nattybatty55
Nadalaholic
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
:lol: :lol:
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MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
If too naughty. Feel free to remove, my lovely Mod's
A short time later, Danny comes down the hall.
Flack: Danny, I have something for you".
Danny: for me, what is it"?
Flack: They are symbol cards, and their meanings.
Danny: What do I want those for"?
Flack: "Stella said they would help with Lindsay's confussion".
Danny: "Let me see those".
*opening the cards, he sees a jack hammer.: This is a tool, that plunges deeply *
*then he reads the second cards: Joystick - This is a stick, that you work with your hand, you grip it tightly, to create vibes while you play*
*This is a ruler - It's used to measure the length of things*
*Nine mil....this can be classified as a gun, or a male part*, if he is truely blessed.
Laughing Danny said...."Christ, if this don;t work nothing will :lol: :lol: :lol:
TBC...
If too naughty. Feel free to remove, my lovely Mod's
A short time later, Danny comes down the hall.
Flack: Danny, I have something for you".
Danny: for me, what is it"?
Flack: They are symbol cards, and their meanings.
Danny: What do I want those for"?
Flack: "Stella said they would help with Lindsay's confussion".
Danny: "Let me see those".
*opening the cards, he sees a jack hammer.: This is a tool, that plunges deeply *
*then he reads the second cards: Joystick - This is a stick, that you work with your hand, you grip it tightly, to create vibes while you play*
*This is a ruler - It's used to measure the length of things*
*Nine mil....this can be classified as a gun, or a male part*, if he is truely blessed.
Laughing Danny said...."Christ, if this don;t work nothing will :lol: :lol: :lol:
TBC...
nattybatty55
Nadalaholic
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
:lol: Linda how do you come up with these :lol:
:lol: Linda how do you come up with these :lol:
Ceindreadh
Pathologist
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Mac "Tee-hee, heeheehee, that's so funny!"
Mac "Tee-hee, heeheehee, that's so funny!"
pretty_in_pink
Lab Technician
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Flack: Are those berry and cream Starburst?
Stella: Yeah...
Flack: *starts clapping his hands and dancing while singing* Berries and cream, Berries and cream, I'm a little lad who loves Berries and cream.
*Yeah, totally not funny, but I love that commercial*
Flack: Are those berry and cream Starburst?
Stella: Yeah...
Flack: *starts clapping his hands and dancing while singing* Berries and cream, Berries and cream, I'm a little lad who loves Berries and cream.
*Yeah, totally not funny, but I love that commercial*
Hankster
Coroner
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
(A hot woman is in Don Flack's car in tight jeans shifting around uncomfortably)
Don Flack: It's okay, babe. You can't dance because you got those jeans on too tight, now let's just take 'em off...
Hot woman: What do you mean "Let's just take 'em off}?!?!?!
Flack: Don't worry, I've got something for you to wear. Here, put this on!(Reaches into his glove compartment and hands her something)
Hot Woman: :scoffs: Do you always keep LINGERIE in your GLOVE COMPARTMENT?
Flack: Well, none of my women wear gloves...
(With thanks to Morris Day and The Time for this one!) :lol: :devil:
(A hot woman is in Don Flack's car in tight jeans shifting around uncomfortably)
Don Flack: It's okay, babe. You can't dance because you got those jeans on too tight, now let's just take 'em off...
Hot woman: What do you mean "Let's just take 'em off}?!?!?!
Flack: Don't worry, I've got something for you to wear. Here, put this on!(Reaches into his glove compartment and hands her something)
Hot Woman: :scoffs: Do you always keep LINGERIE in your GLOVE COMPARTMENT?
Flack: Well, none of my women wear gloves...
(With thanks to Morris Day and The Time for this one!) :lol:
:devil:
MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Stella and Mac are at a crime scene processing evidence.
Mac: "Hey Stel, what do you make of this"?
Looking over, Stella see's Mac bent down with his butt in the air.
Stella: "Umm...I think that's GRADE "A" beef right there". :devil: :devil:
Confused...
Mac: "Huh?????
Stella and Mac are at a crime scene processing evidence.
Mac: "Hey Stel, what do you make of this"?
Looking over, Stella see's Mac bent down with his butt in the air.
Stella: "Umm...I think that's GRADE "A" beef right there". :devil: :devil:
Confused...
Mac: "Huh?????
MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
It's Valentine's Day, and Danny walks into the Lab with a box of heart shaped chocolate's, and a little envelope.
Linds: Awww...Danny you shouldn't have".
Danny: I didn't, these aren't yours, this card is yours".
Linds: "Oh.... opens the card and sees, a membership for the "Whiner's of the Month club "What the hell is this Danny"?
Danny: It's a membership, where once a month, you can go and whine, to a therapist, about how you can't do this, or can't handle that, this way, our team doesn't have to listen to you whine anymore"
*walks away*
It's Valentine's Day, and Danny walks into the Lab with a box of heart shaped chocolate's, and a little envelope.
Linds: Awww...Danny you shouldn't have".
Danny: I didn't, these aren't yours, this card is yours".
Linds: "Oh.... opens the card and sees, a membership for the "Whiner's of the Month club "What the hell is this Danny"?
Danny: It's a membership, where once a month, you can go and whine, to a therapist, about how you can't do this, or can't handle that, this way, our team doesn't have to listen to you whine anymore"
*walks away*
poison girl
Pathologist
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
^^ That was really grat!! I want to see that in a episode!
^^ That was really grat!! I want to see that in a episode!
MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Stella running down the hallway to the lunch room.
Stel: "Hey guy's the review's are in from TalkCSI".
Linds: "Oh my...what does it say"?
Danny, Hawkes, Sid, and Mac wait in anticipation.
