The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Nick: Aww, man! Stupid zombie dog killed my character!
Ray: What is this game, Nick?
Nick: Resident Evil.
Ray: Isn't that the movie where the cloned Milla Jovovich?
Nick: That was in one of the sequels.
Ray: Ah... I hope the series doesn't end as crap-tastically as the Matrix trilogy did.

or

Ray: Nick, what are you playing?
Nick: It's a forensics game. You collect evidence and solve the crime.
Ray: I've never heard of this game.
Hodges: That's because I made it... well with Archie's help.
 
You fans are all a riot:lol: going back aways~

OVERLOAD, S/2

SARA:: OMG, am I seeing a ghost, is it really you Warrick"?:confused:

WARRICK:: Yup, it's really me, I'm not dead, and I've got evidence that'll blow your mind":eek:

SARA:: "I'm so thrilled, what evidence"?:shifty:

WARRICK:: "Right here in the envelope, and BTW what are you doing back"?:cardie:

SARA:: "Long story, will tell you later, good luck, when can I see you again'?:confused:

WARRICK"' Uh, I'll catch up with you later":shifty:
 
Warrick: Sara, are you going to see Gris soon?
Sara: Yes. Why do you ask?
Warrick: This package just came in. His back-order finally arrived.
Sara: What is it?
Warrick: The Hot-Wheels Denali mobile crime lab for his spider.

---=== OR ===---

Sara: Is that the evidence that Hodges and Wendy processed?
Warrick: Yeah. And I got good news and bad news.
Sara: If you are going to pull that Geiko joke, I'll have someone kill you.
Warrick: Whoa! Just had a flash of something like that happening before.
 
PLAY WITH FIRE S/3

HODGES:: [muttering to himself] "So, they push all this lab work on me, I'm sick and tired of it, I need a raise":scream:

NICK;; [standing in doorway] "Hey Hodges' who are you talking too"?:confused:

HODGES:: "No one, I'm thinking out loud":shifty:

NICK:: "OK buddy, sometimes I don't know about you":rolleyes:

HODGES:: "Don't sweat it Nick, I'm fine, what can I do for you?":alienblush:

NICK:: "Uh, nothing, I was just walking by and heard you, so carry on":hugegrin:
 
Hodges: If it takes me all night, I WILL find out the ingredients of the Colonel's eleven secret herbs and spices.

---=== OR ===---

Hodges: Double, double toil and trouble, Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Nick (standing in doorway): Ahh. That explains a lot.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Hodges: If it takes me all night, I WILL find out the ingredients of the Colonel's eleven secret herbs and spices.

---=== OR ===---

Hodges: Double, double toil and trouble, Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Nick (standing in doorway): Ahh. That explains a lot.
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:guffaw:Hilarious, right on Dynamo1 I always laugh when I read your dialogue:lol:, I'm serious you should send you resume to CBS/CSI:thumbsup:
 
Desertwind said:
Dynamo1 said:
Hodges: If it takes me all night, I WILL find out the ingredients of the Colonel's eleven secret herbs and spices.

---=== OR ===---

Hodges: Double, double toil and trouble, Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Nick (standing in doorway): Ahh. That explains a lot.
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:guffaw:Hilarious, right on Dynamo1 I always laugh when I read your dialogue:lol:, I'm serious you should send you resume to CBS/CSI:thumbsup:
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I agree. Maybe we should make some kind of petition ;) The second is sooooo good, I love it. I love this thread :)
 
I agree lil_janie Dynamo1 is the bomb:bolian: I bet they'd hire you in a heart beat. You can be Hodges sidekick, and catch him when he blows it, or help him to lighten up~ Your humor and imagination is brilliant. Now you can be all humble and say "Ah, shucks":rommie:

A NIGHT AT THE MOVIES S/3

CATH:: "So, Gil, this is the new blockbuster hit "Avatar", do you like it so far"?:confused:

GIL:: "I'm not sure, I really don't know yet":shifty:

CATH:: "What do you like"?:cardie:

GIL:; "I like silent movies":cool:

CATH:: "Geez your weird":vulcan:

GIL:: So I've been told, where's the popcorn"?:p
 
Marg: So this guy Fishburne wants to join the cast?
William: I would quit first before that happened. We have enough stars on the show.

