Road Trip - CSI:Miami - "Crazy Eights"

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OH MAN I LOVE KATIE! She kicks ass. This is great, we have messageboard references, Myspace, Youtube (the best thing since internet) and MSN. I love it! RT goes technogeek.

I have to hear about the spying soon! It'll drive me nuts! *places soft objects around chair* *sigh* And I got to chat on MSN with Ryan! What's his SN Geni?
Well, I got to talk to Speed. And find out about Katie. HAHA poor Horatio! Going out with TrixyMoonBeam0101 (which is a very cool SN for an old lady) Can't wait for a super-sexy date!

Update soon Geni! Glad you're feeling better! *waves RT flag*
 
That was flat hiliarious!! Katie...., when bored, watch out world!!! Horatio on myspace, now i've heard it all...maybe :D Katie that was crucial posting his undies and then set him up on a blind date. She could be a psycho or something. I'm laying ten down on that right now. Katie hooked H up with a psycho... Man, that is rib crackin... :lol:


I stil love lily,..even though she's getting too close to the Speed/Katie factor. But that's okay,she's new and she really doesn't know the full story. Can't wait to see how she reacts when she does find out. ;)


I can't wait, simply can't wait until H goes on his blind date. With Katie spying, it ought to be one big hilairous hootnany... I'm trying to save myself for that.

Awesome job, Geni!!
 
omg i was totally laughing at both of the chapters!!
Katie taking a pic of H's butt is hilarious!!
and then posting it on myspace!?!?
wow
i wish taht really happened!
 
Oh man the two things I think that are morally wrong, myspace and youtube and look at me go i'm just usin them up! And hey there Mr. Speedle I'll have you know that I do have some brains up there in that big head of air. That was a little harsh. And hmmm...that little part with Speed and Lilly was interesting.

*sighs* I am the Queen of the Spider people! I am so glad I had my camera ready to take a picture of H man's underwear. And I love how he jumps on me and Eric says he'd save H man. lol.


And god Lori cracks me up. I loved that whole comment about he made two women go crazy. I also think that something else is bothering Anni. Not just the whole baby thing.

Only time will tell I guess. Update soon please!
 
Thank you for the lovely reviews. :D

And I'm glad I'm feeling better too. :p *hugs for all*

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Restaurant, 9pm

Horatio: *sitting at table*

Woman: *walks over* Horatio Caine?

Horatio: *stands* Ma'am.

Woman: Tina, actually.

Horatio: *nods* Have a seat.

Tina: *sits* You look different from your...Photograph. *smiles*

Horatio: ...Well I don't normally have many photographs taken of myself.

Tina: It shows.

Horatio: Um...Excuse me, but...I don't remember you.

Tina: Oh well we didn't speak that much so it's alright. I just thought that since we had some things in common that you'd like to go for dinner. I didn't know you were in the area.

Horatio: I'm just passing through.

Booth, across restaurant

Katie: *holding menu up to face* Are they having fun?

Delko: ...H has fun?

Katie: I mean are they hitting it off.

Delko: I can't tell. All I can see is red hair very close to a high-burning candle.

Katie: *slaps Eric*

Delko: What?

Katie: Pay attention to them, not the candle.

Table

Horatio: So...How are you doing?

Tina: Pretty well. You?

Horatio: I'm fine. Perfectly fine.

Tina: You know, the last time I spoke to you, you were a little more extroverted.

Horatio: Um...I guess it's been a while.

Tina: *lifts brow*

Booth

Katie: What are they talking about? What are they talking about?

Delko: How am I supposed to know? I don't have X-ray ears.

Katie: X-ray ears? How can you hear with X-rays?

Delko: I can't. I don't have them.

Katie: If you did, how would that be possible?

Delko: I don't know.

Katie: Oh, oh, Horatio's looking around. *lifts menu more*

Delko: *lifts menu*

Katie: Do they see us?

Delko: I don't know, I can't see through paper. Oh, they have the filet mignon.

Katie: *slaps Eric*

Delko: OW.

Table

Horatio: I'm sorry but...I can't quite place you. When did we meet again?

Tina: ...This afternoon. Don't you remember? TrixyMoonBeam.

Horatio: *lifts brow*

Tina: I said you had a cute butt.

Horatio: ...*frowns* Really.

Tina: Yes. Then you messaged me back, told me you were in the area and then said we should meet up.

Horatio: *sigh* I'm sorry but that wasn't me. You must have been mislead.

Tina: *smiles* No way, I'd recognize that tush anywhere.

Horatio: No. That was me but...It wasn't.

Tina: You have a twin or something?

