The Locker Room #3 - Carmine Goes Commando!

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Some researcher you are! :p
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:lol: i can´t help it! you saw my desk; all papers, memorabilia and ummm...my computer! :p

ok, let me be more thorough this time;

-stuffed snake toy...and Danny :)lol: hehe, now that set of words really can be cathegorized as double entenders :devil:)
-big old wooden ruler...and Danny (kinky!)
-a spoon...and Danny (khm, you know what Aiden had to do to get it out of his mouth in the fic :lol:)
-posters...and Danny (get Playgirl on the phone already, we neeeeeed that calendar!)
-my college index (ya know, wher they put your grades and all)...and Danny (sex.ed. teacher Danny, hell yeah!)
-pack of cigarettes...and Danny (for after the [censored by the PG13-o-meter] :devil:)

hmmm...running out of inanimate objects here...let me turn around...

-a deck of cards...and Danny (strip poker! yeah! :devil:)
-my piggy-bank...and Danny (hell, i´d pay! :lol: poor piggy-bank)
-Neufert´s "Architectual constructions"...and Danny (now, this one´s tough...but the book has that drawing of a perfect human by Leonrdo on it...so, yeah :devil:)
-dust on my shelves...and Danny (brings me to those fingerprint dusting brushes...you know what i´m fantasizing ´bout right now :devil:)

should i go on? :lol:
 
Oh! Oh! My turn! :lol:

1. A bed... and Danny (obviously!...)
2. Two belts... and Danny (who needs a tie?!)
3. Lotion... and Danny (lubricant, anyone?)
4. A towel... and Danny (... and me in the shower!)
5. A chair... and Danny (after the bed!)
:devil:
... you all have already mentioned all the other good ones!...
 
Pack of ciggies, have them on my desk as well, now why didn't I think of that? :lol:

OK, here's another (but it contradicts our research):

Keys...and Danny...to open his heart! :)
 
lotion! now that´s just brill! i think i should go to my bathroom or kitchen; think i´m gonna find a lot more dirtier things there :devil:

edit; keys? awww...that´s so sweet! :D

lookin´ under my desk;

-an old rag...and Danny :)lol: to wipe off my drool)
 
Are you all trussing Danny up like a hog, with his own tie no less? I’ll have to protect Danny from you randy lot, he can come hide under my skirt. ;)

Ali
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You'd protect Danny? You'd ravish him right along with the rest of us and you know it. :devil:
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Ravish him? I'm wounded Top. I'm offering Danny safe sanctuary from a group of wanton women. I cannot even entertain the idea of ravishing someone so in need of protection. Again, I offer him my skirt to hide underneath, as a place of safety and warmth. I only wonder if he would WORDS CONFISCATED BY THE METER hungry. :devil: What? Everyone has to WORDS AND KEYBOARD CONFISCATED BY METER, he might be there a while. :devil:

Ali
 
:lol: :lol:

All i have is a desk, chair, computer, lamp and cup of tea. How sad is that? :D

I can think of a few things to do on the desk though with Danny, the lamp would get smashed and the tea would get knocked over. ;) :lol: :devil:
 
All I got is a desk, a spinning chair (weeeeeeee!), books and... *ruffles through desk drawers* *pulls out rope*

Buwahaha :devil: !!
 
Ravish him? I'm wounded Top. I'm offering Danny safe sanctuary from a group of wanton women. I cannot even entertain the idea of ravishing someone so in need of protection. Again, I offer him my skirt to hide underneath, as a place of safety and warmth. I only wonder if he would WORDS CONFISCATED BY THE METER hungry. :devil: What? Everyone has to WORDS AND KEYBOARD CONFISCATED BY METER, he might be there a while. :devil:

Ali
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I think the point is that there's no safe sanctuary for Danny. :devil: :devil: :devil:

Nor should there be! A man that beautiful, that sensual was made for sex. :devil:
 
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