Road Trip - CSI:Miami - "Crazy Eights"

[Finch]

CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting
CSI:Miami Road Trip 6: One Question. Are We There Yet?
CSI:Miami: RT #5- In God We Trust-All Others Are Suspects
CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way
Warning: Keep All Hands & Feet Inside Hummerhome. #3 RT
CSI:Miami-RT2
CSI:Miami Road Trip

Welcome to the 8th installment of the CSI:Miami Road Trip! This is not an RP. Just little ol' me and my brain hard at work.

Summary: Humour/Satire/Drama/Action. The CSI:Miami team goes along for misadventures in their Hummerhome all around the world. Will they stay for a while at the lab? Will they find themselves sinking in the middle of the ocean? Or will they form newfound relationships, be placed in peril, and magically get saved before dinnertime? Let's find out. Continuation of the 7 previous threads.

Characters: Season two cast. Plus, various TalkCSI members! Again, this is not an RP.

Rating: Within the discretion of the Board Rules, so no worries.

Disclaimer: CBS owns everything. Seriously, they're insane so I wouldn't want to piss them off. *waits to be shot down by the super duper CBS snipers*


Crazy Eights

TWO YEARS LATER. Int. Miami Lab

Horatio: *fiddling with shades*

Calleigh: *walks over* How was your vacation away from everyone?

Horatio: It was fine Calleigh, how was yours?

Calleigh: *smiles* I spent two weeks on the beach, readin' a few books.

Delko: *runs over* H, sorry I'm late. I had to get Alena into the truck.

Calleigh: Oh I haven't seen your daughter in forever!

Delko: Yeah me neither. She gave me two black eyes trying to get her in and out of the vehicle.

Horatio: No worries Eric, I'm just glad you're here.

Delko: Did someone wax the floor? I almost killed myself getting in here.

Calleigh: Eric, you're only wearing socks.

Delko: *looks down at feet* ...I should manage my time better.

Horatio: The joys of fatherhood.

Delko: Tell me about it.

Calleigh: Where's Jess?

Delko: She had to drive Alena to daycare and then she'll be back here.

Horatio: Okay. We have a case.

Delko: We do? I thought you called me here to pack up the Hummerhome and head out.

Horatio: Unfortunately that will have to wait until we solve the case.

Delko: But...That shouldn't take more than an hour right? I mean...Right?

Calleigh: What do you think this is, a TV show?

Delko: *lifts brow* Yeah.

Calleigh: Oh come on Horatio, I don't want my vacation to end! Let's go!

Horatio: Yelina won't be happy.

Calleigh: Oh she never looks happy. It's always "Ray Jr. this and Ray Jr. that." You know what? I've been working here forever and I've never even seen Ray Jr. I think he's a fake kid.

Horatio: He's real.

Calleigh: Pfft, says you. I'll know it when I see it.

Delko: Isn't he the chunky kid?

Horatio: Guys...

Delko: Well I want to know now.

Calleigh: Wait, wasn't he the one with the uni-brow?

Horatio: Okay here's what will happen. Both of you will stop your mouths from moving and you'll go over the case together.

Delko: No way! I wanted to work solo.

Calleigh: And I want to go back on vacation. Wait, you don't want to work with me?

Delko: What? I never said that.

Calleigh: You said you wanted to work solo.

Delko: Yeah but that doesn't mean I don't want to work with you.

Calleigh: I think the definition of the word is to be by yourself. *gasp* You hate me! Meanie! *slaps Delko*

Delko: OW! Horatio she's hitting me!

Horatio: Hit her back.

Delko: ...What? No.

Calleigh: Horatio, that's a terrible thing to say.

Delko: *slaps Calleigh*

Calleigh: *GASP* You suck. *kicks Delko*

Delko: OW! *pinches Calleigh*

Calleigh: OW! *pinches Delko*

Delko: OW! *pinches Calleigh*

Calleigh: OW! *pinches Delko*

Delko: OW! *pinches Calleigh*

Horatio: *rubs eyes* I should have just started the Hummerhome.