Horatio: *rolls eyes*

Booth

Katie: Horatio looks mad. Abort mission, abort mission.

Delko: Who are you talking to?

Katie: I don't know. I saw it in the movies.

Delko: Which movie?

Katie: I can't remember.

Delko: Was it any good?

Katie: Probably. I actually sat through it.

Delko: Hey maybe we can look it up on Youtube.

Katie: And type what? "Movie Katie saw"? You'd probably get porn.

Delko: Oooh.

Katie: *slaps Eric*

Delko: Ow.

Street, Miami, 10pm

Ryan: *walks over* What's up?

Avery: *points to body* Found a wallet on the guy. His name's Ernest.

Ryan: *looks down*

Avery: ME isn't here yet but it looks like a gunshot wound to the head killed him as if we had any doubt.

Ryan: You find anything at the scene?

Avery: I just got here.

Ryan: *grabs cellphone, dials* He was in prison, how did he get his wallet?

Avery: Cops have access to it, not prisoners.

TBC................
 
:lol: Poor Horatio. That was the most awkward date ever, Ioved it. 'I'd recognize that tush anywhere.' :lol: Katie rocks.

Avery's back! Was thinking she fell off the face of the earth. As well as Riley. Come to think of it, we haven't seen a lot of people lately. Well that's what happens with a coupld hundred (give or take) characters.

Great update Geni! Loved the whole date, update soon!
 
:lol: Poor Horatio, being set up like that. I love Katie-"Abort mission. Abort mission."

Too funny. I love the chapter. Update soon. :D
 
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION! Oh my good lord that cracked me up too no end! And that does sound like something I would so say too. lol. But ohhh Carrot Top's mad. Ouch I have a feeling meand Delkipoo are going to be getting into a whole lot of trouble.

Update soon
 
Oh man, Katie’s bringing the world a side of Horatio that no one ever thought existed; a diary, polka dot underwear, what else is Horatio hiding? *gasp* Could he secretly have a stuffed bear as well?!?! With mini sunglasses?!?! And a mini Hummer?!?! :eek: :lol: Aww man, but what an awkward date; I mean, Tina only knows his rear end, and Horatio wasn’t even the one who posted the picture. Naughty Katie, such an evil genius. Abort the mission before H-man catches you girl! :lol:

Aww, Anni and Speed had a fight, but they made up again, so all is good. Anni, Speed does have to bring home the money and you shouldn’t be stressing yourself, but Speed really should also be spending some more time at home, and should be more sympathetic to Anni’s needs (I mean, she just kind of had a baby, and I’m sure she would appreciate some help). I think they need to compromise and meet in the middle, because they both want to be the strong supportive one in the family, and it’s leading to these little disagreements.

Ha ha, Lilly and Ryan on MSN; are they even allowed to be on that at work? It does provide an excellent source of communication though. And hey look, Avery! Just keep Josh away, he’s had enough angst as it is.

Great stuff Geni, and I’m glad you’re feeling better. Can’t wait for more! :D
 
:lol: Thanks for the reviews. :D

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Restaurant, 10:30pm

Horatio: *walks over to booth, places hands on hips*

Delko: *hiding behind menu* ...Do you think he spotted us?

Katie: Nah, he's just looking for a waiter or a condom, I'm sure.

Horatio: *pulls menu away*

Katie: WHOA, Horatio what are you doing here? What are the odds we'd be eating at the same place? *laughs*

Horatio: *frowning*

Katie: By the expression on your face I can tell that you've been having an excellent time. I see you were with a lady friend.

Horatio: You have five seconds to explain to me what you were trying to do.

Katie: Me? Oh I was just eating dinner. How about you?

Horatio: You set me up with a stranger.

Katie: That's usually how blind dates go.

Horatio: I wasn't looking for a date.

Katie: Oh. Well..You're in your 50s, aren't you looking to settle down sometime?

Horatio: No.

Katie: Why not? I've been around the world and back and look how I turned out.

Horatio: You really want me to respond to that?

Katie: No sir.

Horatio: And Eric. Shame on you.

Delko: *playing with corner of menu* She drugged me and took me here against my will.

Katie: I DID NOT! *slaps Eric*

Delko: OW!

Horatio: Eric go back to the Hummerhome and think about what you did.

Delko: Yes sir. *leaves*

Horatio: *sits down* You want to tell me what's going on?

Katie: Nothing's going on. I was just having fun.

Horatio: You've been different ever since you got out of the hospital.

Katie: What hospital?

Horatio: The drugs.

Katie: Oh.

Horatio: Are you still taking them?

