The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!
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Nick: Hey, Rick... take a picture of that bird over there.
Rick: Why?
Nick: I need it for my collection.
Rick:
You and your birds!
Rick: Why?
Nick: I need it for my collection.
Rick:
You and your birds!
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Nick: The tire tracks end BEFORE the edge of the cliff?
Warrick: Yes, and there is no car down there.
Nick: The tires look like they would be on a DeLorean.
Warrick: That is correct. One that drove at 88 miles per hour. Got a flux capacitor that uses 1.21 gigawatts of electricity.
Nick: Gee, I wonder where it went?
Warrick: Or when?
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Nick: Hey, 'Rick, look out there. A girl is sunbathing on that boat.
Warrick: You sure have good eyesight when it comes to girls.
Warrick: Yes, and there is no car down there.
Nick: The tires look like they would be on a DeLorean.
Warrick: That is correct. One that drove at 88 miles per hour. Got a flux capacitor that uses 1.21 gigawatts of electricity.
Nick: Gee, I wonder where it went?
Warrick: Or when?
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Nick: Hey, 'Rick, look out there. A girl is sunbathing on that boat.
Warrick: You sure have good eyesight when it comes to girls.
Wojo
Corpse
Greg and Sara- The happy place
Sara: "Would you like me to read your palm?"
Greg: "I didn't know you could do that!"
Sara: "I can't, I just wanna hold your hand."
or
Jorja: "Thanks Eric for giving up your screntime so I can play drama queen one last time."
Eric: "Anything for you jorja."
Sara: "Would you like me to read your palm?"
Greg: "I didn't know you could do that!"
Sara: "I can't, I just wanna hold your hand."
or
Jorja: "Thanks Eric for giving up your screntime so I can play drama queen one last time."
Eric: "Anything for you jorja."
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Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Sara: ...and I promise never to blow up the lab with you in it.
Greg: It's a deal.
Sara: Of course, Ecklie is another story.
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Greg: What are you doing?
Sara: Can't I just hold your hand?
Greg: You just slipped me one of Grissom's fungus tests, didn't you.
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Sara: Your life line is showing that your job might be in jeapordy.
Greg: Let me guess. Grissom just arrived and I had better get back to work.
Sara: Riiiiiight.
Greg: It's a deal.
Sara: Of course, Ecklie is another story.
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Greg: What are you doing?
Sara: Can't I just hold your hand?
Greg: You just slipped me one of Grissom's fungus tests, didn't you.
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Sara: Your life line is showing that your job might be in jeapordy.
Greg: Let me guess. Grissom just arrived and I had better get back to work.
Sara: Riiiiiight.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
All hilarious to fans rock in your humor:lol:
TCOTCDC
GRISSOM:: "Ya know, maybe we should get married"
SARA:: "Ok, lets do it, when"?
GRISSOM:: "How about right now, Brass is standing by, he can do the honors, and the whole team is waiting, Cath, Warrick, Nick, Greg, Doc, Wendy, Archie, Super Dave":bolian:
SARA:: "In this outfit"
GRISSOM:: "Sure dear, it's white ":adore:
SARA:: "UH, this isn't what I had in mind, Gil, and are Hodges and Ecklie going to be here":cardie:
GRISSOM:: "Well, we'd never hear the end of it if we don't invite them"
TCOTCDC
GRISSOM:: "Ya know, maybe we should get married"
SARA:: "Ok, lets do it, when"?
GRISSOM:: "How about right now, Brass is standing by, he can do the honors, and the whole team is waiting, Cath, Warrick, Nick, Greg, Doc, Wendy, Archie, Super Dave":bolian:
SARA:: "In this outfit"
GRISSOM:: "Sure dear, it's white ":adore:
SARA:: "UH, this isn't what I had in mind, Gil, and are Hodges and Ecklie going to be here":cardie:
GRISSOM:: "Well, we'd never hear the end of it if we don't invite them"
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Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Grissom: These bees are acting strange. They are all excited.
Sara: Maybe they see your hat and it's scaring them.
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Sara: NO! Your caterpillars are not going to be my bridesmaids at the wedding.
