~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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Ryan: H, I'm nervous about going to court.
Horatio: You only have to *breaks out the hat and cane*
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate...
Ryan: *backs away slowly*

Disclaimer: I do not own Chicago. If I did, I'd be really really rich :p
 
*H, Eric and Ryan are in the breakroom*
Eric:hey H.
H:yes?
Ryan:Eric and I would like to introduce you to a little song, listen close and maybe consider it. :D
*He puts on the cd player*

Closing time - time for you to go out, go out into the world.
Closing time - turn the lights up over every boy and every girl.
Closing time - one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.
Closing time - you don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home...

Closing time - time for you to go back to the places you will be from.
Closing time - this room won't be open 'til your brothers or you sisters
come.
So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits - I hope you have found
a
friend.
Closing time - every new beginning comes from some other beginning'send.

Yeah, I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home...

Closing time - time for you to go back to the places you will be from...

I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home...

Closing time - every new beginning comes from some other beginning'send.

H::eek: are you serious!? what have i told you two before!?!?
Eric and Ryan:*in droning, bored voices* we know, we know. When you're in Miami *put on sunnies* We never close.
H:good CSIs. now go process that evidence *puts on sunnies* while i stand here and look cool.
 
well i think they are getting tired of H's recently corny one liners that they just don't seem to motivate them aymore. LOL!! :lol:
 
hahahahahahahaha that last one made me laugh so HARD HAHAHAHAHAHA i dont know why but haha maybe its because i can picture him doing that ;)
 
*At the hospital, after an accident*

Horatio: How is she?
Eric: Calleigh's okay,not seriously--
Horatio: No, the hummer. How's my hummer? Is it hurt?
Eric: *Man he's weird* Totaled
Horatio: NOOOOOOO! My poor baby!
Eric: Oh, and these must have fallen out in the chaos *holds up smashed shades*
Horatio: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Two days later*

Eric: He's lost it
Calleigh: You're telling me. A funeral for the car and sunnies?
Horatio: You can't understand. No one does. I loved them both so much and now they're gone! *cries* It's only right i bury them so they can rest in peace
Calleigh: Oh brother


*Horatio is in traffic and someone rear ends him*
*H steps out, looks at the damage*
Horatio: *pounding on car window*You have damaged the Hummer of Justice! Now you must die! No one damages the Hummer of Justice and gets away with it! You will die! Die, do you hear me! You will pay and pay and pay!

Calleigh: I'm a lousy shot

Eric and Ryan *singing together* I love you, you love me, we're best friends like friends should be...
 
`I know it sucks but bear with me kk?`
Callighe: Ya know what they say about CSI's.
Eric: Uh... We see dead people?
Tim: Dea... OH! I get it. Like, dead bodies, right?
Alexx: Um.. No, Timmy. They meant like that movie.
Horatio: If you are all done going 6th sense on me, *puts on shades looking annoyed* You need to see this.
Tim: *SCREAMS* NOOO!!! I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!
 
WOW, u guys are soo funny. how long does it take u to think up these? I could never make one up that funny. LOL. They should seriously put some of these in the show. That would be awsome. :lol:
 
This one is a behind the scenes of filming

*DC and the cast are on the crime scene set*
DC:well it looks like *puts on sunnies* he never made it
*the wrong theme music starts*
Teenage wasteland!!
It's only teenage wasteland.
Teenage wasteland
Oh, yeah
Teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!

DC:*angry* uh wrong show morons!! this is CSI: Miami not CSI:New York! god! can't you get something right for once?!?
Geez!!! i'll be in my trailer untill you morons figure out the right theme music!! *he walks away*
 
^ continuing the last one

*Sound effect: Wonka Wonka*
DC: What the heck was that? I don't see it in the script.
Anthony Zuiker: Well, the Law & Order shows have the Doink Doink sound, so I thought we can have our own sound effect.
 
Calleigh: Why does Horatio always wear those sunnies of his? :confused:
Eric: Cause he does?
Frank walks in drunk and with Stetler on the other side of him. He raps his arm around Stetler.
Frank: There is more to that story..... :devil:
Calleigh: What do you mean? :confused:
Ryan walks in.
Ryan:(mumbles) you don't wanna know :lol:
Stetler: Cause he doesn't wanna get caught drinkin with us...and....
Calleigh: and what?
Ryan: You really don't wanna know! :devil:
 
H: Frank what do we have here?
Frank: Um....we got some dead animals in this barn followed by this dead old guy age around late 50's.
H: Alexx....what the status?
Alexx: The killer stabbed all the animals and stabbed the old man right in the heart crushing the aorta killing him.
Looks like we have a murder on Old McDonald's farm!
H: (slaps Alexx) That's my line!
 
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