The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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WARRICK.. GIL..CATH

Warrick: Welcome back to "CSI: Kitchen" on the Food Network. My guest today is Gil Grissom, and he will spice up his Maggot Parmagiana with some extra virgin luminol.

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Oh Griiiisoooooooooom...I have a surprise!

Nick: I would like to thank the academy...

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Announcer: Now batting for the Las Vegas Hunks...... Nick Stokes.

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Don't say anything! It's been a while!!!

Nick: Don't rush me, Greg. I'd like to do some fingerpainting.

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Nick: You know the rules, punk. Bow down before the Great Grissom.

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George Eads :You know something, Marg? If someone just tuned in, they might get the wrong idea of this scene.
 
Dynamo1 said:
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Nick and the leg bone!
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'I better hide this before they discover the awful truth about sweet innocent Nick Stokes, Kristy was just the first and I've been killin those ho's ever since and hiden em in this here barn, daddy will be so proud.' evil laugh

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"I've always been a leg man"

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"Hey Greg, wanna see something really scary?"
 
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What great imaginations you all have, so funny:lol: all of them~

KING BABY

Grissom:: "WOW, this bottle is perfect for my big bugs, to play in":eek:

Warrick:: "Geez Gil, is that all you ever think of, look over here, a real mind blower":alienblush:
 
Warrick: I know Hodges acts like a big baby in the lab, but this is ridiculous.

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Grissom: Are you sure you want to send all this to Danny and Lindsey in New York for their baby?

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Grissom: Just how big was Catherine's daughter when she was young?

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Warrick: How did such a nut job run a big company?

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Grissom: I could use this bottle when my pet tarantula gives birth.
 
Nick: "Are you trying to scare me? Your wasting your time, because I've had a gun in my face more than once, I've been stalked and thrown out a window, and I've been buried alive with fire ants, you can't scare me."
 
Nick: Maybe Letterman will invite me to the next Ventriloquism Week.

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Nick: Why doesn't MY moustaches look that good?

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Head: Are you Nick Stokes? Warrick says "Hi".

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Head: My memory is so bad, I would forget my head if it wasn't attached.
Nick: Look down.

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Head: Hey, I auditioned for the part of a labrat.

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George Eads: I'm trying to get ahead in this business, but this is ridiculous.
 
Head: Get this d*mn screwdriver out of my head!
Greg (off-screen) *laughs* Talking head. hahaha.

For anyone who doesn't know, the first line is a quote from a Zombie spoof movie.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Nick: Maybe Letterman will invite me to the next Ventriloquism Week.

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Nick: Why doesn't MY moustaches look that good?

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Head: Are you Nick Stokes? Warrick says "Hi".

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Head: My memory is so bad, I would forget my head if it wasn't attached.
Nick: Look down.

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Head: Hey, I auditioned for the part of a labrat.

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George Eads: I'm trying to get ahead in this business, but this is ridiculous.
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:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:

Dynamo1, you kill me!!
 
:guffaw:fantastic Dynamo1 the Letterman one:lol:

GIL AND SARA

"Gil:: OK, were pretending to go to this crime scene, but we're doing what"?:confused:

Sara:: "House hunting, remember what we talked about":vulcan:

Gil:: "Oh yeah, that's right, so is there one you like"?:cool:

Sara:: "I'm not sure yet, give me some time":shifty:

Gil:: "Okie dokie, I hope Ecklie doesn't show up":(
 
Sara: Are you sure this is where you want to have a picnic? I was thinking maybe Lake Tahoe.

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Grissom: I don't think this is the crime scene.
Sara: Don't men EVER ask for directions?

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Grissom: You still haven't learned how to parallel park, have you?

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Sara: The day shift should be handling this one. Don't you ever sleep?

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Grissom: Lady, can you tell me how to get... how to get to Sesame Street?
Lady: Don't you men EVER ask for directions?
 
Nick: "Calm down sir, I've got two gloves it takes a while to put these on, you try it":scream:

ABRA-CADAVER

Greg:: "So Sara does this turn you on"?:eek:

Sara:: "Not really Greg, what are you really up too":confused:
 
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