Calleigh: YAY! Can we go?

Delko: No. *pinches Calleigh*

Calleigh: OW! *slaps Delko*

Delko: OW! *slaps Calleigh*

Calleigh: OW! *slaps Delko*

Horatio: Both of you stop it.

Calleigh: NO WAY! IT WAS DELEKTORSKY'S FAULT!

Delko: HEY DON'T....FULL...NAME ME!

Calleigh: *pinches Delko* I can if I want. *runs*

Delko: HEY! *runs*

Both CSIs running around Horatio

Horatio: Okay, Jesus is getting dizzy. *holds head*

Delko: *trips* AH! *falls down*

Calleigh: Oh yeah! That's right! HA! I win.

Delko: That's not fair.

Speed: *walks over* Eric, stop sniffing the floor.

Delko: It smells like shoes.

Horatio: You got something for me Speed?

Speed: Well I just went into the garage to see if I could find anyone, and I found this. *hands over object*

Horatio: *grabs object* What is it?

Speed: A GMC decal.

Horatio: So?

Speed: So your Hummerhome's falling apart.

Horatio: *wide-eyed*

Speed: It's...Kind of old, H.

Horatio: ...MOVE IT! FIX THE HUMMERHOME! DOUBLE TIME!

Delko: Yes sir! *runs away*

Speed: ...

Calleigh: ...

Horatio: ...

Delko: *runs back* Where's it parked again?

Horatio/Calleigh/Speed: Garage.

Delko: Oh. Do I need a hammer or something?

Calleigh: Well if we're going to fix it, sure.

Horatio: And we're doing it...*puts on shades* Miami style.

TBC...............

 

[cainesugar]

Oh! Yay! New thread! *does new thread dance* Love it so far! Keep up the awesomtasicamzing work Geni!

 

[Tristianna]

Teehee. This is funny. I will have to read a few other installments to play catch up, but this is cool.

 

[saraholic]

That update was too funny. :lol:

*cries* I miss the old thread. *shrugs* WOOHOO! for the new one.

Update soon.

 

[Dragonfly]

Yay! New thread! And what a great start! That was great Geni. Eric and Jess have a daughter! Poor hummerhome. Will they be able to fix it? Will they have to get a new one? So many possibilities!

 

[Finch]

Welcome to the thread Tristianna. Make yourself at home!

And welcome back to everyone else.

Written On The Pages

Garage

Horatio: *places hands on hips* Okay, get cracking everyone. We have to fix this Hummerhome before it's too late.

Speed: ...What happens after it's too late?

Horatio: ...I never really thought about that. I just hear it on movies all the time, but the hero always gets there before it's too late.

Speed: So...Wouldn't that make it never too late?

Horatio: Well, there are some movies where the character doesn't win.

Speed: Name one.

Horatio: Armageddon.

Speed: What are you talking about? They won.

Horatio: Bruce Willis didn't. It was too late for him.

Speed: Yeah but he still detonated the rock before it was too late, making it never too late for the hero to save the day.

Horatio: So saying 'before it's too late' won't make sense because we're the heros therefore it'll never be too late.

Speed: Exactly.

Horatio: *nods* Good.

Calleigh/Delko: ...

Horatio: The roof's caving in. Eric, fix it.

Delko: How?

Horatio: You put in the stairs.

Delko: Yeah but I didn't put in the roof. Shouldn't you take this to a dealer or something?

Horatio: NO! THEY'LL RIP OFF MY IDEA!

Delko: They don't care about your idea.

Horatio: Some people might.

Calleigh: *looking at hands* My nails are so pretty though. *stomps foot* I can't help!

Speed: Suck it up princess, everyone has to help.

Calleigh: *narrows eyes* I can't.

Speed: Why?

Calleigh: Because...My nails. I already told you.

Speed: How did you ever become a CSI?

Calleigh: I'll have you know, the latex gloves protect my nails.

Speed: So wear gloves.

Calleigh: I don't want to.

