Snickers Scenario's

N: Here *hands it to her*
S: I'm going to process other room
N: *stares at her as she walks away*

(An hour later)
N: *goes to Sara* Hey I was done there, need some help?
S: Sure whatev. *pauses* You never told me you were seeing anybody.
N: Huh? Whatever gave you that idea?
S: I mean I know you go out and stuff, I didn't think you were getting serious.
N: Hold it right there. WTH are you talking about?!
S: Stop playing dumb Nick. Anyways, I really don't care so can we just drop this.
N: You're the one who brought it up!

 

S: only because you brought it to work
N: sara what the hell are you talking about?
S: if you dont know then you have some serious issues nick, let me just tell you that i'm not deaf
N: i know your not deaf, but whats that got to do with the price of fish
S: you unbelievable
N: sara, what the hell are you talking about???

 

S: You tell me.
N: Tell you what? Jesus, what has gotten into you?
S: Never mind, Nick.
N: What? No. Just tell me what's wrong.
S: Goddammit, Nick. I told you, just drop it!

 

N: Jeeezz Sara.
S: *mumbles* Love you too.. sheeesh how cheesy can you get?
N: I heard that! I'm not deaf either!
S: Well aren't you gonna explain yourself?
N: I didn't do anything wrong you know.

 

S: whispering sweet nothings to some girl over the phone at the lab is alright now is it?
N: i didnt know there was a rule against it
S: your unbelievable
N: no you are, is this all about that phone call, wait a minute, you were listening to my phone call?
S: what, yes i mean no, i mean you were being loud
N: i cant believe you
S: so who was she then?
N: well if you were listening you should have heard who it was
S: you didnt say a name
N: so you were listening to the whole thing
S: was not
N: well obviously
S: what?
N: if you were, then you would have known i was talking to my sister

 

S: ... I... Nick... I didn't...
N: And if you did know, what's the big deal? Can't I say I love a girl anymore?
S: ...
N: Wait a minute... Are you... Were you jealous?
S: ...
N: Sara, are you in love with me?

 

S: No!
N: Coz if you are that would be fine by me.
S: *blushes even more*
N: Actually it would be great!*grins*

 

S: *laughs* what kind of a question is that?
N: one you are avoiding answring
S: am not
N: you're doing it now
S: so what was your sisters name?
N: not going to work, so were you jeluz?
S: what does it matter?
N: it matters because the way you have been acting makes me think you were
S: so then if you already think i was why do you need to ask?
N: to make sure that i dont do something and find out i was getting mixed messages
S: what are you talking about?
N: answer my question, were you jeluz and are you in love with me
S: you answer first
N: was i jeluz? no, am i in love with myself... only sometimes
S: nick
N: sara
S: fine, ok yes i was jeluz
N: i knew it, and what about the other question?

 

S. What about it?
N: Well, are you gonna answer or not?
S: (hopefully) So I have a choice?
N: Of course you have a choice. But if you don't answer I'm going to assume you are in love with me. And I know that it's going to bug you.
S: That's pretty big assuption.
N: Well, what would you do in my position?

 

S: the same thing *blushes*
N: exactly, so either you can not answer and prove me right, or answer and hopefully prove me right
S: but thats not, wait, did you just say hopefully prove you right?
N: shit, did i say that out loud
S: wait, do you mean, oh nicky, you just turned this totally around
N: did not
S: are you in love with me?
N: i'm not answering if you dont
S: then ill just assume you are
N: but
S: two can play this game
N: so lets both not answer and both assume we are in love with each other
S: and that will prove what?
N: that this whole conversation has been a waste of time because neither of us has the balls to answer
S: i like not having balls
N: you know what i mean
S: so, lets both answer on 3 then?
N: ok
N&S: 3, 2, 1

 

Cath breaks in: Hey guys, need help?

 

S: Yes
N: (stays quiet, but smiles as Sara's face showed surprise)
N: I knew it.
S: (smirks) Knew what? I just said that "Yes, we need help."
N: You did not mean that and I know it!
S: I guess you'll never know.
C: I have no idea what you too are talking about...

 

C: So you guys need help or what?
N: Ofcourse!
S: Ofcourse, Nick?
N: Did I said that?
S: You said ofcourse.
C: *gives them both a weird look*
N: I said, ofcourse we need help.
S: You didn't mean that.
C: Guys! Help?
S&N: YES!

 

C: as i said before, whats going on?
N: you dont want to know
C: i'll take your word for it, so, do you need help or not
S: no
C: ok *walks off smirking*
N: you just said we dont need help, and said yes before, and unless cath gave us the help we needed in like 5 seconds when you said yes you meant yes you are in love with me
S: you will never know, and wait, you tricked me before
N: it worked
S: thats not fair, now you have to answer
N: no
S: oh
N: no we didnt need cath's help
S: phew *sigh*
N: what are you so relieved about?
S: what? oh, um, stop looking so smug
N: you give me reason to
S: and how is that
N: well havent the most amazing girl in the world in love with you makes you feel pretty smug
S: i'm lost
N: you
S: so i'm in love with you?
N: i dont know, are you?
S: are you in love with me?
N: on 3?
S: no tricks this time
N: i wouldnt dare
N&S: 3, 2, 1
N: yes
S: *chuckling*
N: omg you tricked me *blushes*
S: so you are in love with me
N: yes
S: good
N: why?
S: coz im in love with you too

 

C. Oh, thank the Lord!
N: Excuse me?
C: You too finally admitting you're in love with each other.
S: I'm lost...
C: I could've told you that ages ago.