A joke?! How could you even think such a thing? *is offended* I happen to have seen the proof for this very spoiler, and let me add this: As Danny is running away from the spider the size of a tank, Flack is running after the spider and popping cap after cap into it's hairy, many-legged ass while screaming, "Get the hell away from my kinkapoodle, you arachnid scum!" Needless to say, Danny is screaming like a little girl and Don's bullets do little good. But of course, the truth is that the spider is really just Lindsay in a transformed state (look what happens when you eat fried spiders, people--learn from her mistake *nods sagely*), and she bites him to bring him back because she loves him. However, it's a doomed romance because Mac promptly runs in with his handy uzi and kills her, and Flack carries Danny off into the sunset...
See, totally frickin' real, people...
:lol: Damn, that really should go over in the fake spoiler thread. :lol: