The Craziness Continues-Caption Contest 2

FLACK: If I stay out in the sun some more, you think my cheeks will look pinker?
MAC: Why don't I just bitch slap you instead?

If it's okay with y'all, here's mine before I get sucked into work limbo again:

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FLACK: Screw XBox! This game's for the big boys, yeah! :D
 
Flack: uh, Mac...are you sure I'm safe behind the glass?
Mac: Come on, your suit isn't gonna be ruined by a little paintball paint. Come out of there.
Flack: Yeah but my hair...

Flack: Oh, no, Mac....Danny....How could they??? Danny left me! *Cries*
 
Mac "So you see Hawkes, that's how I'm going to prove to Stella that there's no logical reason for her not to join me in the closet with the olive oil"

Hawkes "You forgot to carry a one"

Mac "Bugger"
 
Mac: So you see, the percentage of fans who want Smacked is far higher than the percentage of those who want me with the new girl...

or
Hawkes: Man, you're over the top when you need advanced mathatmatics to keep track of your olive oil usage...
(it's never dead lol)
 
Mac: Gotcha again. Tic tac toe.
Hawkes: You want to go three out of five?

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Mac: ...and that's how they solved the case on Numb3rs.
Hawkes: Yeah, but they use a chalk board, not the windows.
 
Hawkes: Shopping list?
Mac: Close. It's the Broom-Closet Shopping list.
Hawkes: Cleaning Supplies?
Stella: (in background) Olive-oil.
Hawkes: Got it. Wait what?
 
hawkes: mac what the hell are you doing?
mac: im trying to explain how me and stella made love last night...but its not quite working!
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wow. that was incredibly funny. i can see mac doing that, too! lol
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Mac: No, Stella! Not the little olive oil bottles, the BIG ones! The little ones won't last five seconds!
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olive oil never dies!!!
 
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