Speed: You're just saying that because you don't want to have to mess up your hair and get dirt on your clothes.

Calleigh: I've been on the beach for two weeks! You can't blame a girl for wanting to stay pretty.

Speed: *shakes head*

Delko: *elbows Speed* Hey, we have one up on H and Cal.

Speed: Why did you elbow me?

Delko: To get your attention. But we are so much more superior.

Speed: Why?

Delko: We're married.

Speed: Not to each other.

Delko: *laughs* No, other women.

Calleigh: *slaps Eric* Stop taunting me. I'm alone and pathetic.

Speed: Look, no one's alone and pathetic. Just get to work and let's fix this giant rust bucket.

Calleigh: THERE'S RUST?

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Horatio: *climbs onto roof* Oh man I feel like a monkey. Climbing feels great! *raises fists*

Roof crumbles

Horatio: AHH! *falls through*

Delko: ...You okay?

Horatio: *walks out side door* I'm perfect. I'm awesome. I'm Horatio Caine.

Speed: Great.

Delko: This Hummerhome is hopeless. Utterly, utterly hopeless.

Calleigh: You know what else has utters?

Delko: COWS!

Calleigh: *high-fives Eric* That's right!

Speed: You two are so childish.

Jess: *walks in* I knew I'd find you guys in here.

Delko: *turns around* Hey.

Jess: Someone wants to see you.

Alena: *runs over* DA!

Delko: *laughs* Come here you. *grabs Alena*

Alena: *giggles*

Calleigh: *smiles* Oh what a sweetie. *waves* Hi!

Alena: *waves shyly*

Delko: She's a little shy.

Alena: *hugs Eric*

Delko: Hey, Lena, check out the giant Hummerhome!

Alena: *looks at Hummerhome* ...

Delko: What do you think?

Alena: *shakes head* Ew.

Delko: Yeah it needs some work.

Speed: It needs more than work Eric, it needs Xzibit.

Delko: Why? So he can get shot in the arm again?

Speed: I was going for 'Pimp My Ride', but sure, suck all the fun out of it.

Alena: *points to Speed, giggles*

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Delko: *smirks* You want to watch her for a while?

Speed: *grabs pipe* God no. I hate kids.

Delko: Yeah well be that way then. *puts Alena on floor* Okay honey, daddy has to work on the giant thingie now.

Alena: HUMMERHOME!

Delko: That's right.

Alena: Hee.

Delko: *kneels* You want to help?

Alena: *nods*

Delko: Okay. *hands over tool box* Here, hold this.

Alena: *drops tool box*

Delko: Alright so it's a little heavy. How about you just hand me the tools, okay?

Alena: *smiles, nods*

Delko: Can you find me the screwdriver?

Alena: *shakes head*

Delko: *smiles* Try. It's big.

Alena: Um...*grabs hammer*

Delko: Nope, that's the hammer but you're close.

Alena: *grabs screwdriver*

Delko: There we are! You found it!

Alena: *giggles*

Delko: Great job sweetheart.

Alena: *smiling* Yay!

Delko: After we're done here, we'll go out for lunch, okay?

Alena: *hugs Eric* I love you daddy.

Speed: *drops pipe* DAMNIT!

Everyone: *looks at Speed*

Speed: *clears throat* I mean...Oops.

Delko: Watch your language around the kid, geez.

Speed: *frowning* Sorry.

Delko: Is your foot okay?

Speed: It's fine.

Calleigh: You know what, I'll take Alena to the lounge and find her something to do for a while. Plus, it'll give me something productive to do.

Delko: Go ahead.

Calleigh: *smiles* Lena, are you ready to go have some fun now?

Alena: YAY!

Calleigh: *grabs her hand* Okay, let's go.

Calleigh/Alena leave

Delko: *walks over to Hummerhome* What's your problem? I don't want to expose her to that kind of language.

Speed: She's bound to learn it anyway.

Delko: Well I don't want her to yet.

Speed: You should lighten up a little and stop being such a tight ass around your kids.

Delko: *frowns* I'm a good father.