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Sara: You do know that you can buy honey in a jar at the store, don't you?
Sara: Maybe they see your hat and it's scaring them.
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Sara: NO! Your caterpillars are not going to be my bridesmaids at the wedding.
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Sara: You do know that you can buy honey in a jar at the store, don't you?
DJ, love that first one! :guffaw:
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
LADY HEATHERS BOX
BRASS:: "OK Heather, you're not turning me on, so ya' want to sit on the chair"
HEATHER:: "Whatever do you mean Capt. Brass":shifty:
BRASS:: "Just get off the table, please":alienblush:
HEATHER::. "Why am I here again"?:evil:
BRASS:: "OK Heather, you're not turning me on, so ya' want to sit on the chair"
HEATHER:: "Whatever do you mean Capt. Brass":shifty:
BRASS:: "Just get off the table, please":alienblush:
HEATHER::. "Why am I here again"?:evil:
Heather: Captain Brass? Hello?
Brass: Huh? What? Oh, sorry. I was just imagining Sofia in that outfit. :drool:
Brass: Huh? What? Oh, sorry. I was just imagining Sofia in that outfit. :drool:
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Brass: Is this how Al Bundy got started?
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Brass: Nice shoes. I've got a pair like them at home.
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Brass: Does Grissom know you have a tattoo THERE?
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Brass: Wow, a lap dance here at the police station. Ecklie will be jealous.
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Heather: Wake up, Jimmy, or I get my whip.
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Brass: Nice shoes. I've got a pair like them at home.
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Brass: Does Grissom know you have a tattoo THERE?
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Brass: Wow, a lap dance here at the police station. Ecklie will be jealous.
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Heather: Wake up, Jimmy, or I get my whip.
Wojo
Corpse
Grissom & Greg
Greg: "Why do I have to scrape gum off the walls?"
Grissom: "Because you've been a very naughty boy."
or
Graffiti on the wall : "For a good time call Sara Sidle"
Grissom: "How dare you!"
Greg: "I didn't do it."
Grissom: "I just watched you do it Greg!"
Greg: "It wasn't me."
Grissom: "You're still doing it."
Greg: "No I'm not."
Greg: "Why do I have to scrape gum off the walls?"
Grissom: "Because you've been a very naughty boy."
or
Graffiti on the wall : "For a good time call Sara Sidle"
Grissom: "How dare you!"
Greg: "I didn't do it."
Grissom: "I just watched you do it Greg!"
Greg: "It wasn't me."
Grissom: "You're still doing it."
Greg: "No I'm not."
Gris: Greg, what are you doing?
Greg: Signing this wall.
Gris: Why exactly are you doing that?
Greg: I don't know, just felt like it.
Wall: Greg Rocks!
Gris: Greg, I don't know is not an answer.
Greg: The wall asked me for my signature, okay.
Gris: :wtf:
Greg: Signing this wall.
Gris: Why exactly are you doing that?
Greg: I don't know, just felt like it.
Wall: Greg Rocks!
Gris: Greg, I don't know is not an answer.
Greg: The wall asked me for my signature, okay.
Gris: :wtf:
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Grissom: Greg, why are you engraving "Built in 2000" into the brick?
Greg: Because that was when it was built, obviously.
Grissom: How do you know that?
Greg: That was when the sets were built for the first episode, smartypants.
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Grissom: How is the CSI scavenger hunt going?
Greg: So far okay. But I am not looking forward for the next item on the list.
Grissom: What would that be?
Greg: One of Ecklie's thongs.
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Grissom: ...and the next time you stick gum on the wall, I will make you clean the roof of bird droppings.
Greg: Because that was when it was built, obviously.
Grissom: How do you know that?
Greg: That was when the sets were built for the first episode, smartypants.
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Grissom: How is the CSI scavenger hunt going?
Greg: So far okay. But I am not looking forward for the next item on the list.
Grissom: What would that be?
Greg: One of Ecklie's thongs.
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Grissom: ...and the next time you stick gum on the wall, I will make you clean the roof of bird droppings.
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