^^ Well if you guys are the nuts, then I'm the big...Nut. :lol:
*gives the biggest hug to everyone and almost breaks some ribs*
HA. There, I win.
Thanks for the fantastical reviews everyone!
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CSI Garage, Hummerhome, 7pm
Carly: It smells funny in here.
Jess: Yeah it kind of smells like pinesol and beer.
Carly: ...I hope we never try to sell this thing.
Jess: I thought H was going to sell it.
Carly: WHAT! WHAT! NO! NO ONE APPRISED ME OF THIS!
Jess: Well it's not like we can't get another one.
Katie: *sitting in dinette, starts to giggle*
Carly: *looks at Katie* You're kidding me.
Katie: *lifts keys* Road trip, ladies.
Jess: You're joking me!
Katie: I stole H-man's keys while he was in the jon.
Jess: Ew...Why would you ever want to go in there.
Katie: Well I didn't actually go in. I made a long rope with toilet seat covers and grabbed them from the bottoms of his pants.
Jess: It's still gross.
Katie: Yeah well you have to learn to let go of your inhabitions or....Inhuma...Inhab...Somethings. That thing people get rid of and go get tattoos and stroll around on the beach naked.
Jess: I don't want to stroll around the beach naked.
Katie: Well see what I mean?
Carly: I think that's slightly different than toilet seat covers in the men's room.
Katie: *hops into driver's seat, turns key* Okay let's get rockin'.
Carly: Um you're not driving.
Katie: What? Why not?
Carly: Because you've never even heard of a speed limit.
Katie: HA I only understood half of that word.
Carly: Which means you CAN'T speed.
Katie: Relax, I know you aren't supposed to press on the gas pedal all the way.
Carly: No no, not even half.
Katie: But I don't want to seem like a little old granny tootin' along down Biscayne.
Carly: Toot.
Katie: I can't toot! Those people are going faster than me!
Carly: You're in a friggin' bus!
Katie: Yeah and I have to keep up. *presses gas*
Carly: Don't crash.
Katie: You have no faith in me.
Jess: *closing cabinets* Katie, you know those two lines in the middle of the road?
Katie: Uh huh.
Jess: Yeah you're supposed to stay in them.
Katie: OH so THAT'S what those are for.
Carly: *sits down* Dear lord let the cops stop us.
Katie: What are ruin all of our fun? I don't think so. We're going clubbing at a liquor store.
Carly: Are you insane?
Katie: We're...Not allowed to drink in here?
Carly: Um we're not allowed to drink ANYWHERE unless it has groovy lights and half naked people.
Katie: So we'll buy some christmas lights, turn up the stereo and prance around in our underwear, don't worry about it.
Carly: *frowns*
Katie: OH! There's a Costco! *swerves*
Carly: *screams*
Jess: AH! *falls over*
Costco
Carly: They're actually open this late?
Katie: I HAVE A MEMBERSHIP!
Lady: *stares at Katie* ...That's a McDonalds coupon.
Katie: Picky.
Lady: You can't buy anything unless you have a membership.
Katie: Hmm and how do I purchase said 'membership'
Lady: Customer service.
Katie: Gotcha. *runs*
Carly: Oh lord.
Customer service
Katie: I need a membership.
Man: Okay that will be 70 dollars.
Katie: A-Are you kidding me? I just wanted some Christmas lights.
Man: It's our rules.
Katie: What is this? Some kind of house of horrors version of Wal-Mart? The thing I want is five bucks and you want me to pay you to sell me things.
Man: That's right ma'am. But you're welcome to a complimentary hot dog from our food court.
Katie: *looks at food court* Is that the manager?
Man: Yes ma'am.
Katie: He looks like he's 15.
Man: He'll be 15 in two months.
Katie: *nods slowly* So can I just pay you back for the membership?
Man: You either have the 70 dollars or you don't.
Katie: I have 70 dollars in Monopoly money.
Man: We don't accept gameboard money here.
Katie: *scratches nose* Um...Okay. I'm in a giant building that sells nothing but giant products and to get past go I have to pay 70 dollars.
Man: This isn't Monopoly, this is Costco.
Katie: I'll just browse okay? I promise I won't sit on free parking for too long. *walks away*
Middle of store
Katie: Okay gang, we need Christmas lights.