Speed: I didn't say you weren't.

Delko: You think you can tell me how to look after my daughter?

Speed: No.

Delko: Don't swear around her.

Speed: Great, I'll have to yell "CORN PUFFS" everytime so that your daughter is sheltered for the next five or six years. I'm sure she'll learn to live with the dirty words.

Delko: That's not the point.

Speed: You know what Eric, forget about it.

Delko: Fine.

Speed: *grabs hammer*

Delko: *fiddles with screwdriver*

Speed: ...

Delko: ...

Speed: *rolls eyes* She's cute.

Delko: Thanks man, that was big of you.

Speed: *angry sigh*

Lounge

Calleigh: Okay, have a cookie.

Alena: ...

Calleigh: It's alright, it won't ruin your appetite.

Alena: *eats cookie*

Calleigh: *smiles* So what do you want to do?

Alena: COLOR!

Calleigh: *laughs* Well I think we can do that for you.

Carly: *walks in* Oh, I see this is the playpen these days, huh. Hi Alena!

Alena: *waves shyly*

Carly: I brought Ethan over.

Calleigh: Oh great! Alena, your friend Ethan is here.

Alena: Mhm. *coloring*

Ethan: *hugging Carly's leg*

Carly: It's okay honey, you can go see her. You want to colour?

Ethan: *shakes head*

Carly: *sigh* Come on, go have fun. Mum needs to rest.

Ethan: No.

Carly: Yes.

Ethan: No.

Carly: Ethan...

Ethan: ...Fine. *walks over, sits on couch*

Calleigh: *smiles* Hi Ethan! Now how old are you?

Ethan: *shrugs*

Calleigh: You don't know how old you are?

Ethan: *lifts two fingers*

Calleigh: YAY! *claps*

Ethan: *smirks*

Carly: Cait! For crying out loud. I said no more soda!

Cait: *runs in* Sorry mum.

Carly: Come help your brother get his crayons.

Cait: Okay. *walks over to couch*

Calleigh: So Cait, how are you?

Cait: *sits on couch* Good. *grabs crayons*

Alena: *scribbling*

Carly: We should run a daycare in here.

Calleigh: Yeah I think Jess decided it was better to bring Alena here rather than a daycare.

Carly: I called her on her way over. I said I was bringing Ethan and Cait.

Alena: *gives picture to Cait* Look!

Cait: *looks down at picture* It's scribbles.

Alena: Hee!

Cait: Hey can I colour too?

Alena: YUP!

Calleigh: Cait, you're very grown up for an 7 year old.

Cait: I'm gonna be 8 next month.

Calleigh: Oooh, I'm going to have to get you a present!

Ethan: *pushes Alena* NO!

Alena: *starts to cry*

Carly: Good lord. I should have known a Speedle and a Delko wouldn't get along.

Alena: *throws crayon at Ethan*

Ethan: *frowning*

Calleigh: *laughing* Man I love kids.

Carly: Ethan, no hitting.

Ethan: *pouts*

Carly: *sigh* You want another time out?

Ethan: NO!

Carly: Don't yell at me.

Ethan: NO!

Speed: *walks in* Cal, H needs you in the garage. He's trying to put a gun rack in.

Calleigh: Is he done repairs?

Ethan: *pushes Alena*

Alena: *screaming*

Speed: No, he's not done.

Carly: Ethan! Get over here!

Ethan: NO!

Calleigh: *stands, walks over* Okay I'll go see what he needs.

Speed: Yeah but I wouldn't get too concerned about it, he's just planning th-

Ethan: STUPID! *kicks Alena*

Alena: *crying*

Calleigh: I'll go see what he needs, Tim.

Speed: Yeah.

Ethan: *screaming*

Calleigh: *sigh* Oh boy. Tantrums.

Carly: Tim, do something.

Speed: Uh, he's yours.

Carly: I'm not loud enough.

Speed: *sigh*

Ethan: *throwing crayons* STUPID!

Speed: HEY!

