The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2
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Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Hodges: Did Catherine forget to turn off the gas to the Bunsen burners again?
Wendy: Yes. Luckily, Greg was out in the field this time.
Hodges: Maybe she is out to get all of us. Be wery wery qwiet. It's labwat season. Heh heh heh.
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Wendy: I think Sara packed too much TNT into Ecklie's exploding cigar.
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Wendy: Are these kids trying to replace us?
Hodges: Ecklie must think we are running a daycare center.
Wendy: Why can't they learn forensics from TV shows like we did?
Hodges: Hey, you guys. Go back to Scooby Doo's Mystery Machine.
Wendy: Yes. Luckily, Greg was out in the field this time.
Hodges: Maybe she is out to get all of us. Be wery wery qwiet. It's labwat season. Heh heh heh.
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Wendy: I think Sara packed too much TNT into Ecklie's exploding cigar.
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Wendy: Are these kids trying to replace us?
Hodges: Ecklie must think we are running a daycare center.
Wendy: Why can't they learn forensics from TV shows like we did?
Hodges: Hey, you guys. Go back to Scooby Doo's Mystery Machine.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Great lines Dynamo1:bolian:
WORLDS END
RAY:: "No, I'm not you dad, and these are not my sisters"
JANITOR:: "So, why am I here, I didn't do anything"
BRASS:: "OK, cut the crap, we know what happened":scream:
WORLDS END
RAY:: "No, I'm not you dad, and these are not my sisters"
JANITOR:: "So, why am I here, I didn't do anything"
BRASS:: "OK, cut the crap, we know what happened":scream:
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Janitor: All together now... We are family, I've got all my sisters with me...
Brass: Knock it off or I'll pull a Simon Cowell on you.
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Ray: Tell the truth. Were you sleeping with these girls?
Janitor: Who do you think I am? Tiger Woods?
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Ray: One last time. Is this your family?
Janitor: The picture came with the wallet.
Brass: Knock it off or I'll pull a Simon Cowell on you.
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Ray: Tell the truth. Were you sleeping with these girls?
Janitor: Who do you think I am? Tiger Woods?
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Ray: One last time. Is this your family?
Janitor: The picture came with the wallet.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
:lol::guffaw: So funny Dynamo1:bolian:
RAY AND CATH
RAY:: "Where are we going again Catherine"?
CATH:: "UH, I think the house over there, is that Nick and Brass waiting, and I forgot my kit again":vulcan:
RAY:: "Not to worry, I've got everything you'll need in mine, and why are we walking in the rain"?
CATH:: "I'm getting confused, where are we going"?
RAY:: "That's what I just asked you, oh great leader"
CATH:: "It's just with this Dr. Jekyll, my insides are all tied up in knots, pun intended"
RAY:: "Good one Catherine, don't worry, we'll catch this sick-twisted scum bag soon"
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Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Ray: That says, "Do not cross." Are we allowed to cross?
Catherine: That's for the writers from Law & Order. They keep stealing our stories.
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Ray: Hey, Catherine. Do you want to try doing the limbo under the tape?
Catherine: I don't move as well as I used to as a dancer.
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Ray: What's all the smoke back there?
Catherine: Oh, that. Ecklie fell for another of Sara's exploding cigars. Some people never learn.
Catherine: That's for the writers from Law & Order. They keep stealing our stories.
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Ray: Hey, Catherine. Do you want to try doing the limbo under the tape?
Catherine: I don't move as well as I used to as a dancer.
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Ray: What's all the smoke back there?
Catherine: Oh, that. Ecklie fell for another of Sara's exploding cigars. Some people never learn.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
:lol: Sara's exploding cigars, good one:bolian:
WORLDS END
RAY:: OK, I'm losing my patience now, who are these girls"?:scream:
JANITOR:: "I swear, I don't know"
RAY:: "Yeah ya' do, and we've got your fingerprints on the screwdriver that you used, so stop lying and tell me why you did this?:vulcan:
JANITOR:: "Cause he wouldn't dance with me":alienblush:
RAY:: "Bullcrap, what really happened"?
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
TAKE MY LIFE..PLEASE
BRASS:: [thinking to hismself] "And I thought I was old"
KNUCKLES:: "Ok, did you here the one about...?:evil:
TERPSY:: "Geez again, how many times are you going to use that tired old joke"
BRASS:: "That's OK, I like old jokes":lol:
KNUCKLES:: "I knew you would here's another one"
BRASS:: [thinking to hismself] "And I thought I was old"
KNUCKLES:: "Ok, did you here the one about...?:evil:
TERPSY:: "Geez again, how many times are you going to use that tired old joke"
BRASS:: "That's OK, I like old jokes":lol:
KNUCKLES:: "I knew you would here's another one"
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Brass: Hey, we would make a good comedy team... Brass Knuckles!
