Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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*mopping, forever mopping off my poor keyboard*

:lol: you people are brilliantly hilarious... :lol:
 
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Mac:Honey, why is there fingerprint pouder all over your face?
Peyton: Oh, crap, I thought that was makeup!
 
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Ceindreadh said:
Flack "Man, I just want to run into Stella's office and rip off her panties!"
Danny "Why?"
Flack "Because they're freaking killing me!"
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This had me laughing!! So hilarious!! :lol: :D
 
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Mac is talking about a case.

Danny: I gotta pee, I gotta pee, I gotta pee". As he squeezes his legs together and wiggles.

Standing off to the side Flack is watching his Danny, dance.

Mac: "Danny, what the hell you doing over there"?

Danny: Nothin Mac, I'm fine, go ahead.

Flack walks over and stands beside Danny. Leaning down to his ear he whispers....."Listen Danny, I thought I told you, to leave the lover's call dance for when we are alone.
 
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Ok this one is kinda lame but I would die happy if one of the ME's said this, or any of them really....

Sid: NYC Morgue, you stab em, we slab em
 
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Sid: NYC Morgue, you stab em, we slab em
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Sid: NYC Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em, you stab 'em, we slab 'em; you bag 'em, we tag 'em; you slice 'em, we ice 'em; your stiff is our gift, we put the dead to bed.
 
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danny walks into macs office peyton on one side, stella on the other danny has a starbucks cup in each hand

danny: hey mac, you want a drink
Mac: what u got
danny: well ive got a smooth dark new york americano (he lifts the cup on stellas side) or a comforting english breakfast tea (lifts cup on peytons side)
Mac: i dont know danny there both pretty apealing drinks
Danny: well it depends what you prefer to get excited with an awaking american coffee or snuggle down with english beverage
mac: hmm i do like the comfort of the english (looks at peyton) but i think that ill have something more invigorating with the americano ( looks at stella)

mac takes the coffee :devil:
 
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danny: hey mac, you want a drink
Mac: what u got
danny: well ive got a smooth dark new york americano (he lifts the cup on stellas side) or a comforting english breakfast tea (lifts cup on peytons side)
Mac: i dont know danny there both pretty apealing drinks
Danny: well it depends what you prefer to get excited with an awaking american coffee or snuggle down with english beverage
mac: hmm i do like the comfort of the english (looks at peyton) but i think that ill have something more invigorating with the americano ( looks at stella)
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I thought this was so funny...
If I may add an alternative ending...

Danny: You got to pick something.
Mac: I was actually craving for some hot, Italian Expresso
(Mac looks at Danny up and down, lick'n his lips.)
Danny: OK, but I gotta warn ya... I'll keep you up all night long.
(Danny throws the cups away. Mac shoves Payton and Stella, and moves for Danny. :devil:)
 
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Sid: NYC Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em, you stab 'em, we slab 'em; you bag 'em, we tag 'em; you slice 'em, we ice 'em; your stiff is our gift, we put the dead to bed.
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ROTFLMAO

That's pretty catchy. The city of NY should really consider using Robert Joy to star in the ad ;)
 
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Mac: You are all invited to my place to use the hot tub. Clothing is optional. :devil:
Stella: Great I won't have to decide what to wear.
 
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Flack: I just love this car. I hope Sinclair doesn't find out I borrowed it from impound.
Voice: Hello, Michael.
Flack: Who said that? Where are you? My name is not Michael:
Voice: I am known as KITT, short for Knight Industries Two Thousand.
Flack: The one from the TV show?
Voice: That is correct.
Flack: Well, there is a traffic tie-up a few blocks up ahead. How can I get past it?
Voice: Just press the button marked Turbo Boost when we get closer.
Flack: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 
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Haha, I could so see that one happening! :lol:
 
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Danny: What the hell you up too there Mac"?

Mac: "Well...(turns to the side) I'm....(moves up shades towards eyes) Being Horatio. Put's shades on, and says..."cause when you are in NY, "WE NEVER CLOSE". Turns and walks out the door.
 
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