The Craziness Continues-Caption Contest 2

Mac: Is that Danny across the street doing a rain dance?
Stella: No, that can't be right. There's fog everywhere.
Hawkes: *thinking* I have had it with these muthafu*king snakes on this muthafu*king plane!
 
Ceindreadh said:
Hawkes "Wow, spontaneous human combustion, I thought that was just a myth"
Stella "I've just got one question...who's gonna sweep up Lindsey's ashes?"
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Die Lindsay, Die! :devil:

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Hawkes: I should have bought a regular jigsaw puzzle for my nephew. This one might be too hard.

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Hawkes: This skeleton is taking too long to assemble. It's just a few weeks to Halloween.

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Hawkes Maybe I should call Dr. Temperance Brennan for help on this one.

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Hawkes: Wow! Look at the shnozz on this one. It must be Max Klinger.
 
Hawkes: Hmm...the neck bone's connected to the jawbone...jawbone's connected to the head bone...

LOL on the Bones reference :)

Hawkes: Wow...note to self, never pi$$ off Mac unless I wanna end up like this!

Hawkes: Alas poor Horatio...
Mac: That was "poor Yorrick"
Hawkes: No it can't be Warrick, it's a caucasian...Besides, it was still wearing its sunglasses when I found it.

Hawkes: Poor Lindsay...who'd have thought she'd choke to death on a bug?
Grissom(offscreen) Oh no...the poor bug!
 
Hawkes - "Erm .... this jigsaw looks nothing like the picture on the box!"

OR

Hawkes - "Hell - why is it there's always a piece missing!" :)
 
Lindsay(thinking)Does he know his fly is open?

Lindsay:I hope he knows he has a big piece of spinach in his teeth...and I hope it wasn't fresh...yikes.
 
Hawkes: Lindsay, your blind date is out front waiting for you. He is wearing a blue and white mask, and his name is Mysterio.

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Lindsy: What is the name of that detective you work with?
Voice (off camera, sounds like Gilbert Gottfried): Don Flack.
(They both look around and just see a white duck in the corner.)
Hawkes: Who do you mean? I work with so many.
Voice: Don Flack.
Lindsay: The one who was injured in the explosion.
Voice: DON FLACK!
Hawkes: Did you hear something? I think my brain is telling me it's time for lunch. Let's go for Chinese. I am in the mood for Peking duck.
Voice: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!! (Duck starts charging at them.)
 
Lindsay: Has anyone told you that you have the nicest eyes.
OR
Anna: Oh My God! No Way! They have a picture of your butt?!
Hill: mmhm.
Anna: Nice.
Hill: Excuse me?
Anna: Nothing.

I know I know the first one was bit corny but this is my first post on this thread :)
 
Dynamo1 said:
Hawkes: Lindsay, your blind date is out front waiting for you. He is wearing a blue and white mask, and his name is Mysterio.
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Are you talking about Rey Mysterio ? As in my WWE idol? The guy I have a crush on?

S*it? Did I just spill my secret? :devil:

Ahem, anyway...

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