Dear Makers of the Dulco Ease (constipation reliever) adverts: Normal people DO NOT go around telling their friends about their constipation. Especially not when they're meeting for lunch.
Dear Builders Next Door: Stop laughing at everything and yelling all the time.
Dear Mr 'H' and Miss 'Y' from work: Mr H, just because you were raised with servants, and Miss Y just because you're in a wheelchair, does not give you the right to manipulate our time, interrupt us when we are dealing with other customers and expecting to be served immeadiately (that's primarily you, Mr H.)Y, I don't care if you're in a wheelchair, if you want extra time on the computers after you've used up your allotted 2 hours a day free of charge, you have to pay the £1-per-2-hours charge the same as everyone else. Also, we are happy to help you as far as we can, but it is NOT our job to do every little tiny thing on the computers for you. We are not carers, or I.T. course tutors. Mr H, the same goes for you. Please stop asking us the SAME questions day after day. Both of you please note, there are other customers in the library and it's not fair to us or them for you to deliberately manipulate and 'hog' staff members' time just because you think you're more entitled than the other customers.