The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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Gil:: Sara, why are you smiling? There's blood everywhere, and a dead guy. Are you losing it?
Sara: Just thinking... Here's another guy who didn't bother reading the safety instructions that came with his power tool. Just like Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.

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Gil:: Sara, why are you smiling? There's blood everywhere, and a dead guy. Are you losing it?
Sara: If you connect the blood spots on his shirt, it will become a picture of a unicorn.

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Paul Guilfoyle (Brass): Now this is really bad when the victim is the guy building our sets.

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Brass: This answers the question, "How many clumsy people does it take to change a lightbulb."
 
:lol: as usual Dynamo1

REDRUM

Greg:: "So, Sofia, what's your take on this Keppler guy"?:confused:

Sofia:: "I'm not sure Greg, I haven't been around him that much":shifty:

Greg::" So why are we here"?:cardie:

Sofia:: Uh, the call came in and were wating for the rest of the team, oh here comes Grissom now":vulcan:
 
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Eric Szmanda: I hear you got a role on the NCIS spinoff.
Louise Lombard: Yes, that's true.
Eric: Can you get me a date with Abby?

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Sofia: I'm assigned to you whenever you are in the field. We don't need you running over and more suspects.

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Greg: What's with the fern growing out of your shoulder?
Sofia: Just a fungus. I need to change dry cleaners.
 
:lol:Good ones Dyanmo1

REDRUM

Nick:: "This is the "Hog Heaven" bar, what's with all the little chicken s... Kawasaki's":confused:

Warrick:: "I'm hep, I thought they all rode Harley's, strange indeed for a bunch of bikers":vulcan:

Nick:: "Are we going in there"?:(

Warrick:: "Hell yes, we've got to cover all our bases":shifty:
 
Dourdan: CBS wants us to ride these in the Rose Bowl Parade?
Eads: Why can't we ride in convertibles like the other big stars?
Dourdan: Most watched program, indeed. What's next, CBS? Go carts?

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Nick and Warrick (singing): Get your motor runnin', Head out on the highway, Lookin' for adventure, And whatever comes our way...

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Nick: So, do you wanna be Ponch or John?
Warrick: Where do we put our field cases?
Nick: I'm thinking I'll but a nice wicker basket on the handle bars.

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Dourdan: Do you REALLY want to do a sequel to the Evel Knieval story?
Eads: I've been thinking about it.
Dordan: But that means cutting your hair short again. Your fans will never allow it.
 
Nick & Warrick

Nick: "What do you say we gather up the team and form our own motorcycle gang?"

Warrick: "Hmmmm, I'd love to see Catherine's ass planted on one of these!"

Nick:"HA! You just love to see Catherine's ass."

Warrick: "Who doesn't."

Nick: "Good point."


Greg & Sofia

Greg: "Isn't that the same shirt Mrs James splashed wine on?"

Sofia: "Yes it is Greg, the dry cleaners did a good job getting the stain out"

Greg: "Did you know its see through too?"

Sofia: "Did you know I have a gun and know how to use it?"

Greg: "Your beautiful when your angry."
 
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Dyanmo1 those biker ones LOL.... and Wojo hilarious:lol: you fans are all so inventive:bolian:

MONSTER IN A BOX

Grissom:: "Hodges, stop hovering, what is it now"?:confused:

Hodges:: "Well, boss, I think I've got an idea about the minature killer":vulcan:

Grissom:: ""Ok what is it, make it fast":rolleyes:
 
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Hodges: Isn't that cute. You're tucking your pet spider into it's teeny weeny bed.
Grissom: Spidey, sic 'em.

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Grissom: No, I don't want to hear about your latest game.

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Hodges: Please don't go. The new guy won't let me near him.
Grissom: I know how he feels. Get out.
 
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Hodges: Isn't that cute. You're tucking your pet spider into it's teeny weeny bed.
Grissom: Spidey, sic 'em.

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Grissom: No, I don't want to hear about your latest game.

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Hodges: Please don't go. The new guy won't let me near him.
Grissom: I know how he feels. Get out.
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SO funny Dynamo1 the last one is so right on, remember the time Grissom told Hodges "Shut the door" and Hodges all smiley faced goes to shut the door and Grissom goes "From the other side":lol: he never got that Grissom could barely tolerate him, such a suck up kiss a**~

SWEET JANE

Sara:: "UH, Dave, I put my coffee cup in here, do you know which one it is"?:confused:

Super Dave:: " That's gonna be hard to find Sara, these are all exactly the same":vulcan:

Sara:: "No problem, I'll try and find it, carry on":)
 
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Super Dave (singing): One hundred cups of beer on the shelf, One hundred cups of beer, If one of those cups should happen to fall...

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Sara: So you are watching Greg's stash of his imported coffe for him?
Super Dave: Just doing a test to see how much caffeine it takes to stay awake on the night shift.

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Super Dave: ...and this one is the Brazilian blend with mint, and this one is the Jamacan blend with cinammon, and this one is the Colombian Snickerdoodle...
Sara: Are you really going to start a coffee museum?
Super Dave: No, just trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records.
 
Dynamo1 the different coffee blends:lol:good one again~

SWEET JANE

Hodges:: "So Nick what's your theory, do you have one":vulcan:

Nick:: "[thinking to himself] "What I'd like to do with this vile, you little weasel":scream:

Hodges:: "So, do you want to tell me"?:shifty:

Nick:: "UH, I have to consult with Grissom on this one":rolleyes:
 
Hodges: (excited) I can't believe we get to grow our own dinosaur.
Nick (thinking): I'm hoping it'll grow big rather quickly and bite him!

:lol: Sorry, but I immediately thought of Jurassic Park when I saw that pic. :lol:
 
Nick: I think we will get millions of dollars if we discover what's in the Colonel's secret blend of herbs and spices.
Hodges: I just want to know what the cafeteria lady put in that mystery meat we had for lunch. I don't feel well.

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Nick: Hodges, did you run this sample to find out what the drops on the carpet were?
Hodges: Not yet, Nick. I'm busy dressing CSI Barbie.
 
:lol: Dynamo1 as always so funny~

TCOTCDC

Doc:: "Hey lady, you can't take a nap in here, this is the morgue"

Lady:: "Ok, allright already, I was drunk and needed a place to sleep it off, I'll be right out, could you let me get dressed alone"?:cardie:

Doc:: "And I thought I'd heard and seen everything":alienblush:
 
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