaten your enemy because they will probably end up dead.
     
  12. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Its not a good idea to threaten your enemy because YOU will probably end up dead
     
  13. Drumchik

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    What appears female may not actually be female - and vice versa

    People stick strange things in strange places.
     
  14. samjojo_011

    samjojo_011 Hit and Run

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    things i learn on csi

    evidence never lies :D :D
     
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    Bleach doesn't clear up blood trails
     

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