The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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Count Dynacula said:
Grissom and Sara, thanks to CSI-caps.com:

Grissom: Two labrats walk into a bar...

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Sara: Quit making me laugh. The stitches hurt when I do that.

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Jorja: The makeup lady tickled me when she did this.

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Grissom: Quit laughing at my cap.

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Jorja: You're leaving the show and giving up all that money? Now THAT's funny.
William: YOU did it.
Jorja: Oh, yeah.
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Those are so hysterical, thank's:lol: Count what a great brain you have:thumbsup:

HALLOWEEN PARTY

Grissom:So where is Eckile, and what is he dressed up as"?:confused:

Nick: "Who knows, where is obnoxious Hodges" and what's he dressed up as"?:evil:

Wendy: Do you like my mask?":alienblush:

Warrick: I'm still here" if they only knew":rommie:
 
William: Let's see if Zuicker will let us wear our own clothes on the set.
George: Bless you, my son.

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Everyone: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz...

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Warrick (to Grissom): Hey, Clark Kent, you're stepping on my foot. Ooooooo!

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Announcer: Next week on Project Runway... The CSI edition.

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Announcer: Next time on CSI, Grissom and three of his staff cross over into an alternate universe on "Mirror Mirror."
 
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Sara: Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto, Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto...

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Brass: She just put nail polish on her gloves and letting them dry. And they call Ecklie dumb.

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Sara: Strike a pose... Vogue, vogue, vogue...

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Sara: ...and then this guy, Super H, raises his hands like this and flies off.

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Sara: The hypnotist made my arms numb and I can't move them.
 
Nick, Rick, Cath, Greg & Sara (all off-screen): What's that lightbulb for?
Gil: I just got a bright idea!
Cath (still off-screen): Okay, but do you have to blind us all in the process?
 
Grissom: Got to have a nightlight for my pretty pet bugs.

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Grissom: If I put this bulb in my Easy Bake Oven, I can bake the brownies faster.

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Grissom: Hodges, didn't you get the memo? Switch to flourescent bulbs.

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Grissom: Too bright. Now I'll have to start wearing... sunglasses. What's happening to... my speech?
 
Nightlight for the bugs. ROTFL! And that last one really cracked me up. It would be so funny if Grissom started talking like Horatio. Hehe.
 
Count Dynacula said:
Grissom: Got to have a nightlight for my pretty pet bugs.

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Grissom: If I put this bulb in my Easy Bake Oven, I can bake the brownies faster.

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Grissom: Hodges, didn't you get the memo? Switch to flourescent bulbs.

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Grissom: Too bright. Now I'll have to start wearing... sunglasses. What's happening to... my speech?
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The Easy Bake Oven one:lol: all of them so funny:guffaw:

HEY GOOD LOOKIN' WANNA MARRY ME?

Grisssom: "WHAT"? I'm here to investigate a murder, and aren't you engaged to that guy over there"?:eek:
 
Bride: Don't look now but that Montell look-a-like can't stop staring at your moobs.
Grissom: *folds arms* Let's hope those spec's aren't X-Ray.
 
Grissom: Did you really think Warrick would go through with this after his last marriage?

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Petersen: Lady, as I have told the last 500 fans, I am already married.

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Grissom: You need something blue? Let me see what Doc Robbins has in the morgue.

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Grissom: So you called Kojak to do security? (Note: 2005 version with Ving Rhames)

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Bride: I didn't mind you bringing CSI Stokes and CSI Willows, but did you have to bring the spiders, maggots, and centipede?
 
Greg: Nicky, I know it was you who sneaked some of my Blue Hawaiin cause I printed the canister. You know you didn't have to do that. All you had to do was ask and I would have gladly shared with you.
 
Greg: Grissom, we found your dog's paw print on the wrapper of the missing hot dogs.

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Greg: The large print belongs to a repeat offender named The Brain. The small print is his partner Pinky. They tried to take over thw world again.
Grissom: Narf.

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Greg: Hodges, I had Nicky take fingerprints from the remote control in the breakroom and found out it was YOU who watched Grey's Anatomy last night. You traitor.

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Greg: I checked the prints with the suspect and they do not match. But I've got good news.
Grissom: What's that, Greg?
Greg: I saved some money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
 
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