Ethan: *looks at Speed*

Speed: KNOCK IT OFF!

Ethan: *puts down crayon*

Speed: You comin', Cal?

Calleigh: Yeah.

Speed/Calleigh leave

Carly: Cait, make sure your brother doesn't hurt Alena again. I'll be right back.

Cait: No problem mum.

TBC..............

 

[Wyoming]

Jess: Someone wants to see you.

Alena: *runs over* DA!

Delko: *laughs* Come here you. *grabs Alena*

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DA! that's SO friggin adorable! I love having little kids in the RT!!! Man, Carly's son is the devil! lol. Poor Alena, Ethan kicked her and now she's all crying and all. How cute is it though, I LOOOOOOOOVE Daddy Delko! He's adorable! Example:

Delko: Can you find me the screwdriver?

Alena: *shakes head*

Delko: *smiles* Try. It's big.

Alena: Um...*grabs hammer*

Delko: Nope, that's the hammer but you're close.

Alena: *grabs screwdriver*

Delko: There we are! You found it!

Alena: *giggles*

Delko: Great job sweetheart.

SEE! SEE!?!?! He's a great father! I figured he would be, Alena sure does seem to be a daddy's girl though. MAN why can't she be a momma's girl? lol That's alright, when she gets into her teens, she'll love me! She'll love me I say! At least.....I hope *sniffle*

Great update Geni! I love what you've done with the kids!

 

[carlz31]

YAY! NEW THREAD NEW THREAD! *dances* Hee.

Delko: Did someone wax the floor? I almost killed myself getting in here.

Calleigh: Eric, you're only wearing socks.

Delko: *looks down at feet* ...I should manage my time better.

Oh Eric...you know somethings wrong or you need A LOT more time if you go to work without shoes and don't even notice it :lol:

Horatio: Yelina won't be happy.

Calleigh: Oh she never looks happy. It's always "Ray Jr. this and Ray Jr. that." You know what? I've been working here forever and I've never even seen Ray Jr. I think he's a fake kid.

Horatio: He's real.

Calleigh: Pfft, says you. I'll know it when I see it.

Delko: Isn't he the chunky kid?

Horatio: Guys...

Delko: Well I want to know now.

Calleigh: Wait, wasn't he the one with the uni-brow?

No, now he's the one that was on House...I can't think of any other way to describe him...*waits for universe to implode*...nothing? good. *nods*

Calleigh: NO WAY! IT WAS DELEKTORSKY'S FAULT!

Delko: HEY DON'T....FULL...NAME ME!

Calleigh: *pinches Delko* I can if I want. *runs*

Delko: HEY! *runs*

Both CSIs running around Horatio

Horatio: Okay, Jesus is getting dizzy. *holds head*

Ok, Horatio still has his God complex...and there are still no sign of the men in the white coats *looks around*...well, I'm sure they'll be here soon

Aww, Alena is so cute...and SO IS ETHAN! Yeah, I said it Jess Geez, just because my Speedle kid doesn't get along with your Delko kid...and besides, they're two...thats kinda what two year olds do...not that I ever did that

Ethan: *hugging Carly's leg*

See, he's just shy...and thats so cute! it really is...Awww.

Ethan: *smirks*

HEE! JUST LIKE SPEEDY!...ok, when I first read that, all I could see was Speedy in Invasion...AWWWW (even though he's Josh's kid *looks at Geni*)

Carly: Good lord. I should have known a Speedle and a Delko wouldn't get along.

Couldn't have put it better myself...well, I did, kinda because it's me...but it's actually Geni...but I said it...I mean, RT me said it...*rubs head* ok, I'm confused...best not think about it too much :lol:

Carly: Cait, make sure your brother doesn't hurt Alena again. I'll be right back.

Cait: No problem mum.

HAHA, That still cracks me up...they're so AUSTRALIAN! Awww, how Aussie. I'm so proud of my fake children *nods*


Hey Jess, at least he didn't throw a shoe at her, like the grown up Speedles and Delkos ...Maybe thats later in life :lol:

anyways, please update soon!

and ETHAN IS NOT THE DEVIL! *looks at Jess*

 

[Hunter]

YAY! 8 FORUMS! Congrats Geni! (It's going to take a while to read every post of yours in 7 other topics... I better get cracking.)

