The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!
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Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
MICKEY DUNN:SO DO YOU WANT TO SHARE THIS BED WITH ME?
Cath: "Yeah right, your a dead man":angryrazz:
Mickey" "Is that a no"?:evil:
Cath:"What's that you've got under your hospital gown"?
Cath: "Yeah right, your a dead man":angryrazz:
Mickey" "Is that a no"?:evil:
Cath:"What's that you've got under your hospital gown"?
Cath: Eww, red jello. That reminds me of blood. I can't eat red jello!
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Catherine: Is that a new kind of thermometer or are you happy to see me?
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Catherine: That's the worst imitation of a Bill Cosby Jello commercial that I ever heard.
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Mickey: Open another button or two of your blouse and CBS will be fined by the FCC.
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Mickey: WOW, nurse uniforms are looking better these days.
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Mickey: If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Catherine: M... I... C...
Mickey: See you real soon.
Catherine: K... E... Y...
Mickey: Why? Because I love you.
Catherine (turns to Zuiker): What kind of Mickey Mouse company is this?
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Catherine: That's the worst imitation of a Bill Cosby Jello commercial that I ever heard.
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Mickey: Open another button or two of your blouse and CBS will be fined by the FCC.
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Mickey: WOW, nurse uniforms are looking better these days.
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Mickey: If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Catherine: M... I... C...
Mickey: See you real soon.
Catherine: K... E... Y...
Mickey: Why? Because I love you.
Catherine (turns to Zuiker): What kind of Mickey Mouse company is this?
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Absoutely stellar as usual Count:guffaw:
GRISSOM: DOES THE BIRD COME IN DIFFERENT COLORS"?
Owner: "blue, greeen, red, WHY"?
Grissom: "Does he say anything except "Polly wants a cracker"?:rommie:
Owner: "You'd be surprised":shifty:
Grissom: "What's his name":wtf:
Owner:"Bob", why all the questions, who are you?:vulcan::
GRISSOM: DOES THE BIRD COME IN DIFFERENT COLORS"?
Owner: "blue, greeen, red, WHY"?
Grissom: "Does he say anything except "Polly wants a cracker"?:rommie:
Owner: "You'd be surprised":shifty:
Grissom: "What's his name":wtf:
Owner:"Bob", why all the questions, who are you?:vulcan::
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Grissom: I'm here to take the bird's claw prints and a feather for your DNA.
Bird: Polly want a lawyer.
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Grissom: Sir, did you see who committed the murder?
Shop keeper: No. Did you see anything, Polly?
Bird: I tawt I taw a puttycat. I did. I did tee a puttycat.
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Grissom: Did your bird actually rob the bank?
Shop keeper: He's just practising for Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks.
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Grissom: I need to take a sample of your DNA.
Shope keeper: Quit pussy footing around. Did someone rat on me?
Grissom: Did you kill her?
Shop keeper: I was just horsing around.
Grissom: Why did you kill her?
Shop keeper: Just for the halibut.
Bird: Polly want a lawyer.
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Grissom: Sir, did you see who committed the murder?
Shop keeper: No. Did you see anything, Polly?
Bird: I tawt I taw a puttycat. I did. I did tee a puttycat.
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Grissom: Did your bird actually rob the bank?
Shop keeper: He's just practising for Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks.
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Grissom: I need to take a sample of your DNA.
Shope keeper: Quit pussy footing around. Did someone rat on me?
Grissom: Did you kill her?
Shop keeper: I was just horsing around.
Grissom: Why did you kill her?
Shop keeper: Just for the halibut.
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Those first two cracked me up!
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
CATH:OK, WHERE'S ALL THE ANIMALS?
Warrick: "We know their here, and your the one who would know what happend to the dead bear"
Animal keeper: "I have no idea what your talking about":wtf:
Warrick: "We know their here, and your the one who would know what happend to the dead bear"
Animal keeper: "I have no idea what your talking about":wtf:
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Warrick: You can let Ecklie out of that enclosure. He's one of us.
Catherine: Actually, let him stay there.
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Marg: Heavy clothes? Isn't this supposed to be Las Vegas?
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Warrick: You're going to the electric chair for this one.
Suspect: What for?
Catherine: Tests have proven that your glasses caused the sunlight to burn Grissom's bugs.
Catherine: Actually, let him stay there.
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Marg: Heavy clothes? Isn't this supposed to be Las Vegas?
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Warrick: You're going to the electric chair for this one.
Suspect: What for?
Catherine: Tests have proven that your glasses caused the sunlight to burn Grissom's bugs.
Cath: Hey, Warrick?
Warrick: Yeah?
Cath: Doesn't this guy look like Henry?
Warrick: Yeah, now that you mention it.
Cath (pulls out her phone and dials): Hey, Henry. Listen, do you have a twin brother?
Warrick: Yeah?
Cath: Doesn't this guy look like Henry?
Warrick: Yeah, now that you mention it.
Cath (pulls out her phone and dials): Hey, Henry. Listen, do you have a twin brother?
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
:lol:Good one, he does resemble Henry~
and Count as aways, stellar, the Ecklie one:guffaw:
It's the same actor. He was just one of the researchers for the show back then I think and then they gave him that part as Sam Tracy in Unbearable. Then later on they gave him a permanent recurring part as Henry.
Here's the link to his CSI credits if you're interested.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Thank's Dead I didn't know that, and I appreciate you researching this.. wow, ya' never know on this show so the reason he like look's him, is it is him:lol:
GREG:WHO'S FINGERS ARE THESE"?
Grisssom : "I don't know, fingerprint them":wtf:
Greg: But they're in formaldehyde":vulcan:
Grissom :"Greg, just do it":shifty:
so the reason he like look's him, is it is him:lol:GREG:WHO'S FINGERS ARE THESE"?
Grisssom : "I don't know, fingerprint them":wtf:
Greg: But they're in formaldehyde":vulcan:
Grissom :"Greg, just do it":shifty:
Greg: Griss, I still can't believe your insects ate every bit of McKeen except for this finger. Why would they just leave this finger?
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Grissom: When that rotten driver stuck his finger out at you, you didn't have to roll up the window.
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Greg: No, it's not the finger from the crime scene. It's your caterpillar, Waldo. He got in the break room fridge again.
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Grissom: So that is the third finger we have found from this guy's right hand?
Greg: That's correct.
Grissom: What's his name?
Greg: Lefty.
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Grissom: Can't you carry a rabbit's foot for luck like everyone else?
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Grissom: You are sending this to CBS headquarters?
Greg: Yeah. Thought it's time to replace their eye symbol with something else. With all the crime shows they carry, it just makes sense.
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Greg: No, it's not the finger from the crime scene. It's your caterpillar, Waldo. He got in the break room fridge again.
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Grissom: So that is the third finger we have found from this guy's right hand?
Greg: That's correct.
Grissom: What's his name?
Greg: Lefty.
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Grissom: Can't you carry a rabbit's foot for luck like everyone else?
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Grissom: You are sending this to CBS headquarters?
Greg: Yeah. Thought it's time to replace their eye symbol with something else. With all the crime shows they carry, it just makes sense.
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