Stel: "Okay..."Mac, is a character, who's strong, sensitive,and caring, but rule's his team, with an iron fist, and will not rest, until justice, and truth is served. But he's also a strong character that needs a strong woman, to tackle him with firey passion, therefore, we elect Stella for the job".
Mac smiled, "love those TalkCSI girls"
Stel: "Okay...Hawkes....is sexy, sweet, understanding, with a charm that the ladies love. But we feel he need's more story lines, so we would like TPBS, to get rid of Lindsay, and bring Hawkes to life".
Lindsay looked shocked, but said nothing.
Stel: "Okay...Danny....is our Italian stallion, who's warmth, sensitivity, and hottness, drive's us girls wild. But...we want our Danny, away from the whinning self centered Lindsay, before she destroy's our stallion". "So we suggest you give him to all us girls, in the Danny/Carmine thread, so we can care for him, and cuff him to our bed's, making him our love slave" :devil:
Danny: Gotta love my girls
Now Lindsay was getting pissed.
Stel: "Okay me...."Stella is a strong willed woman, who has proven time and time again, that she is independent, smart, sexy, and can carry the team in times of need, we also feel TPBS needs to get their ass's together, and get her into bed with Mac, before the chemistry explode's on screen".
Mac smiled seductively, at Stella.
Stel: "Okay...Sid...."is a very sweet character with a warm caring nature.
Linds: "Oh for crying out loud, can we get to me now"?
Stel: "Oh sorry, I forgot, my bad". "Lindsay is a self centered character, who thinks only of herself. She is a weak character for Danny, and needs to be removed from the show.
Everyone stood in silence, until Flack walked in and said..."Hey did you guy's read my review"? "It says..."Don is our Danny's true love, so we suggest, you give him to Danny, and send Lindsay back to Montana" :lol: :lol: :lol:
Stella running down the hallway to the lunch room.
Stel: "Hey guy's the review's are in from TalkCSI".
Linds: "Oh my...what does it say"?
Danny, Hawkes, Sid, and Mac wait in anticipation.
Stel: "Okay..."Mac, is a character, who's strong, sensitive,and caring, but rule's his team, with an iron fist, and will not rest, until justice, and truth is served. But he's also a strong character that needs a strong woman, to tackle him with firey passion, therefore, we elect Stella for the job".
Mac smiled, "love those TalkCSI girls"
Stel: "Okay...Hawkes....is sexy, sweet, understanding, with a charm that the ladies love. But we feel he need's more story lines, so we would like TPBS, to get rid of Lindsay, and bring Hawkes to life".
Lindsay looked shocked, but said nothing.
Stel: "Okay...Danny....is our Italian stallion, who's warmth, sensitivity, and hottness, drive's us girls wild. But...we want our Danny, away from the whinning self centered Lindsay, before she destroy's our stallion". "So we suggest you give him to all us girls, in the Danny/Carmine thread, so we can care for him, and cuff him to our bed's, making him our love slave" :devil:
Danny: Gotta love my girls
Now Lindsay was getting pissed.
Stel: "Okay me...."Stella is a strong willed woman, who has proven time and time again, that she is independent, smart, sexy, and can carry the team in times of need, we also feel TPBS needs to get their ass's together, and get her into bed with Mac, before the chemistry explode's on screen".
Mac smiled seductively, at Stella.
Stel: "Okay...Sid...."is a very sweet character with a warm caring nature.
Linds: "Oh for crying out loud, can we get to me now"?
Stel: "Oh sorry, I forgot, my bad". "Lindsay is a self centered character, who thinks only of herself. She is a weak character for Danny, and needs to be removed from the show.
Everyone stood in silence, until Flack walked in and said..."Hey did you guy's read my review"? "It says..."Don is our Danny's true love, so we suggest, you give him to Danny, and send Lindsay back to Montana" :lol: :lol: :lol:
MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Mac walks into the breakroom, and finds Stella asleep.
Mac: *slowly caresses her face* Stel, wake up, Stella, come on".
Not having any luck, Sheldon walked in
Sheldon: "Mac...what's going on"?
Mac: "I can't wake Stella".
Just as Hawkes went to shake her awake, Danny and Flack walked in
Danny: "What's going on Mac"?
Mac: "I've tried to wake Stella, but she won't open her eyes".
Flack: "Don't you know, you have to kiss the Princess to wake her"?
Bending down, Mac touched his lips to Stella's, but nothing happened
Mac: "hmmm, she still sleeps".
Adam comes walking in, and see's Stella.
Adam: "Hey Stella...coffee's ready".
Stella: *sits up*, "Oh great, thanks".
They all stare, as Stella gets up, until Flack say's.
Flack: "Kinda make's you wish, you were a coffee, doesn't it Mac.
Mac: "Get back to work", *stomps out of the breakroom*
Mac walks into the breakroom, and finds Stella asleep.
Mac: *slowly caresses her face* Stel, wake up, Stella, come on".
Not having any luck, Sheldon walked in
Sheldon: "Mac...what's going on"?
Mac: "I can't wake Stella".
Just as Hawkes went to shake her awake, Danny and Flack walked in
Danny: "What's going on Mac"?
Mac: "I've tried to wake Stella, but she won't open her eyes".
Flack: "Don't you know, you have to kiss the Princess to wake her"?
Bending down, Mac touched his lips to Stella's, but nothing happened
Mac: "hmmm, she still sleeps".
Adam comes walking in, and see's Stella.
Adam: "Hey Stella...coffee's ready".
Stella: *sits up*, "Oh great, thanks".
They all stare, as Stella gets up, until Flack say's.
Flack: "Kinda make's you wish, you were a coffee, doesn't it Mac.
Mac: "Get back to work", *stomps out of the breakroom*
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