~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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haha..."you better start running now!!!" haha :lol: i could so picture that!!!!!!

anyhow.......

The team accidentally finds out what Ryan does in his spare time:

*H, Calleigh and Eric all went to a club for drinks after a long shift*
*they see a guy dancing onstage*
Calleigh:Hey, that guy looks kind of like...
Eric: OMG!!!!!!! It's RYAN!!!!!!!
H: what?!?
*Ryan finishes his shift and sees them*
Ryan:what are you doing here!!!!!
Eric:we were about to ask you the same thing!!!!
Ryan:*blushes*
H: why they hell do you work here doing that!!!!
Ryan:because i like working at the lab and all but it doesn't give me complete satisfaction.....
Calleigh: well what do you want to do to fill that satisfaction??
Ryan: I wanna dance!!! *he does this sort of disco move*
Team: :eek:
 
Forgottenevidence, Need4speed, Thankyou :D :D I used to sing that kill barney to all the little kids at my old school lol. I sang it to this one kid and he threw a stone at me which cut my face lmao.

These rule!!

H - So it has come to my attention that you guys * Points * my team, have started to doubt me. What have you got to say for yourself?
* All is quiet *
H - Well? Some team you are!
* H walks out leaving all his sunglasses looking ashamed *
 
^^^contiuing^^^^^^

Ryan:*grabs a pair* hey now we can be the ones in charge!!!!
Eric:yeah!!!!
Cal:yes!!!!!
*they all grab a pair and laugh*
They all start to imitae H
Ryan: When you're in Miami *puts on sunnies* we never close!!
Eric:Drive-by, *puts on sunnies* Miami style!!
Cal:*puts on sunnies* burn baby burn!!!!
Alexx:*puts on sunnies* Everyone has something to hide...\
*they all laugh*
 
Frank: So, Horatio, how do you come up with all those corny one-liners?
Horatio: I have the book "Corny One-Liners for Dummies", written by Lennie Briscoe.
 
LMFAO GOOD CONTINUES PEOPLE!!!!

H - I think I might -
Ryan - Be sick?
Cal - Go home?
Eric - Laugh?
Alexx - Die?
H - Noo go to the toilet
Cal - Oh okay don't drop ya sunnies in the loo
H - I don't need the toilet it is in fact the sunnies who do
Ryan - How do you know?
H - Well they start to vibrate and you all look like your in water
Eric - H...
H - Yeah?
Eric - We are on holiday and you are in the sea looking up at us while you scooberdive
H - Ohh
 
i like how you said scooberdive!!
sounds cool
ok heres my attempt:
Calleigh: DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME BULLET GIRL AGAIN!!
Eric: :eek:Woah Calleigh calm down!!
Calleigh: Sorry it that time of month again.:(
 
The secret to Horatio’s sunglasses:

*Eric walks into Horatio’s office*
Eric: Hey H, we found the murde-OH MY GOD!
*Horatio looks up in surprise, holding a contact lens he was about to put on*
Eric: H… you wear contacts…?
Horatio: Eric, this is not what it looks like…
Eric: That’s why you wear sunglasses; to hide them! *runs out of room* Hey everyone, Horatio wears contact lenses! He’s not perfect!
Horatio: *puts on lens* Oh no you don’t Eric! *chases after him*
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What Ryan really likes:

*Ryan runs around the lab wearing a long dark robe, thick-rimmed glasses, and waving a stick around*
Ryan: *points stick at microscope* Accio Microscope!
*Eric and Calleigh watch from afar*
Eric: What is Wolfe doing? And what is he wearing?
Ryan: *points stick at Natalia* Evanesco!
Calleigh: He’s wearing his Harry Potter costume. He’s getting ready for the next film.
Ryan: *points stick at Frank* Rictusempra!
Eric: … If this is how he acts to the movie, don’t tell him the date of the release of the final book.
Ryan: *points stick at test swab* Waddiwasi!
Calleigh: Trust me, I’ve blocked access to all websites even mentioning the seventh book.
Ryan: *points stick at Horatio*: Densaugeo!
Calleigh and Eric: … *face palm*

A cookie goes to whom ever can figure out what the spells Ryan was trying to cast actually do. ;)
 
bird_of_flame, that was hilarious! Let's see Accio...he was trying to make the microscope come to him. Evanesco...was he trying to make Natalia disappear? I can't remember the others...sorry!

And on that note...

