The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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Brass (off camera): Doc, can you help my friend with her back pains?
Doc Robbins: Damn it, Jim. I am a medical examiner, not a massage therapist.

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Doc: Nick, is this another one of you past dates?

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Doc: No, Hodges. You can't play coroner for this one.
 
SWAP MEET

Warrick:: "Crap here comes Hodges":scream:

Nick:: "We just left the lunchroom to get away from him, damn":eek:

Hodges::"" Hi guys, did you get a sandwich for me"?:p

Nick:: "UH no, we came out her to be alone while on our lunch break":rolleyes:

Warrick:: "Get you own eats dude, and get a clue":vulcan:
 
Hodges: You might not want to eat those sandwiches.
Nick: Why not.
Hodges: The test results came back of the owner of the roach coach and they don't look too good.
Nick & Warrick: ***HURL***

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Hodges: You might want to check inside those sandwiches. The cafeteria lady lost her hairnet somewhere.

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Hodges: Are you sure I can't get you some of my home made quiche?
Nick: Hey, Warrick, I rest my case about this guy.

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Raymond: Nick, do you see a plate of food and a cup floating in the air.
Nick: Oh, that's just the ghost of Warrick Brown. He joins me for lunch once in a while.
Raymond: Just stay right there. I need to make a phone call to a psychiatrist friend of mine.
Nick: You can come out now, Lance Burton. He fell for the trick.
 
Crime Scene Cleanup Guy: Are you guys finished in there yet? I really need to use the bathroom! And the place across the street is closed. The place next door is condemned and I've got to do more than just pee.

N & W: Gross dude, WTMI. We're trying to eat here!
 
Detective: "You guys should be aware that the owner of the burger joint just got arrested, his wife has been missing for two weeks. They found half her body in the freezer, and some in the meat grinder"

Nick: "Are you serious?!"

Warrick: "Please tell me your joking"
 
All you fans are so tainted and so CSI fans:rommie: the writers should read these, they'd have hoot:lol:all so funny~

DOG EAT DOG

Sofia:: "Sara do you like Nick's moustache"?:eek:

Sara:: "UH, I'm not saying, he's right here":shifty:

Nick:: "I hear you, Sofia, I never bring up your hair-do":evil:

Sofia:: "OK, Nick shave it off, you look like a porn star":angryrazz:

Sara:: "Could we please focus, and concentrate on the case":rolleyes:
 
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Sofia: Who does he think he is with that mustache? Tom Selleck?
Sara: Could be.
Nick: The Ferrari is on order as we speak.

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Sophia: How much longer will be have that mustache?
Sara: Not too long. I told him if he doesn't shave it off, I will let the hair grow under my armpits.

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Nick: Did anyone stop and ask what the night shift is doing here in the daytime?
Sofia: I just bought these cool shades and needed a reason to wear them.
Sara: Yeah, they are from the Horatio Caine collection.
 
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Sofia: Who does he think he is with that mustache? Tom Selleck?
Sara: Could be.
Nick: The Ferrari is on order as we speak.

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Sophia: How much longer will be have that mustache?
Sara: Not too long. I told him if he doesn't shave it off, I will let the hair grow under my armpits.

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Nick: Did anyone stop and ask what the night shift is doing here in the daytime?
Sofia: I just bought these cool shades and needed a reason to wear them.
Sara: Yeah, they are from the Horatio Caine collection.
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:lol: so funny, my laugh for the day:bolian:

HARVEST

Grissom:: "Something smells funny in here, and it's not a bouquet of roses"

Sara:: "How would you even notice after being in that stinky lab"?

Grissom:: "What's that supposed to mean"?

Sara:: "Never mind Gilbert, should I call Brass, be careful":(

Grissom :: "Do you have your gun, Sara"?:confused:

Sara:: "Yes I do, should I call Brass"?:rolleyes:

Grissom :: "OK, I'm going in":censored:
 
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Sara: Don't turn away from me. You can't fool me. I can smell it on your breath. You ate a steak for dinner. You aren't coming to bed tonight.

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Sara: If you aren't working and I am not working, does this mean Hank is supporting us?

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Sara: If we aren't working, does this mean we have to return these cool jackets?
Grissom: I'm saving mine for Halloween.
 
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Sara: Don't turn away from me. You can't fool me. I can smell it on your breath. You ate a steak for dinner. You aren't coming to bed tonight.

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Sara: If you aren't working and I am not working, does this mean Hank is supporting us?

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Sara: If we aren't working, does this mean we have to return these cool jackets?
Grissom: I'm saving mine for Halloween.
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:lol: The Hank one brilliant, I cracked up.. good one too, maybe he can be in some CSI's oh, wait a minute he already has, and his real name is Bruno, Blly's real life doggie:)

GRAVE DANGER

Eckile:: "So Sheriff, can we get the money together to pay the ransom for Nick"?:confused:

McKeen:: "Are you kidding me, and why would you ask that":rolleyes:

Ecklie:: "So, what is the plan, Grissom and the team are getting really antsy, want to have a drink and discuss it"?:cardie:

McKeen:: "Are you going to ask for another favor"?:vulcan:
 
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Ecklie: "Look, I don't care what you think, you're suppose to eat the red ones last!"
Mckeen: "Says who? The song clearly states, 'when you eat your smarties do you eat the red ones last...,' not you're suppose to!"
Ecklie: "It's just a known fact, McKeen..geez!"
 
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