Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Mac: Stella, there's a fight breaking out between Danny and Flack!
Stella: Well, go do something.
Mac: Hello, I don't know what to do. Why do you think I came to you?
Stella: Admit it Mac, you just want me.
Mac: We'll discuss that later. Let's go!
*Mac & Stella arrive in the lab to see Danny & Flack fighting*
Stella: What the hell is going on here.
Danny: Flack & I are debating over who's sexier. We need someone else to settle this.
Stella: C'mon Mac, go help them out.
Mac: I was hoping you could do that.
Stella: Dammit, I knew it would come to this one day. Umm...Danny has a nice tight ass.
Danny: Heh heh, it's from doing all these squats.
Stella: Flack has these soulful baby blue eyes that I just want to stare at all day.
Flack: What can I say? I have good genes.
Stella: Danny wears this sexy glasses that make his eyes stand out.
Danny: Like I said, four eyes are better then two.
Stella: Flack his this great hair that makes me want to run my fingers through it.
Flack: I only use the best hair stuff.
Stella: Danny looks so cute whenever he acts like a drama queen.
Danny: I am a man of many talents.
Stella: Flack has this sexy, snarky personality that's so hot.
Flack: I'm a true New Yorker baby.
Stella: Wait, I have a way to settle this.
Mac: What is it?
Stella: Both of you take off your shirts?
Danny: Now?
Stella: Yes, now. This is the only way we're gonna decide.
Danny: *glances at Flack* Are you ready?
Flack: Yeah, if you are?
*Danny and Flack slowly remove their shirts*
Mac: Holy cow.
*thud*
Danny: What happened?!?
Mac: Oh no, Stella is passed out cold on the floor.
Stella: *giggling* Santa, is that you? Did you eat the milk and cookies that I left out for you?
Mac: Oh dear.
Danny: Hey Flack, I have a great idea.
Flack: Oh, I can't wait to hear.
Danny: Why don't we become superheros? By day we're CSI and by night we're NY crimefighters.
Flack: Hey numbskull, we fight crime anyways.
Danny: I know. But this time we'll use our superb nijia skills. I can do a deadly round house kick.
Flack: That's it. You suck.
Danny: No, that's not it. Instead of wearing costumes we'll wear a mask, jeans and no shirt. That way, we'll distract the bad guys.
Flack: Good idea. Where did you come up with that?
Danny: You know, maybe only I can can go shirtless. You should start doing some push-ups. Your arms are getting a little flabby there.
Flack: Ha, at least I don't need to wear a bra.
Danny: Why you little...
Mac: Am I going to have to kick both your asses? If you want to see a real man just look at these guns! *flexes arms*
Danny: Holy crap Mac, you're built!
Mac: I know, I know. I have to keep looking good for the ladies.
Stella: *gets up quickly* Ladies?!? I thought I was the only woman in your life you ba$tard.
Mac: Ah, I didn't mean it that way. Hey, weren't you passed out?
Stella: Don't change the subject. Talk to me like a real man!
Mac: Hey, at least I wasn't hitting on Danny and Flack.
Stella: Are you stupid? You told me to do that.
Mac: Stella...not here. Please.
Stella: Oh, you just wait till later mister. Then we'll see who will be doing the ass kicking.
Danny: Ho ho ho, they're at again.
Flack: Yeah. Hey, I wonder where all the steriods went.
Danny: Beats me!
