Things I learned on CSI..........

never leave an earprint when stealing art
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or finger print, foot print, palm print, blood, semen, saliva, hair follicle, nail clipping, skin scraping, tire track, glass shard, paint chip, bullet casing, shoe print, thread from clothing, voiceprint recording in clay, image in reflection on videotape...
 
stabbers usually cut themesleves in the act

always question a living witness if you have one

limestone grows in high humidty like a basement, and since there are only 6 basements left in coconut grove, the suspect lives there.

if you don't clean your gun, it will malfuntion and get you killed.

lottery tickets are used with liquid latex.

primer doesnt come out in the wash.

Horatio is the last man in America you want after you.

Gettin shot in the heart is most likely fatal.

CSIs never assume

Witnesses can be the most unreliable evidence.

Beef blood is the closest to humans, but not a biohazard.

Fungas has DNA.

Hummers can run over cars.

Hypothermia causes death-like symptoms.

Florescent green fingerprint powder is for show, like using Locard's name in the log.
 
Never, ever under any circumstances should you sit on a bedspread in a hotel room.

Liquid latex? Whoa.

Scrub under your fingernails after you murder someone.

If you must commit a crime, do it outside of Grissom's jurisdiction.
 
don't eat the pasta and then go to the sauna if you have health problems.

if you must date a man in an animal costume, make sure he is at least free of fur balls.
 
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