The Craziness Continues-Caption Contest 2

Discussion in 'CSI: New York' started by MacsGirlMel, Jul 28, 2006.

  1. Guest

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    eddie: there's no way i'm going to use that toilet...the hallway is much better.can i have some tissues please.
     
  2. Hankster

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    Flack: I smell.... PLANKTON!!!
     
  3. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    lol Hankster, that's funny :)

    Flack: Hey, no fair, why does Mac get a kiss and I don't even get a girlfriend?
    Danny(OS)It's the ties, Flack, they make women throw up. And men too.
     
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    Flack: No, it can't be, I must be dreaming!
    Lindsay: Give it up Flack, he's mine.
    Danny: Soory Flack if we did this it would never work.
    Lindsay: Promise me you'll never have bungee sex with anyone else but me!
    Flack: (thinking) she's too late.. :devil:
     
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    Flack (thinking) "Should I tell Mac he stepped in dog crap on the way in?"
     
  6. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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    Lindsay: For the last time this is how you put on a tie.
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    Lindsay: If only Flack knew how to match ties with his outfits like you Mac.
     
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    Lindsay: Has Stella taught you nothing?
    Stella:I take his clothes off Lindsay, I don't put them on!
     
  9. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    ROFL Radical, I love that one!

    Lindsay: Maybe if we show Flack what a proper tie looks like, he'll get the message
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    Lindsay: Stella's right, you're way hotter without the tie.

    (they seem kinda lame but...)
     
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    Lindsay - "This is sooo sad, Mac - did mommy NEVER show you how to do up a tie?!" :lol:
     
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    Lindsay: Stella, just sit back and relax and i'll show you how it's done.
    Stella: got it, you want me to get the handcuffs?
    Mac: i've got some shackles behind my bookshelf.

    sorry guys, couldn't resist!

    -x-liv
     
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    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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  13. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    Mac: Aww, come on, stupid machine! Stella's waiting in the broom closet and I won't have the olive oil!
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    Mac: Hmm...so Flack and Danny were "looking for more tapelifts" were they? *runs to closet* Hey, you two, that's my closet! And I told you hands off the olive oil, it's mine and Stella's! Get your own makeout place and your own accessories!

    Mac: Darnit! Stella!!! The fangirls have this place bugged again...they're eavessdropping! Wait, no...it's a VIDEO CAMERA this time! They probably have one in the broom closet too!
     
  14. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Mac: If... I... hear... that... Who... song... one... more... time..., I will blast this machine to THE MOON!

    === or ===

    Mac: This vending machine is out of luminol. How will we solve the case?

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    Mac: Stupid video game ate my last quarter. Now I will never beat Sid's high score.
     
  15. Elbystar

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    Mac - do you think if i hit the machine harder with my head it'll get rid of the image of flack and dannya and that tub of olive oil right out of my head?
     

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