---=== OR ===---

Grissom: What's that device Spock is carrying?
Catherine: Hodges told me that it is called a tricorder. It can detect fingerprints and trace evidence, do medical scans, analyze DNA in an instant...
Grissom: DNA in an instant? They just do that on TV. You know it can take days or weeks.
Catherine: Yeah.

---=== OR ===---

William: That looks so cool. Can you imagine a CSI movie up there on the screen.
Marg: Do you really think people would pay to see us when they watch us for free?
William: Good point.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Marg: So this guy Fishburne wants to join the cast?
William: I would quit first before that happened. We have enough stars on the show.



William: That looks so cool. Can you imagine a CSI movie up there on the screen.
Marg: Do you really think people would pay to see us when they watch us for free?
William: Good point.
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:lol:

SWAP MEET..S/5

GRISSOM:: "What the H, I can't figure this one out, what's your take Doc"?:confused:

DOC:: "I'm not sure yet, could you hand me that litte drill, over there"?

GRISSOM:: "Sure thing, what are you doing to do with it":cardie:

DOC:: "Guess":vulcan:
 
Grissom: So, Doc, tell me. You learned all this in medical school?
Robbins: No, by playing Milton Bradley's Operation game. Here's your sign!

---=== OR ===---

Grissom: Have you determined the cause of death yet?
Robbins: Well, she was shot, strangled, poisoned, stabbed, and electrocuted. Have you found out her identity yet?
Grissom: Nick just got me that information.
Robbins: What was her name?
Grissom: "Lucky".
 
Dynamo1:lol: as always. primo~

ON CSI SET

NICK:: "WHOA, what the hell is with all these bright lights, I'm used to my little flashlight":eek:

SARA:: "Oh, Nick, this is a nice change don't ya' think":thumbsup:

LANGSTON:: "I go with the flow, whatever they want I want":confused:

NICK:: "Yeah Laurence, Your the new guy, you don't have a clue, or maybe you do":shifty:

LANGSTON:: "What's that supposed to mean" :confused:

SARA:: "OK, guys cool it", and the lights are a bit bright":cool:
 
Director: ...and cut. That's a wrap. Good job.
Laurence: Who is that? What's going on?
Jorja Fox: This scene is finished. Let's move on to the garage set.
Laurence: What scene? We are on a case.
George Eads: Easy, Larry. Take a break. Memorize your lines for the next shot.
Laurence: What's going on? How did this become a TV set?
Rod Serling (off camera): Mister Fishburne doesn't know it, but he just stepped into a place beyond his imagination, a place called the Twilight Zone.
(Twilight Zone music plays)
 
Dynamo1 said:
Director: ...and cut. That's a wrap. Good job.
Laurence: Who is that? What's going on?
Jorja Fox: This scene is finished. Let's move on to the garage set.
Laurence: What scene? We are on a case.
George Eads: Easy, Larry. Take a break. Memorize your lines for the next shot.
Laurence: What's going on? How did this become a TV set?
Rod Serling (off camera): Mister Fishburne doesn't know it, but he just stepped into a place beyond his imagination, a place called the Twilight Zone.
(Twilight Zone music plays)
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:lol::lol::lol: so funny, thank's again Dynamo1 for your always great humor:guffaw:
 
DESCENT OF MAN

RAY:: OK this camera isn't doing what I want it to do":confused:

OFFICERS:: Sir, you don't have to take shots of the rock, we've got them all over the place":eek:

RAY:: If you don't mind, I'm not taking shots of rocks, there's a turtle over here":shifty:

COPS:: "Sure there is":lol:
 
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