The “Get rid of Boa Vista!!!” Thread

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:lol: hahah this thread is so funny :lol:

11 ways to kill Natalia:

marry Stetler and he beat her to death (we all know that he like to maltreat womans)
 
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I actually like Stetler, though. Yelina just walked into a door. Yes, she walked into a door.

Besides, Stetler only has eyes for Horatio. He'd never cheat on his little Cuddlebum, even though Horatio cheats on him all the time. Horatio, you whore!

Death #12: Death by Ray Jr.'s Eyebrows. Natalia finally meets Yelina during season 5 and makes some derogatory comments about her accent. Ray Jr.'s Eyebrows leap from his face and attack Natalia. Natalia tries to fight back, but really, isn't it impossible to get short, sticky hair from your skin? Natalia ultimately falls into a puddle of her own blood. The Eyebrows return to a sleeping Ray Jr, who will never know the truth about his magnificent detaching psychotic facial hair.
 
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i like Stetler character don`t get me wrong :p

ok next try...sex with H...and here come Y and see them...Y hit the snake...the snake try to hide under the bed and....there is Ray Sn dead body...till H and Y scream at one other come Stetler... he think that at last H is tell Y that he love him.... in this chaos everyone pull out theirs weapons to emphasis theirs point of view more clearly...but the snake start to stifle from this Ray Sn dead body smell and try to go out of under the bed...the end...she is killed by chance from three different guns...

through this time Ray Jn is training in front of the mirror this Eyebrows skill, with hope to join Brazil verison of The Incredibles :lol:
 
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I like Stetler too :D

Actually, I think there was another one that I forgot to put there

Death #13 - Death by tanning bed overdose :lol:

haha, Ray Jr.s eyebrows, that was gold!
 
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carlz31 said:
Falling off a cliff, maybe. Or eaten by giant Venus Fly Trap :lol:

let's feed her to Audrey Two!

he's gotta be hiding out around here somewhere.

and i love 'death by 7th heaven marathon'. :lol: awesome.
 
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That list is absolutely hilarious! My favorites are Death by sex with Horatio and Death by Calleigh.

Ha ha! Ray Jr.s eyebrows!!! That is awesome!
 
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I have one:

Death #14: death by being bounded to a chair and forced to watch CSI:Miami episodes where she's in. Let's bring in the rope!
 
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Oh, God, THAT has to be the worst.

Forget the rope, let's just tie her down with those fugly silk shirts she wears.
 
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You think those are silk shirts? They look very satiny to me ;)
Imagine wearing satin shirts in hot, humid Miami.... uaaarghhh that smell!!!!!
 
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she never goes out into the field. she doesn't have to worry about that crap. she sits on her butt in an airconditioned lab all day.

if they do what they say they're going to do, though, she's gonna have a bit of a problem.
 
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midnight_tiptoes said:
Oh, God, THAT has to be the worst.

Forget the rope, let's just tie her down with those fugly silk shirts she wears.

God Yes! I thought I was the only one who noticed those stupid shirts! She wears the same one in a different color in EVERY episode! It was starting to drive me insane! I swear I haven't seen her wear anything else!


Dutchie said:
I have one:

Death #14: death by being bounded to a chair and forced to watch CSI:Miami episodes where she's in. Let's bring in the rope!

Yeah! She really wont be in a great mood after that! And then she might even notice how orange she is!
 
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Hahaha Ray Jr.'s eyebrows. I had almost forgot about that list from the Delko thread. -1 comes before zero ( I know you were joking hehe), and I agree the scale should be 0 to Calleigh. Btw, wrong thread, but Emily is on the cover of tv guide and she looks so cool! They do say in the article that Ugh is coming back and no one trusts her, and Calleigh is forced to try and keep the peace. Just shoot her Calleigh, please. Say it was a malfunction when you were trying to show her something in the ballistics lab, but the orange safety goggles made it hard to determine where Snake was standing.
 
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haha lmao during reading some lines during this topic. wonderfull thread! she should deserve a death like speeds... useless...

speeds deserved much better!
 
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