The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Sara: "I'm sure with a little practice, we could make the Olympic bobsledding team."

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Sara: "Betcha I can start a new fashion trend with this helmet on my head!"
 
LONG BALL

CADDIE:: Hey Mr. Langston, just a quick heads-up, the guy behind you is going slam you in the head, RUN. I think he's got you mistaken for Tiger Woods":eek:

LANGSTON:: "Where the hell are all our security guys? One is standing right behind there, and he's not doing anything:eek: OK thanks"

LANGSTON

LANGSTON:: [grumbling] "Now I've go to worry about my own safety, where the H is Brass? [Tiger Woods indeed"]:wtf:
 
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Langston: I'd make a great professional golfer. I have several mistresses.
Caddie: Yes, I thought so. One of them has a husband behind you, ready to hit you with a golf club.

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Announcer: Today on "Battle of the Network Stars", CBS' CSI versus ABC's Private Practice.

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Caddie: Let me guess. He is another fan who is upset that you replaced Petersen.

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Caddie: Mr. Fishburne, I suggest you get the line right this time or the director will get it into your head one way or another.
 
Greg


Greg: "Ewww I think our vic stepped in some doggie do!"

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Greg: "they say if you sniff the bottom of a shoe it brings you good luck."

Sara: "Really? Is it working?"

Greg: "You're here aren't you?."

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Greg: "I stepped on some gum again, smells like juicy fruit."
 
Greg: "I bet Hodges in an online auction for this Maxwell Smart shoe phone, just to piss him off!"
 
Greg: Damn you, Hodges. You put the Super Glue on this shoe.

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Greg: I stepped in the droppings of a Saint Bernard who just ate a can of Alpo. I think I'm getting a little too good at this.
 
:lol: Those are all so hilarious, funny fans we've got here:bolian:

LONG BALL

GREG:: "Hey Sara, look in here, I think it's a weapon":wtf:

SARA:: "OK, are you sure your through sniffing your shoe"?:rolleyes:

GREG:: "Be nice Sara, I thought it was evidence, I've seen you do some pretty weird stuff, and BTW when is Grissom going to pay 'us' a visit"?:cardie:

SARA:: "NO comment, what do you think this is on the grass"?:confused:
 
AND THEN THERE WERE NONE..S/2

SARA:: "WHOA, this is some huge potato":eek:

NICK:: [on sidelines] "That's a cheap mans silencer Sara":shifty:

SARA:: "Well, when their done, we could have mashed potatoes huh"?:)

NICK:: "LOL, yes we could, bring it over here and I'll bag it":cardie:
 
Sara: Hey, Nick. This one looks like Ecklie's head.

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Sara: This one looks nasty.
Nick: Make's you want to become a meat-eater again?
Sara: You just made this look tasty.

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Sara: Mashed? No, wait. Baked with sour cream and chives? No. Home fries? French fries? No. Hash browns? Latkes? Twice baked? Scalloped? Aaarghhh. I can't make up my mind.
Nick: Come on, Sara. This is for dinner, not the Food Channel.
 
GREG AND CATH

GREG:: "WHOA, I've never seen Ecklie and Hodges in this heated of a conversation, who do you think will win"?:wtf:

CATH:: "Well, beings Ecklie is the boss, I think he'll come out the winner";)

GREG:: "Does Hodges bug you as much as he does me"?:confused:

CATH:: "What do you think":rolleyes:

GREG:: "Geez, I hope he doesn't try and tell me about it":alienblush:

CATH:: "Me too, I'm hiding out, but Conrad probably will spill":shifty:
 
Two days later, Greg: "So Cath have you talked to Ecklie yet"? Cath, not yet, has Hodges talked about the hot topic with you"? Greg. "I've side stepped him, so far, so NO":shifty:
 
AND THEN THERE WERE NONE..S/2

SARA:: "Damn, I was sure there was still a little vodka in this flask, hey Nick, could we stop by the local store, I need some cough drops":rolleyes:

NICK:: "Sure Sara, I thought you still had some left":confused:

SARA:: "Well, I ran out, It'll just take a minute":shifty:

NICK:: "OK, no problem":cool:
 
Sara: I've got to get me a newer cell phone. This old clunker is too big.

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Jorja: I love this little TV. I hope Zuicker doesn't catch me watching Grey's Anatomy instead of CSI.
 
Sara: I hope what I am doing doesn't end up on Youtube

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Sara: I am so busted do you think that Ecklie will let it ride

Nick: Don't count on it. He will probably have you seek professional help
 
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