Knuckles: Since when do YOU get top billing.
Brass: I carry a gun.
Knuckles: Good point.
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Conway: So then I told Harvey Korman, "You steal my line one more time and I'll poke your eyes out like this."
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Conway: I'm so glad we had this time together... Just to have a laugh and sing a song... Can't get that damn tune out of my head.
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Conway: So these two Siamese elephants were joined by the trunk and...
Guilfoyle: Whoa. You told that one on Carol Burnett's show.
Conway: And it's still funny. Much better than Petersen's one-liners.
Guilfoyle: Well......... Yeah. I guess that's true.
Knuckles: Since when do YOU get top billing.
Brass: I carry a gun.
Knuckles: Good point.
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Conway: So then I told Harvey Korman, "You steal my line one more time and I'll poke your eyes out like this."
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Conway: I'm so glad we had this time together... Just to have a laugh and sing a song... Can't get that damn tune out of my head.
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Conway: So these two Siamese elephants were joined by the trunk and...
Guilfoyle: Whoa. You told that one on Carol Burnett's show.
Conway: And it's still funny. Much better than Petersen's one-liners.
Guilfoyle: Well......... Yeah. I guess that's true.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
I swear Dynamo1 you'd have been great in this episode, all hysterical:guffaw:
TAKE MY LIFE-PLEASE
RAY:: So, Sara what's you opinion on this Porcupine guy, with 127 tinkertoy sticks in him "?
SARA:: "UMM, give me a minute Ray, I'm not sure what the hell happened":cardie:
RAY:: "Sure thing, I mostly agree with you theories anyway, I'm patient"
SARA:: OK then, here's the deal":shifty:
TAKE MY LIFE-PLEASE
RAY:: So, Sara what's you opinion on this Porcupine guy, with 127 tinkertoy sticks in him "?
SARA:: "UMM, give me a minute Ray, I'm not sure what the hell happened":cardie:
RAY:: "Sure thing, I mostly agree with you theories anyway, I'm patient"
SARA:: OK then, here's the deal":shifty:
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Laurence: Jorja, are we still a hit show in the ratings?
Jorja: Yes we are.
Laurence: And does CBS still get a lot of money from the ads in our show?
Jorja: Yes. Why do you ask?
Laurence: Then why can't they provide more lighting for our set?
Jorja: We're supposed to be the night shift team.
Laurence: Oh, I forgot.
Jorja: Yes we are.
Laurence: And does CBS still get a lot of money from the ads in our show?
Jorja: Yes. Why do you ask?
Laurence: Then why can't they provide more lighting for our set?
Jorja: We're supposed to be the night shift team.
Laurence: Oh, I forgot.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
TAKE MY LIFE--PLEASE
GREG:: "Did I tell you guys about life in Vegas in the 60's"?
NICK:: "Oh, only about 100 times, we get it you wished you could have been there then"
GREG:: "Danm straight, Sorry if I'm boring you, I just love that era":vulcan:
BRASS:: So, how's that book going Greg on old Vegas"?
GREG:: "It's a work in progress":thumbsup:
NICK:: "That's cool Greg, I didn't mean to miff you off"
BRASS:: OK, then, lets do the rock, paper scissors again to see who's going to process this gory crime scene":angryrazz:
GREG:: "Did I tell you guys about life in Vegas in the 60's"?
NICK:: "Oh, only about 100 times, we get it you wished you could have been there then"
GREG:: "Danm straight, Sorry if I'm boring you, I just love that era":vulcan:
BRASS:: So, how's that book going Greg on old Vegas"?
GREG:: "It's a work in progress":thumbsup:
NICK:: "That's cool Greg, I didn't mean to miff you off"
BRASS:: OK, then, lets do the rock, paper scissors again to see who's going to process this gory crime scene":angryrazz:
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Guilfoyle: May I have this dance?
Szmanda: You want to dance with me?
Guilfoyle: I'm trying to get on Dancing With The Stars next season and need the practice.
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Brass: My arm is numb. Was that coffee your special blend again?
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Brass: Let me get this straight. The people involved in this case are named Knuckles, Terpsy, and Bingo?
Greg: That's correct.
Brass: What about Grumpy, Sneezy, and Sleepy?
Szmanda: You want to dance with me?
Guilfoyle: I'm trying to get on Dancing With The Stars next season and need the practice.
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Brass: My arm is numb. Was that coffee your special blend again?
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Brass: Let me get this straight. The people involved in this case are named Knuckles, Terpsy, and Bingo?
Greg: That's correct.
Brass: What about Grumpy, Sneezy, and Sleepy?
