Things I learned on CSI..........

Bleach kills DNA
bugs can tell the time of death
"fuzzy friends" need lovin too
 
When making pottery you can actually record the conversation you are having or song you may be singing, onto the vase :eek:! When I tried to impress my mum with this after watching committed she looked at me like I had one hundred heads, but hey at least I learned something! :D
 
Even if it's related to the case, don't say anything emabrassing: your co-workers will think you do it. (the peeping tom case)

Never make a CSI angry

If you find a kid in the dryer, take him to the hospital instead of leaving him on a bench

Don't tell Grissom how much you weigh

The guilty ask for lawyers

Don't have Warrick run after you

Dating your boss won't work out

Nick looks great with his shirt off

Nick is afraid of bats
 
When I tried to impress my mum with this after watching committed she looked at me like I had one hundred heads...
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2 sets of DNA can exist in one person

Sharing your irradiated fetal pig is a sign of true friendship

Check all ceilings in your house (including the closets) for holes
 
Even if you're in the middle of a homicide investigation, If your boss asks you to wash his car, you do it!

On a related note, you don't have a career without a job.
 
Smiling surpresses the gag reflux. - This bit of information has saved me on more than one occasion. Thank you, Sara Sidle.
 
I wish I knew that in seventh grade... I threw up in my step dad's truck after school... First day in my new school. Whenever I bruped, it tasted and smelled like rotten eggs... Blech...
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If your boss wears a scrf to work, he's hiding something

If you find liquid explosives in the fridge, knives behind the fridge aren't important anymore
 
If you hear a ringing sound after you pick up a box full of porn, run.

don't stare into a copy machine for more than 100 copies because you will get Miami snow blindness

you can hide a gun in the spare gas tank

listen to Horatio or he will shoot you...if you're armed.

always deny the allegations against you, don't be stupid and say "it's not six million." because "That is the part where you deny the allegation"

if you shot someone to get a winning lottery ticket, and they spit on you leaving evidence everywhere on you, getting docked for bad hair is the least of your problems.
 
well the things i learned are everything that has to do with crime scenes, evidence, law in the usa, etc... that's why i watch csi for. oh, and also, creative ideas too because some of the stories are so interesting.
 
if you are going to steal art and replace it with forgeries, don't leave the originals in your dorm room
 
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