~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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H: Frank what do we have here?
Frank: Um....we got some dead animals in this barn followed by this dead old guy age around late 50's.
H: Alexx....what the status?
Alexx: The killer stabbed all the animals and stabbed the old man right in the heart crushing the aorta killing him.
Looks like we have a murder on Old McDonald's farm!
H: (slaps Alexx) That's my line!
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Horatio: I'll contact... the ASPCA. Frank, what animals have been killed?
Frank: A moo moo here, an oink oink there, here a moo, there an oink. And over here...
 
Dynamo1 said:
patluver144 said:
H: Frank what do we have here?
Frank: Um....we got some dead animals in this barn followed by this dead old guy age around late 50's.
H: Alexx....what the status?
Alexx: The killer stabbed all the animals and stabbed the old man right in the heart crushing the aorta killing him.
Looks like we have a murder on Old McDonald's farm!
H: (slaps Alexx) That's my line!
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Horatio: I'll contact... the ASPCA. Frank, what animals have been killed?
Frank: A moo moo here, an oink oink there, here a moo, there an oink. And over here...
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Horatio: I think I'll more than my sunglasses for Old McDonald's Farm. I also need a straw hat.
Alexx: Oh dear. Poor boy has lost it.
Horation: The old man?
Alexx: No, you.
 
Calleigh:Hey Ryan, Eric can you guys get me some luminol from the store closet?
Eric:sure.
*The open the door and see H with....*
Eric:is that H and...
Ryan: Stetler OMG!! My eyes!!!!
Eric:eek:h god that is something id didn't need to see!!! i think i'm blind!!!
H:uhh guys this isn't what it looks like!
Stetler:yeah we were just...
Eric:you were just all over each other like aroused animals!!!
H:no , it's not what you think!!!
Ryan:sure. now we are going to tell everyone the truth!!!!
Eric:yeah!!! You and Stetler are not enemies but uh yeah.....ok i don't even want to think about it anymore.
Ryan:just close the damn door before we suffer more eye damage!!!
*Eric slams the door shut and they walk back to the lab*
Calleigh:Eric, Ryan are you guys ok?
Ryan and Eric:*shakes head no*
Ryan:it was H and..and
Eric:it was H and Stetler in the closet together!!!
Calleigh: :eek:
Ryan:i'm going to burn out my eyes.
Eric:yeah, good idea oh and Calleigh don't go in the closet you don't want to go blind.
 
One more part for the Old MacDonald thing:

*whips out straw hat*
Calleigh: Where did that come from?
H:Sara Sidle. She sent it to me asking if I'd burn it because it looked so ugly on Gil, but I just couldn't do it.
Eric(To Calleigh) We'll swipe it and ship it off to Mac Taylor
H: I heard that! You will pay if you touch the Hat of Justice!
 
Horatio: Frank, did you say there were moos and oinks?
Frank: Yes. Why do you ask?
Horatio: Well, it looks like we're having ham for lunch and steaks for dinner.
Ryan: What about all the leftovers.
Alexx: Dear boy, I have lots of coolers available in the morgue.
 
Need4Speed that was great! Cont:

*Calleigh thinking to herself how bad could it be? Stetler and Horatio lemme take a peak!*
Calleigh finds the closet where they are at and peaks intoo it!
H: What the.......Calleigh?
Calleigh: Um...yeah it's me!
Stetler: Come join the love and the fun!
Calleigh walks into it and H closes the door!
be continued!
 
Hey everyone just a couple of things I'd like to mention in here. Firstly, there have been quite a few continuations of quotes. This should be alright every now and then, but if there get to be too many then they would really be better suited for the Fan Fiction forum.

Also, since these are 'quotes' and not 'scenes', please keep them under 5 lines. (4 lines or less) Again, anything substantially longer should be kept in Fan Fiction. Here are the rules from the first page:

1. Please keep all 'quotes' to 4 lines or less. 'Quotes' longer than that really belong in the Fan Fiction forum as opposed to this forum.
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Thanks. :)

ETA:

It seems that a few of the quotes have come from a fic down in the 'Fan Fiction' forum. Just a reminder that IF you're going to use them, please contact the author of said story for permission. That being said, please keep in mind that quotes making reference to a fic may be confusing to some as they may not read said story. Thanks. :)
 
How about this take on a scene in season 2's Money For Nothing???

Horatio(to bad guy): DON'T DO IT!!! DON'T DO IT!!!
*BANG BANG*
Horatio: They never listen.
*BANG BANG*
Horatio: OW!!! Dang it!!! I shot myself in the foot.
*looks down at his right foot*
Horatio: Blood. I'm gonna faaaainnnnt
*faints* *PLOP. Horatio hits the ground*
(cut to theme song)

I cracked myself up when I came up with ^that^. :lol:
Do y'all realize ^^with that^^ I just injured Horatio bad enough for him to need an ambulance??? Why couldn't the writers do that in the season finale??? Like we were lead to believe..."Horatio almost dies!"
HA!!! More like "Another Ann Donahue Lie".

Well...I'm off to find me some more scenes to make funny.
 
Horatio: Alexx, how is she doing?
Alexx: She's pretty banged up Horatio.
Horatio: I can see that. Is she going to make it?
Alexx: I don't think so.
H starts crying.
Alexx: You can always buy a new hummer sweety.
Horatio: Nothing can replace my betsy :(
 
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