Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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Lindsey "Wow Mac, tying off an artery with a shoelace, now that's amazing!"

Mac "Meh, that's nothing, I could probably remove your appendix with nothing more than a tweezers and some bubble gum."

(Flack walks in a few minutes later to see Lindsey dead on the ground)
"Dude, I keep telling you, you're Mac Taylor, not MacGuyver"

(Mac shrugs) "Maybe I should have used bubble wrap instead of bubble gum"
 
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:lol: That's so wrong, Cein--funny, but wrong. :lol: I can see how he'd get confused though--Mac Taylor, MacGuyver; po-tay-to, po-tah-to. :p
 
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^ No, no, no, no, no! Not Alzheimer's Mac! Not you! :p
 
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Danny: Ow, you're on my foot!
Mac: Well, you don't have Flack's butt in your face
Flack: I don't bend anymore either, unless I want to tear this thing open. Just spin already, will you?
Mac: Left foot, blue...I'm almost riding Danny now...
Danny: Oh be quiet before I knock us all down
Stella: Remind me never to bring Twister to an office party again...
Mac: Maybe not here...but you and I could play it at my place later *grins at her*
Stella: Nah, we better not,olive oil makes us slippery.
 
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Twister!! :lol: The funniest part is that I didn't have a clue what in the world you were talking about at first. :lol:
 
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:lol: I love twister! When I first read that I was like "Uh, what the heck is goin' on there!" lol but then when you said spin I got it lol. That was good!
 
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yeah it does...of course if I wrote it, it'd be a naughty one I couldn't post on here....Mac and Stella :devil:
 
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Co-ed Naked Twister could be the title.

I think I'm movin' on up in Gutterville with my last couple of posts. Maybe I should run for office next!
 
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^We-ell... come to think of it, Gutterville's got no mayor! :p Any other interested candidates?
 
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Me, me me! :)

Mac: Hey Stel, I got the ties and olive oil...Hardwood or Hood?
Stella: Surprise me! Oh, and I got the melons and cucumbers!
(ok you probably have to be a regular Smacked ship thread poster to get this one but if you get it it should be funny.)
 
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Mac "Eewweee! That body is all covered with blood and slime. I think I'm gonna puke"

Lindsey "Oh suck it up Mac, don't be such a big baby"
 
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^ Talk about the Twilight Zone... :lol:

MAC: You all be my ho's! Now, work it, biatches! *whipcrack*
 
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:lol::lol::lol: I wanna hear Mac say "Ho's!" *tries to catch her breath*

*Stella peeks into the locker room*
Stella: Hey guys, group meeting in Mac's office.
*everyone is confused, but follows her*
Mac: Hey, come on in...Now, I was thinking that we could try a little group bonding exercise.
*Flack dives for the door, but Stella trips him and locks it*
Flack: Stella, what are you doing?
Stella: He threatened to take me out for karaoke if I didn't cooperate.
Mac: Now, I know that our group activities haven't worked out well in the past--
Hawkes: I'll say. Twister was a little too close for comfort, thanks.
Danny: Shut up Doc, do you have any idea how lucky you are to get such a nice view of my ass like that?
Hawkes: ...
Lindsay: We're not doing another potato sack race, are we?
Mac: No.
Lindsay: Three-legged race?
Mac: No.
Flack: Thank God, if I had to be paired with the shrimp over there again, I'd throw myself out the window.
*Lindsay punches Flack's arm. He pouts*
Mac: No, we're going to try something new. Now everybody get in a circle...

*A few minutes later, Adam the lab tech was walking by Mac's office and was stunned at what he saw and heard*
Group: You put your left arm in,
you take your left arm out,
you put your left arm in,
and you shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around,
that's what it's all about. *clap clap*

:devil: Yes, I know I am evil--and now you're going to have the hokey pokey stuck in your head for the rest of the day. *evil laughter* :lol:
 
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