Both CSIs running around Horatio

Horatio: Okay, Jesus is getting dizzy. *holds head*

*snicker* He's still got it.

Horatio: And we're doing it...*puts on shades* Miami style.

YAY! I LOVE it when we do it that style!

Horatio: Well, there are some movies where the character doesn't win.

Speed: Name one.

Horatio: Armageddon.

Speed: What are you talking about? They won.

Horatio: Bruce Willis didn't. It was too late for him.

Oh! Oh ho ho! Burn Bruce! BURN!!

Horatio: *walks out side door* I'm perfect. I'm awesome. I'm Horatio Caine.

Oh yes. Yes you are. *smiles affectionately*

Calleigh: *smiles* Oh what a sweetie. *waves* Hi!

Alena: *waves shyly*

Aww! That's so cute! (I have a neice named Alena. Say it with a russian accent, it sounds great)

Delko: Why? So he can get shot in the arm again?

Speed: I was going for 'Pimp My Ride', but sure, suck all the fun out of it.

Oh that would be SO hilarious! I wonder what Horatio would say.

"Yo wasup N*****??"
H: ".....What language are you speaking?"

Alena: *giggles*

Delko: Great job sweetheart.

That is incredably cute! *huggles*

Speed: *walks in* Cal, H needs you in the garage. He's trying to put a gun rack in.

....And whats wrong with that??

This is GREAT Geni! We love you and your whole fic! We'll never get tired of it! Congrats! *pops champaigne bottle* *clinks heard background*

 

[cainesugar]

Oh wow that was so awesome! I loved Ethan and Alena! PLEASE update soon! Like, now, maybe?

 

[saraholic]

Awwwww....Attack of the adorable kids. :lol:

Update Soon.

 

[Hunter]

I'm not going to ask to update soon, since she has, and well....she already has. I'm givin' her a break. (And i'm to busy watching No Man's Land again!!)

 

[Finch]

*raises champagne glass* It's great to be back with all of you.

:lol: Hunter.

Just Look At Me

Garage

Calleigh: Horatio...A gun rack isn't going to fit right over the driver's seat. Besides, I think this is illegal in 48 states.

Horatio: Then we'll go to the two states where it isn't illegal.

Calleigh: *shakes head*

Speed: Maybe you can put it under the floor and it'll pop out.

Horatio: Oh like one of those pop-out ones.

Speed: ....No. My sentence was meant to be the exact opposite.

Calleigh: Hmm...If we take this part off, it might work.

Horatio: NO! That's the best part!

Speed: Ivory handles?

Horatio: It's very decorative.

Speed: I don't think you should be worried about decoration.

Calleigh: And why are we even using a gun rack?

Horatio: You never know when we'll need an artillery to beat an army.

Calleigh: How many armies are you planning on going up against?

Horatio: Depends who wants a piece of me.

Speed: No one wants any piece of you.

Horatio: What if I tasted like a cookie?

Ethan: *peers over from behind door, snickers*

Calleigh: *looks back*

Speed: *looks back*

Horatio: Who's laughing at me?

Calleigh: I think we have a wee visitor.

Speed: *looks back at Horatio* H, you can't put a gun rack in that's this huge. You'll be arrested.

Horatio: Nonsense. I'm Horatio Caine, therefore I cannot be arrested....In two states.

Calleigh: *whispers* Hey Ethan, what are you doing here?

Ethan: *runs*

Calleigh: *sigh*

Speed: Isn't Carly supposed to be watching her kids?

Calleigh: I'll go find him. *leaves*

Horatio: *rubs chin* What would happen if I stuck it on the ceiling?

Speed: Paranoia.

Outside Hummerhome

Calleigh: Ethan! *walks around* Ethan!

