The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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Greg: The Amazing Greggo predicts Grissom will leave the department.
Sara: You've been reading the CSIFiles spoilers again, haven't you?

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Sara: Just how many colors did you dye your hair?

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Greg: I had to wash my hair. Grissom tried the fungus test up there this time.

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Greg: Hodges convinced Ecklie that this should be part of the crime scene uniform.

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Greg: I am wearing this instead of a hair net. I'm substituting for the cafeteria lady.
 
"You've been reading the spoilers again" priceless as always so funny all of them;)

CRASH AND BURN

Nick:: "Hodges, I'm not doing the limbo with you in the lab, or anywhere else for that matter, now back off":scream:

Hodges:: "Ah, just one time Nick, it'll be fun":rommie:
 
Nick: If you want to learn to waltz, quit stepping on my toes.

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Hodges: You might hate me for this, but you need a breath mint.

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Nick: You don't want to try my chili? You say it's always too spicy? Wimp!
 
Hodges: "See Nick, a real man has chest hair."

Nick: "Keep dreaming, Hodges."


Heres another one...

Greg thinking

"I wonder if these come in my size?"

"I'm never going to drink that much again!"

"I bet these would look so much better in burgundy."
 
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Greg: Wow, now I have something to give Hodges on his birthday.

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Greg: Somebody sure had a bad case of foot fungus.
 
Greg: Okay, the house fell over there, here are the witch's shoes. But where are the striped stockings? They weren't on her feet.

or

Greg: Looks like the witch painted Dorthy's red slippers black so she couldn't find them.
 
The Greg one hilarious, what the hell are shoes doing way out in the desert" what ep. is this?

ONE HIT WONDER

Brass:: "Wanna see my x-rays from the shooting"?:eek:

Cath:: "Sure, why not, we've got nothing else going on":rolleyes:do you carry those everywhere with you?

Brass:: "Well sure I do, ya' never know when someone will want to see them":shifty:

Cath:: "You really need to move on Jim":(
 
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The Greg one hilarious, what the hell are shoes doing way out in the desert" what ep. is this?

I believe it was "Leave Out All The Rest". They found that girl's car out in the desert and the shoes, but I don't think they ever found her body. I think that was supposed to be part of the story from "19 Down", so maybe they'll follow up on it in this week's episode. :)
 
Brass: Let's check out Radio Shack first.
Catherine: No, let's go to Bed Bath and Beyond.
Brass: How about the sporting goods store.
Catherine: No, the greeting card store.
Brass: This is why I hate going to the mall with you.

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Brass: When I find the hairdresser who messed up your hairdo, he'll fry in the electric chair for that.

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Brass: I can find the food court without this map.
Catherine: Don't men EVER ask for directions?

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Brass: So we go down to the post office on level 1 and hang this fake Wanted poster of Ecklie on the board.

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Brass: With this blow-up of the fingerprint found on your cute tush, we'll find the guy who touched you on the escalator.
 
Dyamno1 hysterical again keep em' coming:thumbsup:

LUCKY STRIKE

Sara: "Warrick, you got a kleenex I sure need one":eek:

Warrick:: "OK, I'll see if there's one near by, but please don't blow your nose on the ransom note":censored:

And thank's GregNickRyanFan for the name of that ep, I vaguely remember it now!
 
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WENDY..HODGES..GRISSOM "1,000 Days On Earth"

Wendy:: "What are you doing Grissom"?:confused:

Hodges::" Geez I wished I was him" he's so awesome":vulcan:

Grissom:: "Ok, here's what I think happened":shifty:
 
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Sorry, I drew a blank on the last one. Hope I do better on this.

Hodges: The red nine goes on the black ten.
Grissom: Quit looking over my shoulder.

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Hodges: You misspelled "epithelial".
Grissom: No, it is correct. Can you spell "unemployed"?

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Wendy: Dr. Grissom, what is this new machine?
Grissom: It detects and destroys butt-kissers.
Hodges: Ooops, gotta run. Late for an appoitment.

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Wendy: Do you think you can help me?
Grissom: We'll try to find the cause of those antlers coming out of your head.

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Hodges: I like these two new speakers you hooked up, but do you have to play Beethoven?
 
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