Horatio walks into the lab wearing a sweater with a giant H on it.
H: Bloody hell, where are my sunglasses?
Eric walks in, in his Quidditch uniform.
Crunch!
*Calleigh looks up from her parchment & quill*
Calleigh: Uh-oh, Eric. You broke H.'s glasses.
*Ryan runs in in his Harry Potter outfit*
Ryan: Quick, give them to me! Reparo!
*hands glasses to H*
H: Ryan, you're my hero! You saved my sunnies from doom!
 
bird_of_flame said:

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What Ryan really likes:

*Ryan runs around the lab wearing a long dark robe, thick-rimmed glasses, and waving a stick around*
Ryan: *points stick at microscope* Accio Microscope!
*Eric and Calleigh watch from afar*
Eric: What is Wolfe doing? And what is he wearing?
Ryan: *points stick at Natalia* Evanesco!
Calleigh: He’s wearing his Harry Potter costume. He’s getting ready for the next film.
Ryan: *points stick at Frank* Rictusempra!
Eric: … If this is how he acts to the movie, don’t tell him the date of the release of the final book.
Ryan: *points stick at test swab* Waddiwasi!
Calleigh: Trust me, I’ve blocked access to all websites even mentioning the seventh book.
Ryan: *points stick at Horatio*: Densaugeo!
Calleigh and Eric: … *face palm*

A cookie goes to whom ever can figure out what the spells Ryan was trying to cast actually do. ;)
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oooh I know!!!! i'm a huge Harry Potter fan!!!!! first he tried to summon the microscope to him, that's what Accio does, then he tried to make Natalia vanish, that's the effect of Evanesco, then he tried to tickle Frank, that's what Rictusempra does, then he tried to launch the swab upsomeone's nose, that's what Waddiwasi does, then he tried to hive H buck teeth, that's what Densaugeo does, Draco used it on Hermione in the 4th book, :D
 
Need4speed you beat me to it!!!!! Grrrr I'm a massive harry potter fan. All the books all the games and all the dvds ;)
Ryan in a harry potter costume would be like the cutest!!!

Ryan runs into break room
Ryan - OH MY GOSH
Cal - What?
Ryan - OH MY GOSH
Eric - Ryan what? Breathe man
Ryan - OH MY GOSH!!
H - * Smacks back of ryans head *
Ryan - Thanks H needed that. Anyway!! I got my letter to go to hogwarts!! I'm a wizard!!!
Eric - * Walks out sniggering *
Cal - * Follows * Eric what did you do?!
Eric - Well I sent him the letter....
Cal - YOU DID WHAT?!?! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE LOVES THE IDEA OF HOGWARTS AND YOU DO THAT?!
Eric - I know I know
Cal - GET IN THERE AND APOLOGISE!
Eric - Alright alright * Goes into break room and says sorry to Ryan *
Ryan - * Runs out break room crying *
H - Aww man
Cal - Ryan wait! * Follows *
Eric - * Sniggers * Baby...
H - * Shoots Eric in foot * Do that ever again and it will be where sunflowers don't grow
Eric - Ow ow ow ow ow ALEXX!!!
 
no no more like this.....

H:Avada Kedavra!!
Stetler falls over dead
H: Cal, call every majoy party company in the world!! it's gonna be a World Wide "Stetler is Dead" celebration!!!!!

oh an Ryanaddict, don't even get me started on my Harry Potter obsession. i have so much Harry potter stuff, i have all the books (English, UK and Spanish), towels, dvds(two disc special edititon), blankets, pillows,video games, boardgames, i have a replica of the time turner, and Hermione's wand that lights up, i've written numerous theories about the books and spells and the time turner, i've translated the books into french and Spanish, memorized every ingridient to every potion that is ever mentioned, i've memorized every known spell, i even have harry potter shampoo, toothbrush, toothpaste, i have trading cards, posters, magazine articles, notebooks, folders, pencils, wizard's chess replica, replicas of Hogwarts, the Hungarin Horntail, and i even went to school as Hermione on Halloween last year (this year i went as what else? non other than a CSI) when i'm not talking about CSI: Miami i'm talking about Harry Potter, i'm just so obsessed that i scare people.

any ways back on topic, that's been enough ranting about my Harry Potter obsession,

*Ryan is dressed as Harry Potter with a broomstick on top of the roof of CSI*
Cal:Ryan!?! what the hell are you doing!? you're gonna get killed!!!!
Eric:Cal, don't ruin his fun!!! :devil:
Cal:*throws Eric a "don't joke around like that!" look
H:Ryan, if you don't do this and come back over here where it's safe i'll.....i'll.....i'll give you my sunnies!!!
Ryan:SERIOUSLY?!?!
H:yes!! just don't do this this is suicide!!!! we need you!!!
Ryan: *walks over to H and H really hands him the sunnies* OMG!! you weren't joking!!
H: of course not, we care about you!!!
Ryan: *puts on sunnies and jumps off the roof with the broom*
Cal: *Cries* NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*They look and see Ryan floating on the broom in front of them* I told you i was a wizard!!!
Eric:OMG!!!!
*Ryan flys away still wearing H's sunnies*
H: NNNOOOOOOO!!!!! My poor sunnies!!!!! if i had know he could really fly i wouldn't have given them to him!!!
Eric, Cal::rolleyes:
 
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