The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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All of the above are extrodinarly hilarious:lol: thank's fans~

BLOOD LUST



GREG:: "So, guys, this is my new band and some of the clothes were having for our debut":cardie:

GRISSOM:: "Greg, are you kidding, again, these guys are all former thugs":rolleyes:

GREG:: "Well, everyone deserves another chance":cool:

CSI'S:: "In unison, NOT..NO..NO":scream:
 
Greg: These are just a few of the CSIFiles members that have been stalking me. Starting off with Dynamo1...

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Greg: These CSI writers are the ones that should be arrested and given the gas chamber for what they did to Warrick.

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Szmanda: Yes, folks. This is my new shirt in the "Grabba Greggo" line on the Home Shopping Network and CBS store. It can be yours for just...

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Greg: This guy looks just like the victim in a season 1 episode, a store clerk in season 2, a patrolman in season 3, a taxi driver in season 4...
 
Greg: "These are all the new looks I am considering for my plastic surgery and my new wardrobe as well."
 
FOR GEDDA

WARRICK:: "OK, boss it's party time, I'll match you drink for drink":evil:

GRISSOM:: "Listen to me Warrick, I'm not here to drink with you, I'm here to tell you to go home":rolleyes:

WARRICK:: "I'm off the clock, you go home":eek:

GRISSOM:: "Are you looking to get fired"?:vulcan:

WARRICK:: "Geez allright, I'll go, what a party pooper you are":(

GRISSOM :: "Whatever":shifty:
 
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Grissom: Who do you think I am, the Ghost Whisperer? Go into the light.

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Warrick: Please move out of the way, boss. This lovely lady beside you wants to go home with me.
Grissom: Look closely, Warrick... It's Hodges in drag.

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Petersen: I'm going to *sob* miss you when you leave, Gary.
Dourdan: And I'm going *sob sob* miss you more.
Petersen: No, I will miss you more than you will miss me. *boo hoo hoo*
Eads (off camera): Oh, grow up, you girls. You can still call each other.
 
Dynamo, that last one made me giggle. :lol:

Here's my pathetic attempt:

Gil: That dancer was flirting with ME.
Rick: No she wasn't, she was flirting me.
Gil: No way. She said she liked my intellect.
Rick: I'll flip you for her.
 
THE EX. OF CATHERINE WILLOWS

CATH:: "Look my initials are still here":eek:

GRISSOM:: "Mine too, in a heart, Sara wanted me to do this, for time and all eternity":adore:

CATH:: "Really, how long ago did you two do this"?:confused:

GRISSOM:: "Lets get back on the case":shifty: [shine on as usual]
 
Cath:"I can't seem to get any maple syrup out of this tree!"

Gris: "That's probably because It's not a maple tree Catherine."

Cath: "Dammit"
 
Catherine: Yep, Tony Orlando was once here. There are bits of his yellow ribbon still stuck on the bark.

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Catherine: Why did I have to come along? Can't you find new insect friends by yourself?

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Catherine: Hodges and Ecklie in a heart? Ewwwwwwww.

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Catherine: Oh, look. The Keebler elves are making a new batch of fudge cookies.

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Catherine: It says, "Do Not Touch. Property of Woody Woodpecker."
 
Cath: How did we manage to get our heads glued together anyway?
Griss: something at the crime scene?
Cath: Maybe. Okay, I can see where we need to use the scissors to free ourselves. Might lose some hair though.
 
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Catherine: Yep, Tony Orlando was once here. There are bits of his yellow ribbon still stuck on the bark.

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Catherine: Why did I have to come along? Can't you find new insect friends by yourself?

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Catherine: Hodges and Ecklie in a heart? Ewwwwwwww.

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Catherine: Oh, look. The Keebler elves are making a new batch of fudge cookies.

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Catherine: It says, "Do Not Touch. Property of Woody Woodpecker."
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OMG, I don't know which one is funnier:guffaw:what a brain:bolian:

MONSTER IN A BOX

GRISSOM:: WOW, I think they're little people in this one, for real:eek:

HODGES:: "UH, boss I think you need a day off, those are little plastic figures":alienblush:

GRISSOM:: "Hodges, go back to your lab":confused:

HODGES:; "I will stay if you want me to help, here's a light for you":vulcan: [kissy-kissy]
 
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Hodges: Do we really have to install cable TV for your insects?
Grissom: They want to watch our show, too.

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Hodges: Couldn't you teach your maggots the "This is the church, this is the steeple" poem without actually building the church?

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Hodges: So this should show the direction of the bullet from one centipede to the other?
Grissom: Yes, three little legs held the gun and one of them pulled the trigger, two legs stabbed him, five legs used karate, six strangled him...

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Grissom: Someone killed another spider.
Little girl's voice: One by one.
Hodges: Who said that?
Grissom: I don't know. I keep hearing that.
Little girl's voice: One by one.
Hodges: There it is again.
Little girl's voice: One by one.
Grissom: Okay, Hodges. Knock off the ventriloquist nonsense.
 
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All great Dynamo1:bolian:

OVERLOAD

SARA:: "So, Warrick what's in the manila envelope"?:confused:

WARRICK:: "Hey Sara, mind your own business":scream:

SARA:: "This is my business, Grissom told me to ask you, are those your gambling receipts"?:shifty:

WARRCK:: "UH, I'm leaving now, and I'll show these documents to the boss":rolleyes:
 
Sara: How can I see you? You aren't here anymore.
Warrick: Neither are you.
Sara: Oh, yeah. Ooops. I forgot.

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Jorja: Working for the post office now?
Gary: Yeah, gotta eat. How 'bout you?
Jorja: Got a job with Lady Heather.
Gary: That should bring Petersen back.
 
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