Langston: I'd make a great professional golfer. I have several mistresses.
Caddie: Yes, I thought so. One of them has a husband behind you, ready to hit you with a golf club.
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Announcer: Today on "Battle of the Network Stars", CBS' CSI versus ABC's Private Practice.
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Caddie: Let me guess. He is another fan who is upset that you replaced Petersen.
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Caddie: Mr. Fishburne, I suggest you get the line right this time or the director will get it into your head one way or another.