Ethan: *hides behind Hummerhome*

Calleigh: *smiles* Ethan, hi.

Ethan: *staring at Calleigh*

Calleigh: It's okay.

Ethan: *runs*

Calleigh: Ethan!

Ethan: *hides under work bench*

Calleigh: Come on, it's okay.

Ethan: *shakes head*

Calleigh: Why? What's wrong?

Ethan: *stares at Calleigh*

Calleigh: You just want to be alone, away from the icky girls, right?

Ethan: *nods*

Calleigh: You want to spend some time with the boys?

Ethan: *nods*

Calleigh: *smiles* Okay, come on. *grabs Ethan's hand*

Hummerhome

Horatio: *turns around* Whoa, hey what's he doing here?

Calleigh: He had enough of the girls. Must be tough being the only boy.

Speed: *fiddling with gun rack* He'll get used to it.

Ethan: *hides behind Calleigh*

Calleigh: Aw, what a sweetheart.

Horatio: *kneels* So Ethan, do you want to help me?

Ethan: *nods*

Horatio: I'll show you how to put in a gun rack.

Ethan: *lifts brow*

Horatio: It'll be fun! Come on.

Ethan: *clings to Calleigh*

Horatio: He sure is a boy of many words.

Calleigh: I think he's just shy. Aren't you?

Ethan: *hides face in Calleigh's leg*

Calleigh: Awww. I WANT ONE! *sqee*

Speed: *angry sigh* Cal, are you going to help or not?

Calleigh: I am helping.

Speed: You're standing there.

Calleigh: Hey, I already told Horatio he couldn't put a gun rack in here.

Horatio: Oh don't you worry. I'll make it legal, and I'll make it fit.

Calleigh: First of all, you can't change the laws no matter how hard you blink, scream, or wave your shades. Secondly, it won't fit. You put ivory handles on it. No one puts ivory handles on ANYTHING.

Horatio: ...Why must you bust my dream bubbles into a million suds?

Ethan: *snickers*

Calleigh: Oh I want one.

Speed: Can we get the kid out of here please? We're trying to work.

Calleigh: He's fine.

Speed: He'll get hurt. Get him out.

Calleigh: I'm not going to let him get hurt.

Speed: Cal, get him out.

Calleigh: What's your problem? Just because Lori died, doesn't mean every kid will get hurt. I know enough to keep a child safe.

Speed: ....You're right, I'm sorry.

Calleigh: Apology accepted.

Speed: *opens toolbox*

Ethan: *walks over, sits in dinette booth*

Speed: *grabs hammer*

Ethan: Hi.

Speed: *frowning*

Ethan: *frowns*

Speed: *looks at Ethan*

Ethan: *crosses arms*

Speed: *leaves*

Calleigh: *sigh* I'll kick his butt.

Horatio: He left with my hammer.

TBC...........

 

[carlz31]

Awww, see Jessie, I told you he's not the devil...the only reason he was mean to Alena was because she's an 'icky girl' :lol: AWW HE'S JUST SO CUTE!

Horatio: *kneels* So Ethan, do you want to help me?

Ethan: *nods*

Horatio: I'll show you how to put in a gun rack.

Ethan: *lifts brow*

Horatio: It'll be fun! Come on.

Ethan: *clings to Calleigh*

Horatio: He sure is a boy of many words.

Ha! *raises fist* There's one child who doesn't immediately warm to and confide in Horatio...haha

Calleigh: I think he's just shy. Aren't you?

Ethan: *hides face in Calleigh's leg*

AWW THAT'S SO CUTE! poor little guy, Speed's probably scaring him...or not...I dunno *shakes head* Oh Speedy.

Hmm, I wonder why Speedy is acting all...evasive. Maybe it's because of Lori...maybe it's some other reason. or maybe it's just because of Lori and I just sound like a rambling idiot....*cough* anyways...

please update soon!

 

[Bullet_Girl]

Wow that it pretty awesome! I love the bit where Ethan hides his face in Cal's leg

Hmmmm......Speed probably is scaring him :lol: