eddie: there's no way i'm going to use that toilet...the hallway is much better.can i have some tissues please.
lol Hankster, that's funny Flack: Hey, no fair, why does Mac get a kiss and I don't even get a girlfriend? Danny(OS)It's the ties, Flack, they make women throw up. And men too.
Flack: No, it can't be, I must be dreaming! Lindsay: Give it up Flack, he's mine. Danny: Soory Flack if we did this it would never work. Lindsay: Promise me you'll never have bungee sex with anyone else but me! Flack: (thinking) she's too late.. :devil:
Lindsay: For the last time this is how you put on a tie. ---- Lindsay: If only Flack knew how to match ties with his outfits like you Mac.
ROFL Radical, I love that one! Lindsay: Maybe if we show Flack what a proper tie looks like, he'll get the message or Lindsay: Stella's right, you're way hotter without the tie. (they seem kinda lame but...)
Lindsay: Stella, just sit back and relax and i'll show you how it's done. Stella: got it, you want me to get the handcuffs? Mac: i've got some shackles behind my bookshelf. sorry guys, couldn't resist! -x-liv
Mac: Aww, come on, stupid machine! Stella's waiting in the broom closet and I won't have the olive oil! or Mac: Hmm...so Flack and Danny were "looking for more tapelifts" were they? *runs to closet* Hey, you two, that's my closet! And I told you hands off the olive oil, it's mine and Stella's! Get your own makeout place and your own accessories! Mac: Darnit! Stella!!! The fangirls have this place bugged again...they're eavessdropping! Wait, no...it's a VIDEO CAMERA this time! They probably have one in the broom closet too!
Mac: If... I... hear... that... Who... song... one... more... time..., I will blast this machine to THE MOON! === or === Mac: This vending machine is out of luminol. How will we solve the case? === or === Mac: Stupid video game ate my last quarter. Now I will never beat Sid's high score.
Mac - do you think if i hit the machine harder with my head it'll get rid of the image of flack and dannya and that tub of olive oil right out of my head?