Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

*Stella, Mac, and Adam working in the lab while listening to the radio, 3 by Britney Spears comes on*
Stella: Yeah, I love this song!*sings along*
Mac: Wow, didn't know you were into threesomes.
*Everyone laughs*
Stella: Ha-ha.
Adam: *Can't stop laughing* Ha! Threesomes...!:guffaw:Yeah, 'cause...we...TWO!...:guffaw:
Stella: *Groans, headdesk*
Mac: I did not need to know that...

 

HAHAHAHAHA It was the best one so far. Completely hilarious. Just wish they actually could use this conversation (or a similar one) in a episode now :lol::hugegrin:

 

Thanks Vildis! I honestly didn't think that it was that funny.XD

Stella: *Singing* Love me, hate me, say what you want about me. But all the boys and girls are begging to if you seek Amy...
Mac: "If you seek Amy?":wtf: What the hell's that supposed to mean?
Adam: Yeah, it's just some thing that people think really stand for f.*.*.*. Amy.
Danny: *Snickers* Yeah, who's Mac's Amy?*Looks at Stella's direction suggestively, notices she's gone*
Stella: *Standing behind him* Boo.:devil:
Danny: Ahh! *Runs away*
Stella: I'm gonna get you for that, Messer!!!
Adam: Nice one, Danno! 'Cause...both...them...*Mac glares at him* Wait for me, Danny! *Runs after*
Mac: Note to self: Dumpster duty for Danny and Adam for this month.:rommie:

 

The NYPD chaplain, Reverend Fesus McKinley walks into the men's restroom but never comes out.An officer finds him dead in one of the cubicles.
The newest detective Alexis Nicolera(me)Mac and Stella,along with Sid arrive at the scene.
Alexis: Oh Feces!
Stella:Holy S**t!
Mac: At least one of us is bustin our a**!
Sid: Rectum is a more appropriate term,Mac.
Mac: Point taken.

 

Mac:"Stella you have a sticker on ya ass"
Stella:"Do i? Hang on wait! Were you checkin out my ass?!"
Mac:"Uhhhh yh. What goes around comes arond Bonasera"
Stella:"Whats that supposed to mean Taylor?"
Mac:"The dumb act is cute but i aint buyin it. I catch you checkin me out"
Stella:"Yeah i do so what??
Mac:"So what goes around comes around"
Lindsay: "Hey guys whats with the flirtacious smiles?"
Both Mac and Stella:"Flirtacious smiles?"
Lindsay:"uh huh you guys do that a lot"
Mac: "Like the way you smile at the new lab tech guy"
Lindsay: "exactly like that. But you know the saying. look at the menu but dont taste the food"
Mac: "Dont you have evidence to process?"
Lindsay:" Wow just getting rid of the mother of your goddaughter. Nice real nice"
Mac: (laughs) "Thats low using your daughter like that"
Lindsay: (Laughs)"But funny!"
Mac: "yeah funny like when i tell Danny you let Lucy play with that lil boy at the park"
Lindsay: "NO NO NO. Dont do that. He is going to give me that lecture again. She is 11 months old he goes on like she is going to elope or something everytime she babbles at a boy"
Mac and Stella: "Thats why its funny"
Lindsay: (leaves) "I will kill you Taylor mark my words I WILL KILL YOU!!"
Mac and Stella: (laugh)

 

^ ^ LOL! Lindsay's having a major spaz attack!:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL *wipes tears*

OMG guys you're hilarious!!!!

i'm new here and i just wanted you to know that you REALLY cracked me up!!!

 

* Crossover w/ LV , the CSI's (except Lindsay),are in the break room telling various Yo momma Jokes*
Danny: I'm goin first.
Mac: Okay.
Danny: Yo momma's teeth are so crooked when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin up gang signs.
All: *laugh*
Mac: Yo mommas so old , that when she farts, dust comes out.
All:*laugh*
Stella: Yo mommas so old she used to gang-bang with the flinstones.
All: *laugh some more*
Hawkes: Yo mommas so ghetto , that she washes paper plates
Adam:*snickers* Yo momma so fat , they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee-jumpin
All: *laugh again*
Flack: Yo momma so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Sid :*chuckles* Nice one. Yo momma so old architects told her to build a house, and she built a pyramid.
All: *laugh*
Grissom: Yo mommas so old , her drivers license is in hieroglyphics.
Mac and Stella: *laugh*
Catherine: Okay,here's mine.. Yo momma so fat that her favourite song is "We are family, burger king, mcdonalds and me!"
All: *Laugh so hard they almost fall off their chairs*

 

:rommie::guffaw::lol::guffaw::rommie: That is so funny I wish I'd thought of it.

 

:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: LMAO

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Adam: Hi, I'm Adam Ross, and this is my story. *keeps on talking to the webcam*
*Haylen enters the room*
Haylen: Adam, what are you doing?
Adam: SH! Yeah, this is my collegue Haylen. She's annoying.
Haylen: ADAM!
Adam: SILENCE!
*Mac comes in*
Mac: What's with all the shouting?
Adam and Haylen: Shut up!
Mac: Okay okay... *is about to walk out when he bumps into some chemical stuff and it falls down on the floor*
Mac: JEEZ!
Haylen: What did you do?
Mac: It just fell down!
*the acid is destroying the floor*
Mac: Oh no... *tries to clean it up*
Adam: Oh my god! *facepalm*
Danny: Hey guys... *steps in the acid, slips and falls down on the floor*
Haylen: HE'S IN THE ACID!
Danny: AAAAAH! *gets up from the floor and in the process he manages to pull down Mac's pants*
Mac: *girly scream*
Haylen: Ew.
Danny: I'm fine guys! But there's a hole in the floor though.
Adam: Umm... Danny?
Danny: Huh?
Adam: Your hair is gone.
Danny: What? Nooo... No no no no no... *runs off*
Haylen: Adam, what were you actually doing before I came in?
Adam: Uh oh. *checks the computer screen*

This video was succesfully posted on YouTube

 

LMFAO!!!!!:rommie::guffaw::rommie::guffaw::rommie::guffaw::rommie::guffaw: GENIUS!!!

 

robotnik22: ROFL! Ironic how I was watching this vid on YoutTube with yo momma jokes.:guffaw:*dies laughing*

FA: Mac and Danny gone YouTube!:guffaw:They're gonna have Adam's head after they find out.:rommie:

 

I thought FlackAngel's story was hilarious. Yet I feel soo stupid. As I use both web cam and youtube, and videos aren't uploaded that easily on youtube. Or have I missed something?

Anyway, I loved it.

 

hehe yeah i love yo momma jokes:bolian: i could imagine if they actually had this on NY :lol::guffaw:

 

Agreed!!!