The “Get rid of Boa Vista!!!” Thread

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  1. _Calleigh_

    _Calleigh_ Coroner

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    I simply loved S3 and I actually thought Miami was becoming my fav over LV, but with this crappy S4 they have ruined it all. Wasn't CSI:Miami the most watched show in the US? Now, what happened to our great old show? I wonder what the hell they're going to do with it. With Boa on the field and H and Eric away, it's gonna turn into the most boring and cliché-ish thing ever. As you guys have already said, Boa is going to become the victim of it all, being avoided by everyone and treated like some kind of monster (which she is, btw), and in the end something horrible will happen to her, so she'll be forgiven and the whole lab will love her more than ever.

    This is gonna suck.
     
  2. iluvroadrunner

    iluvroadrunner Pathologist

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    i hope her tanning bed explodes.

    oh? did we threaten her with that already?

    i hope she gets sucked into the glades.
     
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    Ahh yes, the vulnerable wimmins of CSI Miami. Because no woman could ever fend for herself without the watchful eye of H. I bet that Boa will fall victim to someone (probably her ex) and instead of Eric saving her, H will get back from Brazil just in time to come to her rescue, and Eric will realise just how much she needs him to protect her, and then she'll get fake pregnant again, then start dating Tripp or Horatio, reveal some more info on the lab and get promoted again...

    well, at least that's the way the show is going :rolleyes:
     
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    I'm in. I think that the first couple of episodes, they're all gonna hate her. Then Horatio and Eric come back, and 'coincidentally' at that moment, something in the next case goes wrong and I think it would be Calleigh that COULD get hurt, and Natalia saves the day. Calleigh means a lot to all of the guys in the lab, so everyone goes on their knees and love Natalia to death. Something like that.

    I am so gonna scream if that would happen.:mad: To be honest, when she just came into the show, I kinda liked her. Well, I didn't really like her, but she didn't bug me. When she started dating Eric, I thought: 'Gosh how sweet, cute couple, I don't mind.' Then came the pregnancy scare and I was like: 'Okay...that was a bit dramatic.' And then came Natalia dating Ryan. I started hating her, for obvious reasons. And in the end, she turns out to be the mole. 'GOOD, now she can leave the show.' I thought. WRONG. She gets promoted. Uh-huh...you betray the whole lab and all your colleagues, so obviously, you get promoted. Of course, I mean, duh! :rolleyes:

    And now I officially hate her.
     
  5. midnight_tiptoes

    midnight_tiptoes Head of the Day Shift

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    She's pretty much everything a woman shouldn't be: weak, pathetic, dumb, sleeps with men in exchange of goods and services...

    They should replace her with a computer. At least the computer would be competent.
     
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    Say... Nice thread. Just thought I'd drop in and give my support. That woman drives me crazy!! At first, well, I never liked her, but I was mostly indifferent. I thought, well, she's just an excuse to update the sets. She'll be here for an episode, or two at most, then we'll never see her again. With each episode, though, I started disliking her more and more. And now she needs to go away and NOT be a CSI. Or anything else. And if anyone deserves to be bumped up to title credits, it's Tripp, not Boa Vista. Oh, and I never liked the new labs. The old one was much better.
     
  7. midnight_tiptoes

    midnight_tiptoes Head of the Day Shift

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    I don't like the new sets, either. It's like the sun is right there in your face and everything is orange. Figures that she would make everything orange. Next season we'll probably see Oompa Loompas taking over Paula's job.
     
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    Yeah, she probably made everything orange so she could blend into the background to listen in on people's conversations.

    Maybe instead of using the money to remodel the lab, she should've used it to get a decent tan. Or buy herself a game boy. That way she could have something to do other than making a hobby out of destroying her own credibility.
     
  9. midnight_tiptoes

    midnight_tiptoes Head of the Day Shift

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    Ha! That reminds me of the episode of Arrested Development when Tobias painted himself blue and would follow Lindsay around, blending into backgrounds to spy on her dates. Or Buster's "I will be neither seen, nor heard" act.

    [​IMG]

    Only Buster's cute.

    I wonder how they're making her a CSI if she never was a cop. Isn't that a requirement in Florida?
     
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    Maybe she slept with the chief. :rolleyes:

    Ew, they're going to let her drive a Hummer and everything? I hope she parks on a hill and then forgets to put the emergency brake on. Then she can walk to the back of the Hummer to grab her kit and get squished.
     
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    I can't see her lasting more than a day in the academy. She'd show up in her granny shirts and her Marshall pants and cry when she breaks a nail and try to get everyone's sympathy. It's just not her. Hell, I can't even see her holding a gun.

    On a scale from 1 to Calleigh Duquesne, how kick ass is Natalia? What comes before 0?
     
  12. quickbeam_cw

    quickbeam_cw CSI Level One

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    Hehe, I like that, "on a scale of 1 to Calleigh Duquesne" :D Calleigh kicks ass!

    Even though Calleigh kicks ass, she still doesn't do that much shoot-out and raid stuff. How the hell is Boa Vista supposed to survive if they don't even let kickass Calleigh do that kind of thing much?

    Wait a minute. That's it! She just won't survive! She'll be a bright orange target for a few enemy bullets.
     
  13. midnight_tiptoes

    midnight_tiptoes Head of the Day Shift

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    And I think they should let us write the death scene. Or, if she must be in the credits now, she should die in every episode, like Kenny. The posibilities are endless!
     
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    Oh man, they should get us to do that at school for an assignment. It would be homework that I would actually do. Though I would never have her be killed by bad guys because then she would become a victim again and everyone would feel sorry for her. :rolleyes:
    Falling off a cliff, maybe. Or eaten by giant Venus Fly Trap :lol:

    though I think this is an appropriate time to post something that was posting in the Delko thread a few threads back:
    HEHE! :lol:
     
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    midnight_tiptoes Head of the Day Shift

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    I think death by sex with Horatio is my favorite. Then Horatio stands over her dead body and puts his sunglasses on, and walks away.

    Sex with Horatio. That's pretty bad. She gets to die inside first, and then she physically dies. It's perfect.
     

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