Things I learned on CSI..........

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  1. Footyliz

    Footyliz Coroner

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    ......'And just so you know Physical evidence, my friend, is always better than an eye witness'

    I learn so many great lines!!!
     
  2. GilandSara

    GilandSara Lab Technician

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    friendly fire may not be so friendly... lame i know but im bored
     
  3. AlyssaluvsDanny

    AlyssaluvsDanny Coroner

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    I've learned how to commit the perfect crime!!:lol:
     
  4. GilandSara

    GilandSara Lab Technician

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    mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wow, that came out of nowhere
     
  5. BabaOReilly

    BabaOReilly Head of the Swing Shift Premium Member

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    ^^^ I know where it came from... a little place called "Spam Town". ;)

    Ok kids, let's keep the topic interesting. I think I'm already being pretty generous in letting you throw out one line answers in this thread. Let's keep things legit in here, alrighty?
     
  6. f_f_O

    f_f_O Prime Suspect

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    Things I learned on CSI:
    ~Always have an ultraviolet, or "black light" flashlight with you.
    ~Always have a bodygaurd
    ~Always wear expensive underwear when going downtown
    ~Never get someone else's car. Ever. Even if it's your job.
    ~That's not raspberry syrup on the rug in that house you're going to buy...
    ~Never have a crush on your boss. It'll just get wierd.
     
  7. onenightstand

    onenightstand Pathologist

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    Good point :)
     
  8. Mini_Catherine

    Mini_Catherine CSI Level One

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    That sometimes it doesn't matter whats on the outside, it matters whats ib the inside... Not your feelings or inner slef, but your DNA.greg<3:D
     
  9. glam_chic86

    glam_chic86 Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    No matter how down or dirty you get or no matter what you do your hair will stay in place, your make-up won't smudge and you will look good. Damn you CSIs heh heh. I also learnt that the killer will almost always been on the system. So much for committing a crime for the first time huh...
     
  10. Joy22

    Joy22 Pathologist

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    I learned what a furry was from Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas, which came in real handy when I met one. Kinda cute too, to bad he was happiest with stuffed wolfe animals :D
     
  11. onenightstand

    onenightstand Pathologist

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    i learned that every time someone gets killed or has a mysterious death, they have to go to the autopsy (sp?) room :lol:
     
  12. 9dots4lines

    9dots4lines Lab Technician

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    I so have a UV light that I carry around with me. Creeps me out when I turn it on because of all the white fuzz...

    ~relationships can come back and bite you hard.
    ~looking right = remebering; looking left = lying. Just clearing it up.
    ~It is possible for a person on CSI to die of natural causes
    ~Taking someone's DNA to look at under a microscope (for no reason at a is just plain creepy.
     
  13. onenightstand

    onenightstand Pathologist

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    Be happy with your gender!! :lol:...

    I like being a girl!!
     
  14. jacaranda

    jacaranda Dead on Arrival

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    Use the right tense when you're trying to cover up a murder -- i.e. "She is my whole life", not "She WAS my whole life."
     
  15. CSI_in_training

    CSI_in_training CSI Level Two

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    You can never fool Brass!
    The truth may look bad, but lying is definatly more suspicious (sp?)
     

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