Stetler/Horatio Slash Thread

Discussion in 'Shipper Central' started by lament, Nov 15, 2005.

  1. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    Well I'll just hand you the mop then. We're all expected to clean up our messes in here :lol: Jk

    His mom's name is probably Candy. That's why she was killed. Imagine a drug dealer or whoever killed her looking for the address of a woman called Candy Caine. Would you believe her story? :D I can't wait until Stettie comes back. I love it when he comes to visit his cuddlebum :D
     
  2. Leannethemouse

    Leannethemouse CSI Level Three

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    :lol: Candy Caine :lol: I like that :lol: perhaps she nicked named Horatio "Sugar" sometimes. Sugar Caine :D
     
  3. midnight_tiptoes

    midnight_tiptoes Head of the Day Shift

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    :lol:

    You guys are too much. Well, doesn't Alexx call him sugar? Or is that Rick in bed?
     
  4. ladycaruso

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    I think Alexx does call him Sugar sometimes, but probably Rick does too. :devil:
     
  5. midnight_tiptoes

    midnight_tiptoes Head of the Day Shift

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    Or is it Red Fox? :lol:
     
  6. ladycaruso

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    Red Fox, definitely!! I'm sure Horatio is a feisty, foxy kind of guy when it comes to Rick. He's definitely devilish when they're at the station.
     
  7. Finch

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    :lol: I'm killing myself laughing :lol: Sugar Caine :lol:
     
  8. lament

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    Bumping this up because I miss the Horatio/Stetler love!! We need a name for this thread, people. :eek: Any suggestions?
     
  9. midnight_tiptoes

    midnight_tiptoes Head of the Day Shift

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    We SO need a title for this thread. The first thing that comes to mind is 'there's a thin line between love and hate', but that's boring and predictable.

    ::retrieves to the House of Pies to brainstorm::
     
  10. Jiffyjazzy

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    OMG I can't believe I didn't see this thread before! This is fantastic! They make such an adorable couple, don't they? :)

    *spoiler*





    So, do you guys think Horatio will be the one to get pregnant? Or Stetler?
     
  11. midnight_tiptoes

    midnight_tiptoes Head of the Day Shift

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    Welcome, Jaffy! The Horatio/Rick love is so palpable.



































    I think Rick would get pregnant. Horatio is such an alpha male. And then Rick would have one of those annoying pregnancies, where he gets these awful cravings, and Horatio has to get up at 3 in the morning to go fetch him his ice cream and pickles.

    Horatio would have to reassure him, over and over, that he's not fat and his food isn't "shitty."

    But then the baby will be born and everything will be perfect.
     
  12. Jiffyjazzy

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    Thanks for the welcome Caro :)










    Yeah, you're probably right. Aww, I can just see them lying together, holding little Ho Jr. He'll have red hair of course...do you think Rick will breast feed?
     
  13. midnight_tiptoes

    midnight_tiptoes Head of the Day Shift

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    Of course he'll breast feed. If he wants to lose that baby weight fast he will.

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  14. Jiffyjazzy

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    :lol: Someone should write a fic or something
     
  15. midnight_tiptoes

    midnight_tiptoes Head of the Day Shift

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    That picture. Horatio's all:

    Horatio: Here comes Yelina. Go over there and kiss her.
    Stetler: Why do I have to sleep with her. You're in this relationship, too, you know. And yet I do all the work.
    Horatio: Look, I know, but if they find out we're dating each other they'll have my head on a bloody fence post.
    Stetler: A fence post, nice. That's exactly what that woman has for ribs.
    Horatio: Fine, so she could benefit from gaining a few pounds...
    Stetler: A few? My pelvis is so bruised most of the time I don't even have to wear underwear! I'm sick of hiding. If you really loved me you wouldn't be so ashamed!
    Horatio: I'm not ashamed! Look, if you go with her I'll do that thing in bed that you like.
    Stetler: ... Sigh, fine, but one of these days she's gonna fracture my hips with one of those bones and you'll have to take care of me while I lay in bed.
    Horatio: Baby, I already do that every night.

    We're desperate for fics in here, as you can see.
     

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