Snickers Scenario's

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  1. Misery

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    OK. New scenario: Why exactly did Nick shave off his mustache? Naturally Sara was giving him a hard time.

    S: Hey Grissom when are we supposed to take another physical?
    G: In 2 months. Why?
    S: Well, I think Nick needs toget his eyes checked. (a bit louder)
    N: I heard that.
    S: Oh, good at least nothingis wrong with your hearing.
    N: What about my eyes?
    S: I think maybe you have a problem because I can't think of a reason why you would grow that. (points to his mustache)
    N: Oh, not again with the mushache.
    S: But, they're ugly!
    N: You know what? (smirks)
    S: What?
    N: No one is giving me a hard time except of you. Now why would that be?
     
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    heartagram69 Head of the Swing Shift

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    S: because now i have nothing to blame my not concentrating at work on
    N: what, and you normally blame it on my bare upper lip?
    S: no, your good looks
    N: they are still here sar
    S: where? all i can c is something dead hanging onto your lip
     
  3. cofi_shot

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    N: C'mon it can't be that bad!
    S: Believe me it is.
    N: So you think I'm hot huh?
    S: Correction: I thought you were hot. Past tense.
    N: Maybe I'll shave it for you then.
    S: Oh good, I'll even buy you the razor. Why'd you get it anyways?!
     
  4. mariel

    mariel CSI Level One

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    N: Because. Enough humiliation.
    S: Seriously Nick. You have to shave it.
    N: I said, I'll think about it.
    S: You look like the stupid police officer in Scream. What's his name? Dewey? You want me to call you Dewey?
    N: OK, Sara enough!
    S: Dewey.
    N: Shut up.
    S: Dewey.
     
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    heartagram69 Head of the Swing Shift

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    N: ok my place after shift, you buy the razor and ill shave it, happy?
    S: can i shave it?
    N: *gulp*
    S: i saw that
    N: *panic's* its just you... blade... my neck...
    S: atleat i would know you wouldnt make a smartt ass comment
    N: ok, fine, you're on
    S: i'll get a razor on the way
     
  6. Misery

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    (later in Nick's bathroom)
    S: You know I pictured your bathroom to be more messier.
    N: (smirks) You pictured my bathroom?
    S: You really shouldn't be making jokes when I have a razor in my hands.
    N: (gulps) Yeah, you know what...maybe you should let me do this.
    S: A-a. I'm not trusting you. You were the one who thought this would be the good idea in the first place.
    N: I still don't think it looks that bad. (looks himself in the mirror)
    S: You better take a good look because you won't see them again. Better yet, why don't we take a picture of you?
    N: I have an idea. Why don't we take a picture of US? Than we can see in the end what look is best.
    S: The best look for us? (grins)
     
  7. mariel

    mariel CSI Level One

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    N: Yeah for us. By the way, can I shave your legs later?
    S: Hah! You wish.
    N: You sure?
    S: No way, Nick. I can do it myself.
    N: Like I can't shave myself.
    S: Apparently. I mean, look at your face now.
    N: Thanks again. Please?
     
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    S: Now? Here?
    N: Yeah why not?
    S: I'll do you first then we'll see.
    N: O-kay. *gets a digicam* Here take our picture. *hands the cam to Sara and puts his arm around her*
    S: *leans on him and takes their pic together*
    N: Hey we look good!
    S: Just think how good we'll look after I shave you.
    S: *starts to shave Nick*
    N: So.. umm... be careful. *shifts a little*
    S: Stop moving so I don't cut you.
     
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    heartagram69 Head of the Swing Shift

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    N: *sits stiff like a board*
    S: little stiff there nicky? :devil:
    N: *whimper* um, what
    S: dont talk
    N: mmm wht
    S: i said you feel a little stiff
    N: *pulls back* ok thats so not fair
    S: im just calling it how im feeling it
    N: if you didnt have a razor this close to my fave i would say something
    S: i should get one to put in my kit
     
  10. Misery

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    S: Nick! I won't cut you! Stop fidgeting! You know I helped Doc Robbins shaving the bodies before autopsy.
    N: They were dead, Sara! They don't exactly blead!
    S: Relax. I'm just kidding. A few minutes more and your pretty smile will be back on.
    N: Pretty smile, ha?
    S: Still holding a razor, Nick.
    N: I'll stop.
    S: Good.
    N: For now...
     
  11. mariel

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    S: *grins*
    N: weh doh et?
    S: *snorts* Excuse me?
    N: hu hun et? *grabs Sara's wrist to keep the razor away from his face*
    S: What?
    N: You done yet?
    S: No! Now hold still.
     
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    N: You know you look cute when you're concentrating.
    S: Only when I'm concentrating?
    N: Yeah. You look gorgeous most of the time, not just cute.
    S: *couldn't help but smile* Stop distracting me.
    N: *tries to contain his grin*
    S: Nick!
    N: Ok. Finish it already. *shuts up*
     
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    heartagram69 Head of the Swing Shift

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    N: holding still
    S: stop talking
    N: sopd alkng
    S: i'm serious

    a pause

    S: dont even try it stokes

    nick shuts up and sara keep shaving till its all off

    S: MUCH better *stands back to admire*
    N: *runs hand over upper lip* it feels... naked
    S: you will be able to feel more
    N: feel more of what?
    S: this *SMOOCHY SMOOCH*

    couldnt help myself, hahahahahah
     
  14. mariel

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    N: *breaks kiss* Wow, that does feel better.
    S: *grins* Told you.
    N: So now I'm hot again?
    S: Sure. You're very handsome without the stache.
    N: Thanks.
     
  15. heartagram69

    heartagram69 Head of the Swing Shift

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    ok so... new topic, me n mariel thought this would be interesting...

    sara and nick have worked a decomp, and are both wanting a shower ASAP... there is one shower at work (with a lock) who gets the shower first???

    mariel you can start us off :D
     
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