Carly: No we don't.
Katie: Oh come on it'll be fun. We can decorate the Hummerhome.
Jess: Oh I want to do that! I want to do that!
Katie: *runs down aisles*
Jess: CHEEZ-ITS! A WHOLE AISLE OF CHEEZ-ITS! IN BULK!
Katie: WHAT! *crashes into ladder* AH! *falls* Oh my GOD did anyone else just hear a bunch of angels make an angelic 'aaaaaaah' sound?
Jess: Maybe you have a dent in your head from the fall.
Katie: *stands* I can smell the cheese. Remind me why I don't have a membership for this place?
Jess: Because you're cheap.
Katie: Oh yeah.
Carly: Hey I found the Christmas lights.
Katie: YAY! I knew there was a reason I brought you.
Carly: Um how about because I'm your conscience.
Katie: Yeah well we can deal with that later. *runs into aisle* WOW I didn't know they sold these year round.
Carly: Don't break anything.
Katie: Okay we need blue, green, red, purple, white, yellow, orange, green, did I say green?
Jess: Yeah you said green.
Katie: *grabs boxes*
Jess: Hey we're in aisle five.
Kate: *drops boxes* NO FRICKIN' WAY!
Jess: You're going to have to pay for those.
Katie: AISLE FIVE! WHERE IS THE MUSTARD!
Stockboy: *walks past* Aisle twelve.
Katie: WHAT KIND OF HORROR SHOW IS THIS! *runs to aisle twelve*
Carly: Oh great. *runs*
Aisle twelve
Katie: *grabs mustard*
Carly: What are you doing?
Katie: I'm putting these where they're supposed to go.
Carly: Um they're supposed to go here.
Katie: No. HELP ME I MUST KEEP THE MUSTARD IN AISLE FIVE!
Carly: Take your stupid christmas lights and let's go. I have a membership.
Katie: Why didn't you say anything?
Carly: Because you never stop talking.
Jess: Hey this place has revolving doors.
Carly: Ooh retro.
Katie: I WANNA GO THROUGH FIRST!
Carly: Oh gee, let me pay then. *grabs boxes*
Katie: Thanks. *runs through door* It's like playing jump rope except the doors don't jump and neither do I and there isn't a rope to be seen!
Jess: My turn, my turn! *runs*
Doors creak and stop
Jess: *wide-eyed*
Katie: ....Jess....
Jess: I'M STUCK! THEY JAMMED ON ME!
Katie: Hun, I think you jammed on THEM.
Jess: *frowns* Not funny.
Katie: Man *pulls collar* These inside door thingies don't hold a lot of air.
Jess: At least you're half outside. I'm half INSIDE the store and INSIDE the door.
Katie: Haha you're a poet and didn't know it. Oh look at me go!
Jess: Get me out.
Katie: *pushes Jess' face*
Jess: AH! AH! MY NOSE!
Katie: Well did you want me to push your boobs?
Jess: NO! NOT MY GAZONGAS!
Carly: *walks to door* Oh come on guys, seriously.
Jess: It was Costco's fault! Who puts revolving doors onto a grocery store!
Lady: This is Miami. It's supposed to be that way.
Jess: You people and your stupid doors and fences.
Katie: Okay well why don't we wrap you in christmas lights and call you a greeter? *smiles*
Jess: *glaring*
Katie: ...Be that way.
Airport
Lori: *zips up bag*
Speed: So you're really leaving.
Lori: *sigh* I know you hate goodbyes.
Speed: *nods*
Lori: I have to work this so I'm sorry I couldn't stay longer.
Speed: I understand.
Lori: Besides, I'd probably drive you nuts, and mom drives me nuts.
Speed: Yeah.
Lori: And I have a home in Colombia. I have a fence, a lawn, one of those fountain things too.
Speed: Lori, you don't need to explain it.
Lori: It's just that I wish I could make up for lost time but I have a job and if I could stay, I would for at least a little longer.
Speed: It's your decision.
Lori: *hugs Speed*
Speed: *lifts brow*
Lori: *hugs tighter*
Speed: I'll miss you too, kiddo.
Lori: *sigh*
Speed: *lets go* Okay, you have to go.
Lori: *nods* Yeah. See you around. *grabs bag, leaves*
TBC...............