Katie: Of course not. I feel a lot better.

Horatio: Good. That's good. So how are things going?

Katie: What do you mean?

Horatio: With life, how is everything going?

Katie: ...Is this just because I took a picture of your butt?

Horatio: As I recall, the last person who used to act this way was Anni.

Katie: ...Your point.

Horatio: She seems to have matured.

Katie: What, and I'm still stuck at this level or something? I don't think it's a competition of who can grow up first.

Horatio: You seem to have fallen backward into this mentality.

Katie: So? Maybe I realized that once I didn't kill myself with drugs that I'm fine and should live life the way I want to.

Horatio: Posting pictures of my behind on Myspace isn't on most people's list.

Katie: *shrugs* So I have a weird list.

Horatio: Is this about S-

Katie: No.

Horatio: I'm just concerned about you, that's all.

Katie: And you automatically assume it's because of Speed?

Horatio: You mean your behavior.

Katie: Yeah.

Horatio: I think you miss him.

Katie: *angry sigh*

Horatio: It was your choice to get divorced, maybe you regret it.

Katie: You'd make a good therapist, you know that?

Horatio: *smirks*

Katie: I'm fine, really. I've just accepted that he's not...As part of my life as he used to be. I'm a little more free.

Horatio: *nods* I understand.

Katie: I promise I won't post any more pictures of you.

Horatio: Good idea. *stands* Come on, let's head back. *extends hand*

Katie: *grabs Horatio's hand* Thanks.

Street, Miami, 11pm

Lilly: *rubs eye* Remind me why I'm here again.

Ryan: Crime scene.

Lilly: Let the night shift handle it. I'm going to take a nap on the pavement.

Ryan: It's evidence.

Lilly: Sleep trumps evidence.

Ryan: No it doesn't.

Lilly: *sigh* Ah who cares about a gunshot victim.

Ryan: We do.

Lilly: There is no we in you.

Ryan: Lil, you're getting overtime for this.

Lilly: I'm up, I'm up. So who is the guy that got us out of bed?

Ryan: His name's Ernest. Or...Well, was.

Lilly: So why's he special?

Ryan: He was put in prison a while back for kidnapping. The team spent weeks trying to catch him.

Lilly: Well looks like someone caught him once and for all. *kneels* Take a look at this.

Ryan: What did you find?

Lilly: Looks like a piece of plastic.

Ryan: It's a road.

Lilly: Roads aren't made out of plastic.

Ryan: ...I know that. Cars are.

Lilly: No, actually the panneling on some cars and headlights are.

Ryan: *crosses arms* Your point?

Lilly: This might have come from the getaway vehicle.

Ryan: How?

Lilly: Speed bumps all across the road. He could have bottomed out and the trace landed here.

Ryan: Drive-by shooting?

Lilly: Maybe. *looks at plastic* Dark blue.

Ryan: Can you get a make off of it?

Lilly: *smiles* Ryan I can do anything. *stands*

Ryan: *smiles* Of course you can.

Alexx: *walks over* Got a call out. This our guy?

Ryan: Yeah. Male, age 30, gunshot wound to the head.

Alexx: *lifts Ernest's head* Bullet's still in the cranium, suggesting long range shot.

Lilly: That's consistant with a drive-by.

Ryan: So we have a dark blue vehicle and a dead guy in the street. How did he get out of prison?

Alexx: Honey, don't get ahead of yourself.

Lilly: Yeah we should work the evidence right now.

Ryan: ...Sorry for thinking outloud. *opens kit*

Lilly: *shines flashlight* So where's Lori?

Ryan: She went back to Colombia.

Lilly: That sucks.

Ryan: *shrugs* That's what she wanted.

Lilly: You must miss her.

Ryan: We were friends.

Lilly: Right.

Ryan: What?

Lilly: Nothing.

Ryan: Fine.

Alexx: *shakes head*

TBC.............
 
:lol: Ryan. Aww, Lori's gone (how much you wanna bet she'll be back?) and poor Ryan is sad. *hugs Ryan* But Katie! Oh Horatio does make a good therapist, but he also needs one. Poor Katie...poor TrixyMoonBeam...poor everyone.

Except me! I get to work a crime scene with Ryan! And Alexx, this is my lucky day. AND I pointed something out to Ryan! YAY! :lol:

Thanks Geni! Update soooon! :)
 
Hmmm that was an interesting conversation with H man wasn't it? And yes I agree he would make an excellent therpaist make oddles of money for all of those Hummerhome's he seems to buy.

And awww poor Lilly just wants to sleep! *hands over pillow*
 
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