~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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ha ha i know!!! they really need to get new writers!!!!!! i miss the good ol one liners like "Fingerprints are like old habits. They die hard" and "Drive-by, Miami style" and "when you're in Miami. We never close!" i miss those days.

anyhow........

*Eric is in the break room*
*Ryan walks in dressed like H, complete with red hair and sunnies**
Eric: uhhhhh? Ryan? Why are you dressed like H?
Ryan: he told me to take over.
Eric: :eek: seriously?!?
Ryan: yeah, he said he needed a vacation.*puts on the Sunnies puts his hands on his hips* When you're in Miami, We never close!!!!
Eric: :eek:
 
In response to the previous few episodes where Horatio and Ryan looked like they had small colds:

*at a crimescene*
Horatio Ah-choo!
Calleigh: Oh, Horatio, go home before you get worse.
Ryan: Ah-choo!
Calleigh: Great, now Ryan’s got it. Eric, can you bring me some-- Ah-choo!
Eric: *screams* Oh my God! It’s the plague! Run for your lives! God has decided to smite us all! Flee, flee for your lives! We’re all going to die! *runs away screaming*
Calleigh:… Would now be a good time to say I was kidding?
 
haha.... it would have been funny to see Eric say something like this too

Eric:aaaahhhhh!!get away from me!!!!! I can't be sick!!! i'm to sexy for that!!!! no one likes i sexy guy whose sick!!!!!!!

any how.......

*H is on the couch in the break room..dreaming*
here is his dream

Stetler: Horatio....you're fired!!!! give me your badge, your gun and the sunnies...
H: NOOOOO not the sunnies!!!!!!!!!
Stetler:YES!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
*H jolts awake and runs out screaming!!!!!!*
H: NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN"T HAVE THEM THE SUNNIES ARE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MINE I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Team: :eek:
Calleigh:he must have had another bad dream again.
Team: :rolleyes:
 
It's a stormy night in Miami
R: *under the couch in the lounge*Rain rain go away come again some other day
E: Ryan why are you under the couch?
its raining over here and my brother is scared of thunderstorms so he kinda inspired me!!:lol:
 
Hi Im new here so im not sure how to put up post right......
heres mine.... (Im sammy by the way...)

Sammy: HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY EASTER!
Ryan: Woah, calm down!
Eric: I WON THE EASTER EGG HUNT!!!!! WOOT!!
Ryan: NO U DIDN'T!!
Eric: I DID!!!
Ryan: DID NOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!
Calleigh: SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!
Ryan & Eric: Sammy started it...
Sammy: 0_0
Natalia: I thought Erica Sikes won the Easter Egg Hunt...
Ryan:.....growl...
 
How do I get an avetar?


Ryan: (wearing the sunnies..) NOW I'M A ROCK STAR!!!
Eric: huh? how did he get your sunnies H?
Horatio: he bogwashed me.......*cries*
Calleigh: I think I need a word Ryan (pulls him by the ear)
Ryan: OW OW OW!


Frank: I love you Horatio & I've alway wanted to be like you.
Horatio: :eek:
 
Cooper: Wow...guys have you seen this?
Team: What?
Cooper: These people are making cruel jokes about a team of CSI's....that's just mean.
Horatio: What the heck? Holy shades of justice?
 
Hunter said:
Cooper: Wow...guys have you seen this?
Team: What?
Cooper: These people are making cruel jokes about a team of CSI's....that's just mean.
Horatio: What the heck? Holy shades of justice?
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lol thats funny!!!
I love your avatar Hunter!! how do u make one like that? I can't find anything to make one.....

Ryan: I bogwash H? Thats an idea..... *looks at Frank*
Frank: :eek:
 
CSInorman said:
how do u make one like that? I can't find anything to make one.....
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Check out the Fan Art section of this board to see if someone can make one for you. But you won't be able to put up an avatar until you have 100 posts. For more information on avatars, please read the CSI: Miami Info & Help Thread in this section.
 
Thanks, for the compliment on the avater. I love it too. *hugs it* My first H avater was great too! Made by cinegirl!! By my request. :)

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CSInorman said:
How do I get an avetar?


Ryan: (wearing the sunnies..) NOW I'M A ROCK STAR!!!
Eric: huh? how did he get your sunnies H?
Horatio: he bogwashed me.......*cries*
Calleigh: I think I need a word Ryan (pulls him by the ear)
Ryan: OW OW OW!


Frank: I love you Horatio & I've alway wanted to be like you.
Horatio: :eek:
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Hey Sammy welcome. If I remember right you have to get 100 posts before you can have an avatar, but you can have an image in you sig.
 
eric: heres a question... H where did you ever get your sunnies?

caleigh, ryan: ya..

caleigh: where did you get em?

horatio: well kids a long long time ago in the hills of beverly hills there was a store called sears... i saw them and it was like they were calling out to me "buy me... buy me ill make you super kooool"

eric, caleigh, ryan: riiiiiteeeee....

eric: ya ok i shouldnt have asked


that was lame i know lol... great funny quotes guys up there and futur quotes below my post :D
 
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