Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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  1. CCA

    CCA Police Officer

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    "Your gun is sticking into my hip" that can work for anyone, haha.... I'll give you a cookie if you can tell me what movie that is from
     
  2. meggzie

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    ace ventura: pet detective:p
     
  3. CCA

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    (hands meggzie the cookie) enjoy! lol

    Flack or Danny looking at Mac "Is there anything you can't do...my God it's like you are written to do everything with this sense of superiority...how do you do it oh great one?"

    Mac answers "Because I am...Mac Taylor" (peel back to see him standing with his hands on hips sun going down, a woman at his feet and a red/white/blue cape flying in the background)

    I like Mac but I just had to do this, don't hurt me!!
     
  4. Sagemint

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    Hey you guys are hilarious!
    Let me try one!! =P

    *Sheldon walks by*
    Sheldon: Hi Stell
    Stella: -gives him the evil eye-
    Sheldon: Okayy
    *At the Police Station*
    Sheldon: Hey Angell you got a hit on those numbers I gave you?
    Jess: -mumbles something under breath-
    Sheldon: Huh? What was that?
    Jess: Why don't you just leave!!!-storms away-
    Sheldon:....
    *In the breakroom*
    Sheldon: What's going on with everyone today?
    Lindsay: Hi Hawkes!! -looks at him and cries-
    Sheldon: Lindsay what's wrong??!
    Lindsay: Yo-ur just so....PRETTY!! -runs from the room sobbing-
    Sheldon: :confused:

    *Later on in the meeting room*
    Mac: Okay this is our prime suspect that we managed to find based on the video tape at the scene. Lindsay I want you to run prints on the camera, and Danny you and Hawkes take a trip to the scene again.
    -Lindsay and Danny leave while Hawkes attempts to catch up with them-
    Mac: Wait Hawkes
    Sheldon: Yeah Boss?
    Mac:I need to tell you something important. And I need your undivided attention and focus on this.
    Sheldon: Sure Mac what is it?
    Mac: I'm serious Sheldon -paces the room- This isn't the time for games.
    Sheldon: Mac, this is me here. What's up? :confused:
    Mac: -sighs- Well....I've just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
    Sheldon:....
    Mac: Sheldon I though you could handle that but-
    Sheldon:-jumps on a table- Who cares Mac?!!-throws hands out- I'm Pretty!!
    -Does the charleston-

    Hehhehe. I though that first one was funnier than the second one I posted. xD
    Oh well it was worth a shot. What do you guys think?
     
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  5. Ceindreadh

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    Danny "I can't believe you cheated on me!"
    Lindsey "Danny, you're the one who said we were on a break."
    Danny "But I didn't expect you to go out and sleep with Angell!"
    Lindsey shrugs "Well I wanted to try someone new."
    Danny "But what about Flack, how's he gonna feel after been cheated on"
    Lindsey "Well I'm not sure it can be counted as cheating, when the other party is watching!"
    Danny turns to Don "You watched the pair of them...and you didn't tell me?"
    Don "What can I say Danno, I promised them I'd keep my mouth shut if they'd let me watch."
    Danny grumbles "call yourself a friend!"
     
  6. Carolyn_333

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    This is my funny take on the Mac-in-the-shower scene we didn't get in "Veritas"-the first episode of season 5.

    Mac(in the shower singing): I feel pretty oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay.
    Sid(in the next shower stall): I feel gay alot lately. But I don't think Flack is that in to me. Danny is married to Lindsay and...
    Mac: Sid!!!
    Sid: Yes?
    Mac: Shut up.
     
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  7. Carolyn_333

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    DEAD THREAD!!!
    Let me hook some jumper cables to it and see if I can get it going again.

    Parody of a scene from CSI: NY season 5 episode "ENOUGH".

    Flack: Neigbors know him only as "Scoop".
    Hawkes: "Scoop"??? Does he work at a newspaper?
    Flack: No. Neighbors know him as "Scoop" cause he's always scooping up the poop in the hall left by the neigbor-across-the-hall's dog.
    Mac: They allow dogs in this apartment building? They don't even allow goldfish in my apartment building.
    Ray Langston(sticking his head in the door): Maybe you should move.
    Mac: Aren't you supposed to be in Vegas CSI??? This is CSI: NY.
    Ray Langston: OOPS. Sorry.
    Ray(muttering as he walks off): I'm gonna killed Ryan Wolfe for giving me directions to New York instead of Vegas.
     
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  8. talkingtocactus

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    i would like them to use the immortal (related) line: is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? :lol:

    heh, it's TRUE!
     
  9. Ceindreadh

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    Not sure if quotes from the promo count, but I'll try and use spoiler code anyway (also I'm not sure which version of the words i'm using is right, so i've used both.
    Danny "I can't feel my legs!!!"
    Flack "That's cause your hand got shot off"

    or
    Danny "I can't move my legs!!!"
    Flack "That's cause Lindsey's sitting on them!"
     
  10. Mac's Girl

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    You really think he could manage that? :guffaw:
     
  11. talkingtocactus

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  12. Mac's Girl

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    :drool::drool::drool::drool:
     
  13. Mac's Girl

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    Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY

    This has inspired me to do some fanart :)
     
  14. Nat_attack

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    Flack did say something like that! In Risk in Season 2.

    "What’s that bulge in your pocket? And don’t get cute."

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  15. talkingtocactus

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    yeah i knew one of them had, i just couldn't remember who/when - but they should've gone for it and used the full line, instead of a half hearted cop out :D
     
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